Dear Sir,

I am Nam is Chike, I aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of GTBANK.

I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here
Okingo OBE very good.

I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no waif and no childish. My father deaded long time ago and my mother is marry in TOGO country there 10 years now, no see she until now, so nobody known to help me money and food and tea and drink.

My certificate is just sitting home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo.

I here people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief dead.I want to join the company of you and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones.

Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.

Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone now.

I am red for interview with you if you like me.

Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is of a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.

I am very hornest and I didn’t steal since I born until now.

I can speak English free. I have no very many I end here.

Please also greet your wife and childish!

Yours
Chike
(AK47).
Kind Regards

you expect me to laugh at this!

Hahaha!!! Lmaoo!