jeffcheddy:
Awwww... nice topic.... Just remembererd how i sneaked in a girl frm d back door while my mum was in d parlor wit her visitor. Thought she wudnt see me. Lo n behold as i jus position dey scope d girl yarns, with fanta n nasco buscuit. Hoping and waiting for d koko, and den mumsy appears Damn i was like shit... how she take kno say i cari babe frm back door? Lol i was only 16, trying to do some gf things. And when mum came, i tot she was gonna cut off my head, buh she said "Boy Theres time for everything, you are too young for dis now. Dont ever bring a girl to my house again, until you are grown for marriage! Or u take her to your own rented apartment.. Lol silly me Awww. Im grown now, buh mum is with the Lord. I miss her and her good teachings of life....How time flies!!... Rip Sweet mum!

Awwww!! Sorry about mum
I feel ur pain

callherspices:
Awwww!! Sorry about mum I feel ur pain

Thanks spicey... Happy new year!!

My mom caught me eating all the meat in her pot with my friends, when I saw her looking at me and folding her arms I was shocked, although she didn't spank me, she deprived me of eating meat for a whole week that was my punishment, as a bad boy then, even after she deprived me of eating meat I still ate a lot of meat, that was like 14 years ago.

Nada.

this is really touching. RIP to your mum. She seemed nice.

jeffcheddy:
Awwww... nice topic.... Just remembererd how i sneaked in a girl frm d back door while my mum was in d parlor wit her visitor. Thought she wudnt see me. Lo n behold as i jus position dey scope d girl yarns, with fanta n nasco buscuit. Hoping and waiting for d koko, and den mumsy appears Damn i was like shit... how she take kno say i cari babe frm back door? Lol i was only 16, trying to do some gf things. And when mum came, i tot she was gonna cut off my head, buh she said "Boy Theres time for everything, you are too young for dis now. Dont ever bring a girl to my house again, until you are grown for marriage! Or u take her to your own rented apartment.. Lol silly me Awww. Im grown now, buh mum is with the Lord. I miss her and her good teachings of life....How time flies!!... Rip Sweet mum!

ify2016:
Used her her phone to transfer 200k into my bank account because she refused to give me the pocket money given to me by Dad.

That was in my 200 level though.

lie Muhammed.

lol mine funny oo caught m wen am romancing my neighbour frnd ,am almost Bleep her in bathroom dat was in my primary 6 .my dad didn't talk anything o he be guy man.come see hw my mummy shouted at m. dat was den i loose my virginity ooo.started from dat day d gal can't leave m ooo.i tanks God I didn't pregnant her oo .dey Bleep her everyday

I don't like jollof rice

oldtopics:



i cant be liked by errybody so noworries even jollof rice can't please everybody

you kill person ni? abi you rape your sister?

onunwa21:
If I talk am, nairaland go close......

Amberon:
this is really touching. RIP to your mum. She seemed nice.

Amen God bless you!

No he's about 20, or 21 tops. How can he be 25? or were you 16 in jss2??

sexaddict08:


you're 25 years old ...

Awwwn cute!

amtaken:
She caught me kissing my boyfriend in the downstairs living room. How could I have
resisted kissing the most handsome prince in Africa, even in my father's house (haters will come here now and condemn not knowing that we didn't ever go beyond that before marriage). It was a very big deal then but now that we are married she uses that to tease us. Lol.

lying liar.... of this is true then you should be at least 39 years old.

Qc1:
My mom caught me trying to dis-virgin my then girlfriend. I had being waiting for almost 2 years for that faithful day and I wasn't going to let anything spoil it for me. I was only 18 and just saw that I failed my WAEC. During the action, I heard someone knocking my door and I was like "f@#k off", not knowing that was my mom. She uttered my name and I felt so cold immediately. When I eventually opened the door she went straight for the girl and striped her naked. My mom gave her the beating of her life. I was so embarrassed I was crying with the girl. To cut the long story short, the girl and I have now been married for 19 years and we are very blessed! Every time we go out to family party people who know our story always praise me for standing up to my mom to marry the poor girl and laugh out loud simultaneously.

Suigeneris93:
dunno weda to laugh or cry

Just smile

Amberon:
No he's about 20, or 21 tops. How can he be 25? or were you 16 in jss2??

you're right. I thought I saw ss2

She caught me in bed with daddy!
And another time with my cousin
Finally with my lesson teacher.

I swear I've always been a slut!

you're forgiven
so what's your own story?

sexaddict08:
you're right. I thought I saw ss2

I WAS EIGHT,YOUNG AND OBLIVIOUS.
REMEMBER THAT PART IN LAGBAJA'S VID WHERE SOME GIRL WAS DANCING in a SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE MANNER?
I CLIMBED THE TV AND BEGAN HUMPING THE VIRTUAL ASS.
DAMN! I CHOP CAIN and Abel!

poshestmina:
Stealing from my Dad's pocket

Ole...

How old were u?

NakedEve:
She caught me in bed with daddy!
And another time with my cousin
Finally with my lesson teacher.

I swear I've always been a slut!

...

She caught me rubbing powdered rat poison on my face since I tot it was normal dusting powder.... She nearly killed me with a hot bath dat day

Funny comments.....


Well, It was my aunt that caught me stealing fish from the ready made efo riro(vegetable soup) she made... She threatened to tie me to bed strings for people to come mock me and also tell her husband who calls me his wife then... See shame but she never did ....

...... When ever I visit her now, we laugh over the issue ...

It's bad when caught doing silly stuffs.... Thank God I'm now a grown up lady....

she caught me watching b/f at the age of 16 or so

She caught me rubbing a powdered rat poison on my face cos I tot it was another form of dusting powder.....she nearly killed me with a hot bath dah day....I was 3 then

sexaddict08:


she must have failed u as a mother....
I hope she's dead?

Baby is this ya numb; 08147401677
OK lemme call.

Kaylexzy:


Ole...

How old were u?

Was about 10, use to steal money to do big girl in class until Yawa gas oh
My mum reported me to my school headmistress ,only the embarrassment I got ehhn, then hot deliveraaaaance

Amberon:
you're forgiven

so what's your own story?

I've always been smart with bad things....I never get caught. Imagine I've been having sex since 17 and smoking since 19, now I'm 29.
nobody in my family knows my girlfriend and nobody believe I smoke...
that's me....

NakedEve:
She caught me in bed with daddy!
And another time with my cousin
Finally with my lesson teacher.

I swear I've always been a slut!

You are SICK

NakedEve:


Baby is this ya numb; 08147401677 OK lemme call.

its not in my fone now ... I know your story is lie

Greenbullet:
NO! you were looking for Biro.

I couldn't lie, my brain went blank..Thief na bad thing

sexaddict08:


its not in my fone now ...
I know your story is lie

Honey its real.
Kk.
come n check my pussy signature!