Rollar:

Hey, what's wrong with being a bus conductor?? There's dignity in honest work. I don't want to believe you're one of those ladies that would rather be associated with a yahoo boy in a sports car than a conductor in a danfo

We're usually aggressive cuz of the rigorous lives we live. Sleeping in all sorts of hell holes, having paraga for breakfast and engaging in fisticuffs at the drop of a pin tends to leave us feeling rather grumpy. Then you passengers come and start making a nuisance of yourselves by insisting on sitting near the door and not having change.

You mean my written English is non-lethal. You should hear my spoken English, I've been known to induce convulsions in the faint of heart with two or three sentences

Don't think I didn't notice the way you tactically avoided the rest of my post oh. Na only my yansh good for hot seat bah. Izalrait

At first question .... None of the above

paraga Whats that ? Sounds dangerous

Chai n im not a pssanger oh i like those keke nice n compact

Jesu this ur english dey sweet hehheheh
Keep talking

Anway aslong as u aint comitting serious crime , and ur earning a living then its all good

StrawberryCream:

At first question .... None of the above

paraga Whats that ? Sounds dangerous

Chai n im not a pssanger oh i like those keke nice n compact

Jesu this ur english dey sweet hehheheh
Keep talking

Anway aslong as u aint comitting serious crime , and ur earning a living then its all good

Eeehhnn, so unserious crime is allowed?
Sister I no do again oh. See how man pikin just dey jack encyclopedia, untop wetin nah. Abeg free me, mah expression myself wella
Let's just say paraga is a drink that goes superbly with gbana
Seems you're more interested in getting me to talk than telling me about yourself. Its not fair oh, ko da ra ra

Rollar:

Eeehhnn, so unserious crime is allowed?
Sister I no do again oh. See how man pikin just dey jack encyclopedia, untop wetin nah. Abeg free me, mah expression myself wella
Let's just say paraga is a drink that goes superbly with gbana
Seems you're more interested in getting me to talk than telling me about yourself. Its not fair oh, ko da ra ra

StrawberryCream:

Rollar:

Lol wts up

StrawberryCream:
Lol wts up

My blood pressure. I eat too much salt

Rollar:

My blood pressure. I eat too much salt

Hehehe u crack me up
Take it easy too much salt aint good ..drink kunu or yobo it brings it down

StrawberryCream:
Hehehe u crack me up
Take it easy too much salt aint good ..drink kunu or yobo it brings it down

I dunno if you're immune to sarcasm or you're just patronizing me, but you seem to lap up every word that proceeds from my mouth

You're just a very somehow girl, aren't you

Rollar:

I dunno if you're immune to sarcasm or you're just patronizing me, but you seem to lap up every word that proceeds from my mouth

You're just a very somehow girl, aren't you

Nah me u dey call girl , big auntie like me
No im humouring u ni hehehe

StrawberryCream:

Nah me u dey call girl , big auntie like me
No im humouring u ni hehehe

Haba, you don clock 40 ni? You be small pikin for where my exes dey oh. Na ur type dey kneel down serve dem drink for house

Rollar:

Haba, you don clock 40 ni? You be small pikin for where my exes dey oh. Na ur type dey kneel down serve dem drink for house

Jesu
A whole auntie like me kneel wt... Iffa hear ..
Ur exes u know ,, rollar u go kill person serious wts the oldest uve dated b

StrawberryCream:

Jesu
A whole auntie like me kneel wt... Iffa hear ..
Ur exes u know ,, rollar u go kill person serious wts the oldest uve dated b

Pls direct all questions and inquiries this way;
https://www.nairaland.com/2837877/how-old-youngest-person-ever#41581108

Rollar:

Pls direct all questions and inquiries this way;
https://www.nairaland.com/2837877/how-old-youngest-person-ever#41581108

U no well 47 ke .. U like them old or wt .. How u take manage dat woman with ur danfo money

StrawberryCream:

U no well 47 ke .. U like them old or wt .. How u take manage dat woman with ur danfo money

Yes oh. At that age, ladies often confuse near-death experiences with being on cloud 9, so every bedroom session results in visions and revelations
Babe dem no dey cum for the money oohh, dey cum for d body oohh (in Iyanya's voice)

I can hear a snobbish undertone, sweery are you looking down on me cuz I'm a lowly danfo conductor??

Rollar:

Yes oh. At that age, ladies often confuse near-death experiences with being on cloud 9, so every bedroom session results in visions and revelations
Babe dem no dey cum for the money oohh, dey cum for d body oohh (in Iyanya's voice)

I can hear a snobbish undertone, sweery are you looking down on me cuz I'm a lowly danfo conductor??

Lol work is work
Even peple that clean roads it is work .. Nah u dey curse ur profession im looking up at u hehehe
Anyway holla later jare

Classic mate Love the use of shape and hero!