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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by lakuna10(m): 10:28pm On Jan 01, 2016
Mumu! Dem no talk sey toasters are scarce. Dem say husband. Some toasters could be toasting u just to get into ur pants.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by vicktaur(m): 10:29pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided



wen u finally accept d toaster .. and after 2-3 months wen d guys has sampled ur KPEKUS frm all angle nd den calls it quits ..


after 5 times of such situations .

you'll personally join d bandwagon of people saying HUSBAND IS SCARCE
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Youngpo413: 10:30pm On Jan 01, 2016
dollyjoy:
so how come you are not married yet?

Simple!they are mostly interested in sex.
sex is the only thing those hoes can offer,so don't blame them guys.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by yuha(m): 10:36pm On Jan 01, 2016
story for d gods!!!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by DeoSleek: 10:37pm On Jan 01, 2016
even married women get toasted.
the wooing is not the matter, why they woo you is what you should be concerned about. believe it or not if you get 20 toasters in a week, 19 mission is to get into you and get out while the last one just wanna know if you are qualified to be a wife. . .
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by UnimkeAk(m): 10:43pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided

they wanna f*ck you period
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by ehix89(m): 10:46pm On Jan 01, 2016
dont be fooled my dear,they r after doz two headlights on ur dp
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by firstolalekan(m): 10:53pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided
My dear,
Husbands are really really scarce

To be frank, your toasters are people that just want to fùck and dump you and move on to the next bıtch! grin
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Dav24(m): 10:54pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided
Every body has a target, but before you messed it up, asked those pretty ladies around why they are still single. if you are not careful, you will tell us a new story one day.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by lagosrd: 10:54pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided

Hahaha mashe mistake ooooo
Those boys are not good oooo
Na person Wey Dem go follow play
Long *enis & *edmeeting Dem dey look for ooo
Operation chop clean mouth. Hum sisi run for ya dear life.
Won npe e Ni sisi , inu re ndun
Ooo mo ara eko won asoe dapere Ajase.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by cagunwa(m): 10:55pm On Jan 01, 2016
Dear, there is a big difference between a toaster and someone dead serious about settling down with you.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by dhappyking(m): 10:55pm On Jan 01, 2016
Toasters are are toasters. Husbands are husbands. In case you have not noticed, some will even propose to you just to get under the sheets with you.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by firstolalekan(m): 11:08pm On Jan 01, 2016
firstking01:
Op, a husband has nt toasted u before...i mean a real husband material...i bet u cnt say no, mayb touts are the ones toasting u, depending on the way u present urslf...u knw d general saying... u are wat u attract undecided
That line got me cracking grin

Bitter truth
Lifeisabitch won't like that grin
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by cyrilamx(m): 11:10pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided
How do you mean? Husbands can't be scarce because they aren't commodity or things. Husbands can only be difficult to find or rare. The fact you have about 2 men trying to woo you daily doesn't mean they want to marry you. Maybe your seductive dressing is what is attracting them to you in order to sweet-tongued you to their bed so they can devour you. If you think you too beautiful and such beauty is making you lose your head, think of beautiful ladies in their late 30s and early 40s who are hob-nobing from one prayer house to another, registered in different dating sites just to get husband they took for granted when they called the shot.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by skywalker240(m): 11:11pm On Jan 01, 2016
watered:
Husbands aren't scarce. They (your fellow ladies who aren't married) are equally seeking men above their standards like you seeking too and that's why they are still roaming the streets.



#Golddiggers grin grin

My brother u are blessed all tru dis new year u just know wts on ma mind ..make d sista continue to talk rubbish ...i pray make u no reach 35 when u go come talk say i fit manage any man by dat time she go wise..if she like make she no accept d 1 when come now..na all dis type ekwe use make xampl 4 standfit ekwe

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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by martphreak(m): 11:12pm On Jan 01, 2016
dollyjoy:
i was just trying to pull his legs pls.


