Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,321 members, 7,954,289 topics. Date: Friday, 20 September 2024 at 04:04 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters (28423 Views)
Lady Gives Her Boyfriend's Phone Number To Her Toasters, Each Time They Ask / Man Marrying 6 Women In Delta, Pays Bride Price Of 3, Leaves 3 Stubborn Ones / 8 Ways To Win The Heart Of Stubborn Girls (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)
8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 5:39pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
I just don't know why some guys can't take "NO" for an answer as they find it difficult to understand that ladies find it somewhat irritating when they are persistently pressurised to accept their proposal. By the reason of their desperation, they become aggressive he-goats, thereby, chasing ladies without an iota of shame or self respect. For a lady who has been experiencing this terrible menace of chicken-like chase from guys, the following points will help you in discarding stubborn toasters from your life. 1. Demand huge Money from them Guys get easily discouraged when a lady starts demanding for money unnecessarily, and so as a lady, it will be advisable to gold-dig an adamant toaster with the intuition to keep him off your zone so as to forcefully make him have disinterest in you. However, demand money for Brazilian hair or school fee and watch him drift way 2. Reply his chats with monosyllabic words Ladies are really gifted in this act, so there's no point laying much emphasis about the way they do it. Most guys cannot cope with monosyllabic responses during chat, therefore, they lose interest and may even delete the lady when they can no longer cope. This method is best adopted to discard guys who are online woman wrappers. 3. Declare "Unhealthy" status to them Ladies, this will work like magic to discard kitty-cat obsessed toasters from your life (E.g Tosyne2much, classcaptain and Ronald4lif). Invite such a guy to your house and when it is getting to the point of love making, kindly tell him that you are an HIV/Ebola patient. In a twinkle of an eye, you will see him run for his dare life. 4. Scare them with "Blood Covenant" There are several occasion when action speaks louder than voice. If a lady can be smart enough to tie a fake charm around her waist or say any guy that get laid with her will experience thunderbolt, he won't dare near her again. Better still, you could tell the dude to go into blood covenant with you, and watch him zoom off with the speed of light 5. Wear an Engagement Ring Even though some guys will not want to keep off despite wearing an engagement ring on your finger; keep ringing it to their ears to attend your wedding ceremony which will be coming up soon. This will make him feel so bad that he will have no choice other than back off completely. Though this may not work on some extremely stubborn toasters sha 6. Often Upload the picture of a very Handsome guy as your boyfriend For some reasons, it will be advisable that ladies facing headache from ugly toasters should use pictures of a very handsome dude as their display pictures, even though they are not dating him. This will however, oppress these toasters as they know they are ugly. 7. Tell them you can't date a Broke guy Many guys, if not all, detest hearing this discriminatory statement from ladies. No matter how stubborn a toaster is, he will let you be the moment you make him realize you can't date a broke guy like him. 8. Tell them to embark on several weeks dry fasting For a guy who refuse to back off, a lady should tell him to embark on several weeks dry fasting to hear from God if she is the one. The statement alone will make him nag like is she the only lady on earth. As a result of this, he will drastically lose interest. 23 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 5:40pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Hmmmmm !! God knows I will be the first to comment on a thread like this. Since Oga Wristbangle has started the aluta, let's go there ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!! 9. Tell them you can't date guys with small joystick As a very stubborn toaster, I hate to hear ladies saying they can't date guys with small joystick.. This statement is the best way to discard me 10. Tell them you can't date a One minute man As we all know that virtually every dude claims he's a professional in bed as no guy will never admit he's a one minute man. However, this is the best statement to use to chase toasters that can't last for more than a minute Note: everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion so nobody should quote me 19 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Hurlstarling: 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
It still beats my imagination why the verb "toast" and its noun "toaster" is still relevant in this century. Even more is the disgracing news of a guy "pressuring" a Lady into accepting his proposals when its glaring she is not interested in the proposed proposal. As for me, I consider such act as stupidity defined: majestic foolishness and coperate madness. Any guy caught doing such deserved to be castrated considering the availability of Ladies in Nigeria. But at it all, Ladies own are more frustrating than guys. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ClassCaptain(m): 5:48pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Tell him to send his NUDES 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by menabae(f): 5:51pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Hehehehhehe that no 1 nd 2 I do that a lot.. |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ronald4lif(m): 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Chai see finishing. So I have unconsciously build an incongruous reputation for myself as a chronic kitty-cat lover. 9 Likes |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Lol u think say some guys get shame? Them go send am abeg 10 Likes |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by dollyjoy(f): 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Ask him to take you out on a shopping spree and just do what you know best. the guy wouldnt call again if he realized his pocket don turn big hole 5 Likes |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 5:54pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
