Omotayor123:
Enusmith weldone!

Omotayor It's Emusmith, not "enu..." Or...

Deejavuu:


Why did you have to type out my moniker. .

Hmmm.. Smith minister of women affairs

Following after your footsteps

You disappeared?

daveP:
Nice one Sir Emusmith


those that await their friend's or besties advice before they go ahead with the guy.


Only to dump the said bestie or keep distance when she 1st the bestie to tie the wedding knots. So ironic.

True, bro

tuffpivot:
I'm currently experiencing number 5....and d tin Don dey 1 annoy MI sef

My bro. She needs space. Be conspicuous by your absence.

I know guys will like this post. About understanding women...i don't even understand myself and i hv quit trying to.
People play too much games. Just come up abd say "i don't want again"! No time

emusmith:


Following after your footsteps

You disappeared?

I didn't. Let's not derail

tosyne2much:
I don't write like before. This is because I want every of my write-up to come like the rattle of a gun

Suspense is good...

ImaIma1:
I know guys will like this post. About understanding women...i don't even understand myself and i hv quit trying to.
People play too much games. Just come up abd say "i don't want again"! No time

I like your sincerity and openness

emusmith:


My bro. She needs space. Be conspicuous by your absence.

I fink dats wot I'll do next oo.... Cuz I dnt like lingering decision nd she claims there is no one else dats d annoying part

emusmith:


So, you believe a man can understand a woman?

A man can only try to but may not be able to understand a woman who does not understand herself

story no be me dem fit do like dis

tuffpivot:

I fink dats wot I'll do next oo.... Cuz I dnt like lingering decision nd she claims there is no one else dats d annoying part

There is no one else? I've heard that lie like 5 million times...she's trying to hold on to you in case the main guy breaks her heart. You are her side chic. Hope you know that? Side guy

agabaI23:
A man can only try to but may not be able to understand a woman who does not understand herself

llollzzz...I get that

emusmith:


There is no one else? I've heard that lie like 5 million times...she's trying to hold on to you in case the main guy breaks her heart. You are her side chic. Hope you know that? Side guy

Lol.... No position is permanent

Crap

emusmith:
Some Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do.

Good evening peeps.
I have critically looked at some complains by Nairaland guys and to be honest, some of them sound so hilarious. They open threads about it and still, the truth remains covered. They leave more frustrated, I guess.

I thought it timely to unveil some of the REASONS LADIES ACT THE WAY THEY DO.

I'm no psychologist neither I TIM LAHAYE, but I believe some of these answers will help my Nairaland friends to better understand our ladies better and not get confused when these attitudes play out.

Let's see some reasons:


1. When she leaves her undies at your place

- A lady told me saying, it's a "possessing your possession" tactics. I was like, who does that? I thought differently until today.

- A few others (5%) just forgot it. Thanks to constant cohabitation.



2. When she starts over-demanding even when she knows your financial capacity.

- She just met some one else and wants a breakup via a quarrel.

- Must have heard friends boasting on how theirs involve in profligate spending on them.


3. When she gets angry each time you ask her about her past relationships

- She isn't proud of something there. Not like she is bad but it hurts her to have made some mistakes. Give her some time before proceeding to the next point...


- She is hiding something from you.
If she is a sincere girl who wants a honest relationship, she shouldn't get angry for crying out loud. All the time you gave her, yet, she wants to conceal it till...you hear it from elsewhere and she now comes begging, "hun, I'm sorry. It was the devil" lobatan!



4. When she tells you, "I'm in a relationship" and still wants to be your friend, and her supposed "imaginary" boyfriend isn't in sight."


- Have you noticed, the best thing to do
is to be her friend? That statement is a tricky one. Be her friend to the point of being a brother (Make her free, laugh and happy, with friendship in mind- cancel her thoughts) . At that point, she will focus her attention on you. She might even approach you. It might be too late then.


5. When she keeps changing her decisions about dating you.


- Sometimes, it's because there are other options available to her. But something about you makes her want to still consider you. She's still trying to keep you with one hand.

- Other times, it's just the influence of friends. Her bestie, perhaps.


6. When you are having an "emotional chat" with her and dp goes, wow, "I love you, Pete. and your name is Jamiu!

- Firstly Jamiu, she might be seeing you as a
stalker. Maybe, you forced your way into her Friend's List. She wants to get rid of you ASAP.

- Secondly, If you're James and not Jamiu, she's just trying to play with your mind by making you think she is surrounded. More often than not, Pete doesn't exist! She's so alone. It's a strategy called 5-4-1.


7. When she says to this thread and the Op, "You'll never be able to understand a woman, NEVER, no matter how hard you try!"

- That's a harsh defence tactics by Nairaland Ladies called 6-3-1 since 1672. .



Gnyt.

Faints this is so hilarious . hahahaha

mcheeeeeew. how abt " 7 reasons teenage girls act the way they do? ".

This OP is high on malaysian weed

Said this time and time


"Just because you play PlayStation don't mean you know the ins and out of it!"


Lil boys wanna teach subjects on lil girls then loosely use the words "Lady & Woman" lol!