Stop taking trivia things serious.

Btw your post is salty,i dnt like that.

Happy new yearwink
I wish you a very glorious year ahead...dnt mind me jare...I owe u a bottle of fanta cool
dollyjoy:
i was just trying to pull his legs pls.


Stop taking trivia things serious.

Btw your post is salty,i dnt like that.

Happy new yearwink
I wish you a very glorious year ahead...dnt mind me jare...I owe u a bottle of fanta
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jan 01, 2016
firstolalekan:

My dear,
Husbands are really really scarce

To be frank, your toasters are people that just want to fùck and dump you and move on to the next bıtch! grin
and those men marrying every saturday are from Pluto right? Rubish
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by edwardgunju(m): 11:18pm On Jan 01, 2016
Is ur name Ife is a bitch undecided
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Duru009(m): 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
Its sooo funi. U sound like a kid.

Most playboys n womanizers use marriage to deceive many ladies nowadays n bang them.....

Are u a learner or what.....

Pls open ur eyes. No responsible man will just meet u n start promising marriage....

Open ur eyes m dear. This is 2016
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by sparkleice(f): 11:28pm On Jan 01, 2016
quote author=lifeisabitch post=41552608]Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided[/quote] hmmmmm.my dear same here wt me oooooo.God wil locate her own hrt desire to us come ds 2016.de one dat match our target
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided

Oya ask them to marry you now and listen to there responce
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by freddaboh(m): 11:30pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided

Believe me 98% of those guys toasting you and talking about marriage want to get into your pants and before you know it they will dump you like piece of shit even those you think they are below you. My advice: Pray hard and ask for God's guidance.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jan 01, 2016
Men are scarce because women are busy looking for unrealistic ones angry
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by bayonino: 11:31pm On Jan 01, 2016
Please, Please, Ladies make sure you flex your life to the fullest before getting married, no matter how bad the way you use your life, one mumu guy will defintely marry you, furthermore, if you step your game well, you will marry the best. Nowsdays, alot of ashewo, oloshos are getting married to the best guys in town.
REASON: Most Guys of nowsdays dont care about your past again, all they need now is marriage.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by cckris: 11:40pm On Jan 01, 2016
ARE YOU A HUSBAND MATERIAL?

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by nortcentrallord(m): 11:46pm On Jan 01, 2016
Mumu, are toasters husbands? Are all young women wives? Mtchewww.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by sparkleice(f): 11:47pm On Jan 01, 2016
kestolove95:
..its husband dat is scarce not toasters..toasters ar everiwia and I even gt 5 a day but non of dem is a husband bt toasters
yes u are vry correct.same here.bt come 2016 God wil gve us husband our own nt sme1 else own,nt toasters bt real serious man dat wil love us.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by doskie(m): 11:49pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided
see one of the fish brains we use to talk about. let them taste it first and see if you will see them again.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by saintnegroid(m): 11:52pm On Jan 01, 2016
That's because those two toasters have toasted like 50 girls before toasting you
Guys can toast as many as unlike the girls
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by swagifted(m): 11:52pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce?
undecided
did you post this intentionally ?.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by sparkleice(f): 11:52pm On Jan 01, 2016
lakuna10:
Mumu! Dem no talk sey toasters are scarce. Dem say husband. Some toasters could be toasting u just to get into ur pants.
bt must u abuse or call sme1 names b4 commenting? Smh
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by tonyobj(m): 12:01am On Jan 02, 2016
In Yoruba language there is a saying "Oko lo po n'ita. Ko si Oko n'ita."
English translation: "Lots of phalluses out there. No husbands."
If you are husband hunting, put your standards aside (when it comes to matters of the heart and your future happiness, standards are for window shoppers). Remember days of humble beginnings and watch all the episodes of the series "Annie and 2face Idibia".
Girls who jilted Patoranking when he was selling rat poison and rat catcher in traffic will see him today and bite their fingers... Saying "Had I known."

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