ronald4lif: Hehehe. I just know that there is a skeleton in your cupboard. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Nobody: 5:54pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Estharfabian comman see how proper Naija girl does it o! |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Medunah: 5:56pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Tell him there will be ' no sex' or any form of intimacy like bj, smooching, kissing bla bla, He will run, I tell ya + no8) works like magic too, just tell him ur pastor wants to see him nd he must come to ur church for 3-5days dry fasting so dat it can be revealed to you if he is the will of God. He will run faster than Usain bolt 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ronald4lif(m): 5:56pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
wristbangle: Lol. Egbon, I have tons of skeletons in my cupboard no be say you talk am. I don't joke with kitty-cat walahi. Can't imagine life without it. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 5:58pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
menabae: Lol. I just hope u are not excessively doing it because for every merit there is a demerit. Though it good you apply it smartly in order not to scare away responsible admirers. Nice dp by the way 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by DankemzI(m): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Tell them you don't date black men 1 Like |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ronald4lif(m): 6:00pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Medunah: Hehe. But if he tells you there won't be any dinner dates and spendings from him will you stay? 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 6:00pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Medunah: Tosyne2much, don't you think this lady deserves a 1000 likes for her comment. When a lady told me there won't be any intimacy during the relationship, omo I drift away oo! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by tosyne2much(m): 6:01pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
ronald4lif:Bro, I have known you to be a kitty-cat lover |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Ginaz(f): 6:01pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Why will still toast you, they will tell you two can play together if you tell them you have a bf As for that request for huge money part, I pray you shouldn't eat an Igbo boy or Yoruba boy's money and think you can run away. If your punna no pour yogurt, your ass hole go pour ice cream. They will forcefully have their way, after all rice no be beans, nothing easy Best thing to do is to give them cold shoulders, they will protocol it. Lol. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by ClassCaptain(m): 6:02pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Medunah: what is a bj ?? |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Hurlstarling: 6:02pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
menabae:Keep lieing 1 Like |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 6:03pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
ronald4lif: Baba, life without kitty cat is like soup without meat 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Laveda(f): 6:03pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
I love this thread Easiest is to tell him if he can fûck you everyday He'll run. Nah joke oh!!! 1 Like |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by dollyjoy(f): 6:05pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Laveda:for were?big lieeeeee. He go happy self 4 Likes |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Laveda(f): 6:07pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
dollyjoy:Relax, you never see fùck. If him jam he'll run 1 Like |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Hurlstarling: 6:07pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Medunah:Not all guys are sex freak. You copy? Good. |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by wristbangle: 6:07pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Hurlstarling: Like seriously at the bolded? Guy u are really mean. As for the part that ladies own are more frustrating, can u elaborate on this? |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Medunah: 6:09pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
ronald4lif:Haha, the thread title is 'how to discard stubborn toasters' remember?? So I had no plan of Goin into a relationship with him, so he can keep his dinner dates and spendings 1 Like |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Cholls(m): 6:10pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
dollyjoy:my sister see your mouth. ...... |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by firstking01(m): 6:11pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Nice thread....any guy that sees all these traits in a girl and still chases her, hmmm, dunna what to term such guy sha... |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by Medunah: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Hurlstarling:And no form of intimacy too, not even kissing o, I hear. |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by dollyjoy(f): 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Laveda:the ones i know will jump for joy if u tell them that kin tin. Dumping a lady is easy remember?he can easily discard the lady if he don tire 5 Likes |
Re: 8 Ways To Discard Stubborn Toasters by firstking01(m): 6:15pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Medunah:There's no magic here, i bet he wnt run, he 'LL device another means |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)
I Want To Date My Best Friend's Ex Girlfriend. Is It Proper? / She Traded Insults With Her Boyfriend's Dad On Nairaland / Palmpay Is Threatening My Life Because Of A Loan
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 44 |