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12 Things A Woman Is Thinking Right After Sex – Guys, You Should See This Now! by yemisi92: 8:15pm On May 11, 2016
Of course if the love making was less than spectacular, leaving the women dissatisfied and left wanting more action, it is possible that the woman’s post coital thoughts still linger on the sex, but more often than not, if men were ever to know for sure, silly, day-to-day things are the things that occupy most female brains post sex. -
Here’s a look at 12 such mental fascinations that intrigue women, especially after the bedroom acrobatics. No 2 & 5 is just crazy

12) Was That It Or Is There A Round Two?

If it was good, you can bet your goods that the woman appreciates the effort and the ‘that was good’ thoughts fill up her mind, at least for the first few minutes post the deed! But if it was not, you can definitely safely assume that she’s analyzing everything to the ‘T’. Did she do something wrong? What was the hurry? Couldn’t he have done that? Will it be awkward to get out that vibrator now? Should she just say something? Oh well, you get the picture! -

11) Where’s That Phone Of Mine?

Yes, as unflattering as it may sound, you just have to acknowledge the fact that this century has been taken over by the lust for smart-phones. Yes, you’ve done the deed, but now she’s aching to check her phone (especially if the session was a long one), and wondering whether she should go for it or wait just that tad bit longer in the name of common decency! Oh come on, it could be an important new email, or better still, a new Facebook notification or Instagram post!

10) Can I Reach For A Cuddle Now?

While the act of sex itself may or may not mean something to men and women, a display of post sex emotions, whether in the form of cuddles or just a possessive arm around the waist does mean something to most women. A study by the Journal of Sex revealed that even when the sex was just a one night stand, kissing or cuddling after sex meant a whole lot more to the female partners. In that light, it seems fair enough for some women to be thinking about what comes after, when the sex part was over and done with.

9) I Really, Really Love This Man
For many women, especially those who are genuinely in love, sex is often followed by the very real, almost tangible need to ratify it. Thoughts of ‘love’ hence pervade the female brain, especially so when the man in question has been considerate to her needs, likes and dislikes. And if he’d just happen to have done something she’d suggested the last time or had requested he try, then of course the love thoughts are just over the moon right about then.

cool Hope He Cleans The Mess This Once
It is usually both the participants that are aware of that uncomfortable mess on and around the bed, but in all probability there is only one of them actively spending brain power thinking about it. A woman might wish that it would be her partner who’d do something about it, while yet another will wonder if she has any clean sheets right about then to replace the other one; and then yet another might wonder if they could just scoot over and forget about it till the morning! Whatever the case may be, the lady is definitely thinking about it, just minutes after it’s all over and you’ve caught your breaths.

7) Mundane, Inconsequential, Unrelated Thoughts That Just Can’t Be Reined In

Some women come back to reality far sooner than others, after the foggy clouds of great sex have cleared. While some may think about who would have gotten eliminated on Masterchef that day, others might wonder whether they should get up and load the dishwasher or leave it for the next day. There may be some who might be hungry and think about what fast snack could be readily accessible while others might be wanting to get up and go pee. Myriad odd thoughts might be flitting through her mind, half of which may just be so ordinary that they shouldn’t even count, really!

6) Did Someone Hear Us?

Oh yeah, now that the deed is done and we’ve got our breaths back, why not think about civilities! Women’s brains are definitely wired differently than men’s, for immediately after even the most sensational sex they might have had, the worries or small niggles on whether they were just too loud begin to arise. Did someone hear? Did they leave the windows open? I hope we were not as bad as
those new neighbors, were we?

5) Do I Need To Take More Efforts To Spice Things Up?

A lot of women are consumed with self-doubt , especially after routine, plain vanilla sex. The thoughts that come immediately after are hence
often related to how to go about addressing the problem of the mundane. For most women, thoughts often percolate into the realm of what
they must do to spice up things in their bedroom, thoughts on how to make the next time even better and steamier.

4) Oh S***! Had We Left The Door Open?

Women are usually the first to rise out of the haze of great sex, for their..[Continue Reading]
Re: 12 Things A Woman Is Thinking Right After Sex – Guys, You Should See This Now! by Mskrisx(f): 8:18pm On May 11, 2016
Hmmm?
Re: 12 Things A Woman Is Thinking Right After Sex – Guys, You Should See This Now! by Nobody: 8:28pm On May 11, 2016
Intriguing, I'll camp here. (spreads mat) (sips cold zobo) cheesy
Re: 12 Things A Woman Is Thinking Right After Sex – Guys, You Should See This Now! by carolinejames: 8:44pm On May 11, 2016
for real?
Re: 12 Things A Woman Is Thinking Right After Sex – Guys, You Should See This Now! by Dahkogrin007(m): 8:54pm On May 11, 2016
Did God see us
Re: 12 Things A Woman Is Thinking Right After Sex – Guys, You Should See This Now! by alobright17(m): 9:02pm On May 11, 2016
Minister of Female mind reader after sexxx I hail thee

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