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What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 12:56pm On Dec 29, 2015


Ladies: what are the most annoying pick up lines guys used on you in 2015?

Guys: Ever tried wooing a lady this year but your pick up line was so terrible to start with?

Mine was
"woah, this is the angel I have been dreaming about!"
And her reply was "abeg clear road make I see" cry


What is yours?
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by RexKexMilann: 12:57pm On Dec 29, 2015
"Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got
lost in your eyesundecided".



She simply Blushed & "Politely" pointed out to me That she was "Engaged".sad.
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by obiorathesubtle: 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2015
Lol.. I don't use pickup lines frequently..


But I used one..

My love for you is like copied assignment, I just can't explain it.

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Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 1:07pm On Dec 29, 2015
Gat nonee cry
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by iffydave: 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2015
grin grin

Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by CaroLyner(f): 1:12pm On Dec 29, 2015
Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!
Yeah. Now watch me disappear

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Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 1:13pm On Dec 29, 2015
I don't do pick ups. just be real with it, don't tell her she's your blah blah and stuffs like that.

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Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Emac34: 1:14pm On Dec 29, 2015
Mine was
Me:hey beautiful,hw ar u doing

She:hmmm (Starring at me)grin wat ur name

mesadtinkin she don dey fall)I'm Emac

She:can u do me a favour

Me:anything 4 u baby

She:get dey hell out of my way nd stay off me
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2015
RexKexMilann:
"Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got
lost in your eyesundecided".



She simply Blushed & "Politely" pointed out to me That she was "Engaged".sad.

that thing can pain ehn. Like when you crushing on someone and later find put she is engaged sad
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:19pm On Dec 29, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. I don't use pickup lines frequently..


But I used one..

My love for you is like copied assignment, I just can't explain it.

which network you dey use sef? You don change am before I press quote button finish grin
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:20pm On Dec 29, 2015
Harbosede02:
Gat nonee cry

I guess those pick up lines swept you off your feet wink
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 1:23pm On Dec 29, 2015
Emac34:
Mine was Me:hey beautiful,hw ar u doing
She:hmmm (Starring at me)grin wat ur name
mesadtinkin she don dey fall)I'm Emac
She:can u do me a favour
Me:anything 4 u baby
She:get dey hell out of my way nd stay off me
. . . . and what did you do next?
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by ClassCaptain(m): 1:25pm On Dec 29, 2015
A Friend of Mine ...
" I saw you standing alone and I was impressed "
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:27pm On Dec 29, 2015
CaroLyner:
Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!
Yeah. Now watch me disappear

lmao. Wicked grin
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2015
PrimeMinisterr:
I don't do pick ups. just be real with it, don't tell her she's your blah blah and stuffs like that.

so what are the words you say to a girl you wanna strike a conversation with for the very first time?
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:29pm On Dec 29, 2015
Emac34:
Mine was
Me:hey beautiful,hw ar u doing

She:hmmm (Starring at me)grin wat ur name

mesadtinkin she don dey fall)I'm Emac

She:can u do me a favour

Me:anything 4 u baby

She:get dey hell out of my way nd stay off me


why she dey vex? grin
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Emac34: 1:29pm On Dec 29, 2015
PrimeMinisterr:

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and what did you do next?
I left bt keep pestering her i later found out she was a newbea in my area nd av heard a lot bout me
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by vizkiz: 1:30pm On Dec 29, 2015
ClassCaptain:
A Friend of Mine ...

" I saw you standing alone and I was impressed "

lol, she stood to impress you I guess wink
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Emac34: 1:31pm On Dec 29, 2015
vizkiz:



why she dey vex? grin
Say me na bad guy
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by jonaifame22(m): 1:33pm On Dec 29, 2015
I asked her how her pvssy smells like and she stuffed a used socks In my nose angry
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by obiorathesubtle: 1:33pm On Dec 29, 2015
vizkiz:


which network you dey use sef? You don change am before I press quote button finish grin
grin starcomms man.. Fast like devil!
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 1:35pm On Dec 29, 2015
RexKexMilann:
"Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got
lost in your eyesundecided".



She simply Blushed & "Politely" pointed out to me That she was "Engaged".sad.
Wat a story

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Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2015
vizkiz:


so what are the words you say to a girl you wanna strike a conversation with for the very first time?
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Even though the Sea is vast , The Sailor knows the route to the island.

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Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 1:39pm On Dec 29, 2015
Emac34:

I left bt keep pestering her i later found out she was a newbea in my area nd av heard a lot bout me
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it is well.
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by slimkhan(m): 1:40pm On Dec 29, 2015
ClassCaptain:
A Friend of Mine ...

" I saw you standing alone and I was impressed "
what so impressive abt her standing alone
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Emac34: 1:44pm On Dec 29, 2015
PrimeMinisterr:

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it is well.
Yeah
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 2:06pm On Dec 29, 2015
I'm a reverend father, so. . .
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 2:09pm On Dec 29, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Lol.. I don't use pickup lines frequently..


But I used one..

My love for you is like copied assignment, I just can't explain it.

loooooool coman dash me small craze abeg cry cry cry cry
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by jaykaylegend(m): 2:22pm On Dec 29, 2015
You must be a lizard cos AGAMA eyes on you..



She jst looked at me from up to down 3 times, hissed an walked away

What I do??
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by obiorathesubtle: 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2015
sickstars:

loooooool coman dash me small craze abeg cry cry cry cry

Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by Nobody: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2015
obiorathesubtle:




looooool u nd who
Re: What Is Your Worst Pick Up Line In 2015 by obiorathesubtle: 2:39pm On Dec 29, 2015
sickstars:



looooool u nd who
apparently, na only you oo.. You asked for craze tongue

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