I laffff in Somali



Look for your Queens fooooools instead of learning the tricks to pity sex

Deejavuu:
Hmmm. I concur with your points 1-3. 4&5 is mostly done be confused girls. A girl who knows what she wants goes for it, no need of acting up.My opinion!!

6 thats plain childish! Who does that? Teenagers maybe or adults in baby skin...

7 don't generalize

Hmmmmmm

He will explain better oooooo

Hmm. I think the OP was too general. I can't relate to any of those points. Never done any.


It seems as though u're saying girls are silly. Because I really don't know why a right thinking and mature person should do any of the afore-cited things.

This one still resemble point 7

Deejavuu:


7 don't generalize

Oliviaarims:
Hmm. I think the OP was too general. I can't relate to any of those points. Never done any.


It seems as though u're saying girls are silly. Because I really don't know why a right thinking and mature person should do any of the afore-cited things.

You've a point but sometimes due to negligence or would I say laziness on author's part piece like this can hardly be disparate. Most writers just find it hard to add 'some' or 'many' as the case may be and just lumps everyone in. But either way, no cases can be absolute, I think we all know it's directed at a particular class irrespective of the obvious generalisation.

That said, perhaps we should start having females who 'exposes' some of men's perceived relationship 'misdemeanor' too from next year. The ladies-focused articles are becoming boring and some change of fresh air would do. I implore you to lead the campaign, nothing dey happen.

emusmith:
Some Reasons Ladies Act The Way They Do.

Good evening peeps.
I have critically looked at some complains by Nairaland guys and to be honest, some of them sound so hilarious. They open threads about it and still, the truth remains covered. They leave more frustrated, I guess.

I thought it timely to unveil some of the REASONS LADIES ACT THE WAY THEY DO.

I'm no psychologist neither I TIM LAHAYE, but I believe some of these answers will help my Nairaland friends to better understand our ladies better and not get confused when these attitudes play out.

Let's see some reasons:


1. When she leaves her undies at your place

- A lady told me saying, it's a "possessing your possession" tactics. I was like, who does that? I thought differently until today.

- A few others (5%) just forgot it. Thanks to constant cohabitation.



2. When she starts over-demanding even when she knows your financial capacity.

- She just met some one else and wants a breakup via a quarrel.

- Must have heard friends boasting on how theirs involve in profligate spending on them.


3. When she gets angry each time you ask her about her past relationships

- She isn't proud of something there. Not like she is bad but it hurts her to have made some mistakes. Give her some time before proceeding to the next point...


- She is hiding something from you.
If she is a sincere girl who wants a honest relationship, she shouldn't get angry for crying out loud. All the time you gave her, yet, she wants to conceal it till...you hear it from elsewhere and she now comes begging, "hun, I'm sorry. It was the devil" lobatan!



4. When she tells you, "I'm in a relationship" and still wants to be your friend, and her supposed "imaginary" boyfriend isn't in sight."


- Have you noticed, the best thing to do
is to be her friend? That statement is a tricky one. Be her friend to the point of being a brother (Make her free, laugh and happy, with friendship in mind- cancel her thoughts) . At that point, she will focus her attention on you. She might even approach you. It might be too late then.


5. When she keeps changing her decisions about dating you.


- Sometimes, it's because there are other options available to her. But something about you makes her want to still consider you. She's still trying to keep you with one hand.

- Other times, it's just the influence of friends. Her bestie, perhaps.


6. When you are having an "emotional chat" with her and dp goes, wow, "I love you, Pete. and your name is Jamiu!

- Firstly Jamiu, she might be seeing you as a
stalker. Maybe, you forced your way into her Friend's List. She wants to get rid of you ASAP.

- Secondly, If you're James and not Jamiu, she's just trying to play with your mind by making you think she is surrounded. More often than not, Pete doesn't exist! She's so alone. It's a strategy called 5-4-1.


7. When she says to this thread and the Op, "You'll never be able to understand a woman, NEVER, no matter how hard you try!"

- That's a harsh defence tactics by Nairaland Ladies called 6-3-1 since 1672. .



Gnyt.

jst 1 way most of dem think....

agabaI23:
A man can only try to but may not be able to understand a woman who does not understand herself

like the ones that goes to the extent of sleeping with ur friend(s) just to spite u... funny stunts some ladies pull these days.

Most ladies just like to form, it is when they reach the age of thirty and they aren't in a stable relationship that they become serious and succumb to guys that come their way.

Its my birthday.like if u love me,share if u hate me,ignore if its non of ur biz

So, you believe a man can understand a woman?[/quote]

wats there in a woman dat a man kant undastand

Chanchit:


An ex has done this to me before, she would upload pix of one particular guy for almost a month, I never discussed about it, it got to a point she asked me if at all I do see her dp's, I said of cause I saw all of them, she asked why I did not ask her anything about it, I said its because the dp belongs to her, she can put up monkeys, zombies or anything she feels like putting up there, she now started saying its her cousin, I was like bae, anybody weh he like make he be, its just not a problem on my own side, na so the "you don't love me" issue start. We still dey off and on sha, after thinking/knowing I don't love her.

Lolz... I can relate to that, some girls act like juveniles