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Why I Got Divorced by DJBIGGY(m): 5:39pm On Dec 30, 2015
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? Got a surprised for you"

"Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

End of Diswoision!

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Re: Why I Got Divorced by Nobody: 7:22pm On Dec 30, 2015
Lmao! I bet you were already visualising different styles and angles to Hit her from!
Re: Why I Got Divorced by Jfyzee: 7:44pm On Dec 30, 2015
It's obvious all the witches in your village prepared soup with your picture.


Just can't imagine what you will have to say your family.. smiley

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