Brb

If this below pictures make u laff this year...
Kindly like.. And shared..

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coogar

Uge

mrcork = never take him serious
always talks the opposite

Mrman2 his experience on weed smoking.. though his comment was made 2013

had just moved out of my parents house and
was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no
idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious
movements and signature weed scent(abi na
odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with
him, my worst fears were confirmed as he
started bringing home his weed smoking buddies
and they would occassionally roll a wrap and
smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed
with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered
what made them happy after smoking, so i
decided to find out for myself(wrong move)
It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i
think it was, my friend was out as usual. I
searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't
find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived
the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half
expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to
be aware of my presence there, they were all on
different planets all expect one i concluded that
he must be the seller so i approached him and
the following conversation ensued:

Me: how far?

Weed seller: i dey

Me: i wan buy weed

Weed seller: how many parcel?

Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need

Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)

Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i
didn't know that. I thought it was something very
large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap
of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when
he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive
weed was that cheap.
On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but
mix it with beans because i thought that it will
be better that way(another wrong move). Long
story short, i cooked beans and added the whole
weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him
ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened
to me this one that you people will eat and be
feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was
like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing
laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the
floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i
couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and
fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, i was able
to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of
my mind that I never knew existed previously, it
was scary and cool at the same time. I could
feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to
experience it to believe it. Though I strongly
advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the
room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a
voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor
(off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came
again oya sa re(now run) that was when i
realised that the weed had taken effect so i
decided to take a shower to see if it will calm
me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so
hot i ran out of the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me
make sense of what was going on but he
laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of
weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel,
he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in
the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist
make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe
itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go
away no matter how hard i scratched and i was
convinced that the beating in my chest was an
evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I
ran to my neighbour champion and told him
champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls
punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya
mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo)
he hissed and walked out having had enough of
such nonsense from the boys in the boys
quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de
gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't
you punch yourself in the chest or do you want
to die?) i punched and punched but there was no
difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my
head was getting louder, the itch in my head was
getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was
getting louder. Then came the voice again oya
ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but
on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was
shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i
would have given husain bolt a run for his money
on that day).


On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare
footed, i told him i had a severe headache i
needed something to make me sleep
immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed
it right there in his presence, next i asked him to
give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he
realised something was wrong with me and
chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart
beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time
around to a nurse in the area, first thing she
asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you
have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba
bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i
was finally able to explain my situation to her
and she took me in, tied something around my
elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I
passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or
2am in the middle of the night with the worst
kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a
whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting
without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told
me e be like say your head no carry am but e go
better make you try am once more so you go dey
use to it. The following day while the house was
empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the
prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my
parents. It's been a few years since that
experience but the lesson I learnt is an
unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me
in trouble again and my circle of friends have
since changed.

nobody

Mine is when you receive a call by midnight and the caller asking you 'what are you doing' and you replied that 'you are picking beans' lmao

I don't keep records

That will be classcaptain.... I'll start observing now cos I really donno...

The Day MTN taught me the lesson of my life by classcaptain.

intact all classcaptain stories

All Nlanders

classcaptain,stfuareugod,stupidity,iamlegend1,Mr cork.....still finkin tho....will update u guys soon.u knw am kinda new here

Yes

Friedplantain,buygala,stupidity

Dickdastardly...this moniker tho,always made me laff. never knew a cartoon characters name could be so dirty

www.nairaland.com/2704488/else-kind-mum#39557059
www.nairaland.com/2526214/abobaku-ife-been-missing-3#36958000

IamLEGEND1
Obiorathesubtle
Mrcork
Adaskbullet
Classcaptain they r fuvking hilarious!

Tosyne2much is a pretty funny dude. I always laugh at him, I even knocked him out recently

tzoracle:
Friedplantain,buygala,stupidity

seconded

Iamlegend1 and coogar.

That dude killed it!

Re: As A Graduate, Can You Work In Restaurant That Pays 80k And Above?.......Comments by Larry fly


That is a winner anyday

Its all about 2015 general election

https://www.nairaland.com/2230263/funny-election-pictures-memes

https://www.nairaland.com/2229604/hilarious-funny-pictures-2015-election

folakeme

My best post in Nairaland in 2015 is from thatsincerechic,it was so funny,captivating. The first thread I ever followed to the end.

Dunno

Since my stay at nairaland, I think this is my funniest thread . But it came late last year.

PrimeMinisterr:
Classcaptain stupidity. IamLegend1 Adaskbullet.

whot am do?

https://www.nairaland.com/2568673/all-cruising by kanwuliaJara

TruthHurts1:
Tosyne2much is a pretty funny dude. I always laugh at him, I even knocked him out recently

hahahahahaha.. And I also



How u dey jare boss?

prettythicksme:
IamLEGEND1 Obiorathesubtle Mrcork Adaskbullet Classcaptain they r fuvking hilarious!

bebi u r nort no mine name agn