stupidity:
I and my main chick played the "truth and dare" game last night. So I asked her this question ""what is the craziest thing you have done with/to your partner??""

Her reply was "you don't want to hear it" I reminded her not to break the rule of the game. She started confessing that there was a day we were sleeping together, and I was snoring real bad, she couldn't think of how to stop me from snoring, she con chuk hand inside her Anus put am for my mouth make I lick. She said after she did it, I was licking my lips and stopped snoring.

Am sooo mad right now. I asked her severally if she's serious, she said yes.
Rub pepper in ur finger and finger Her

Right now, I wan do my own craziestest thing to her.

Make una tell me whether My plans make sense.

1. I wan go buy cucumber way be x3 of my dlck, the next time we want to gonk, I go off light then use the cucumber pound her toto. If she dey shout, I go tell her say na my penls, e don add weight, length and girth make she endure am.

2. I dey reason wankk(mostobate) inside drink/tea mix am well then give her make she drink. (She hates the sight of sperm not to talk of drinking it).

Any other suggestion is welcomed::