I was on holiday from school 100level and back then I have been introduced into the habit of cigarette smoking even before I enter school every evening I will retire to a palmwine joint and smoke 1 stick or 2 and it was a raining season and I was saved because my mummy lost her sense of smell , I was so into the habit that I brought a packet of benson from school I don't know what my mum was looking for in my box then she found the cigarette and she could not believe her eyes being deaconess in a church I told her it is not mine anyway am too old for beating .

RobinHez:


Lie say ur 'baba johnson' neva use head comot for where e suppose dey for boxers...b4?

oh! Na wetin you mean?? Lol

taiwokyle:


She didn't purnish you for that now,,, abi

she always scold me but sometimes when I use up her airt i me, she punish me

Awwww... nice topic.... Just remembererd how i sneaked in a girl frm d back door while my mum was in d parlor wit her visitor. Thought she wudnt see me. Lo n behold as i jus position dey scope d girl yarns, with fanta n nasco buscuit. Hoping and waiting for d koko, and den mumsy appears Damn i was like shit... how she take kno say i cari babe frm back door? Lol i was only 16, trying to do some gf things. And when mum came, i tot she was gonna cut off my head, buh she said "Boy Theres time for everything, you are too young for dis now. Dont ever bring a girl to my house again, until you are grown for marriage! Or u take her to your own rented apartment.. Lol silly me Awww. Im grown now, buh mum is with the Lord. I miss her and her good teachings of life....How time flies!!... Rip Sweet mum!

emmijes3:
lol I still do.

lol........we are brother and sister in d game....PM'd u already

doing that thing with our house maid

TOEZOFFICIAL:
Kissing my ex gf!..I was 12 then. we were both flogged tho...only cane I chopped n my entire life cos I'm a cool headed Gee!

At 12 you've had an ex!!!!!!

watching porn...came n caught me ryt handed n junior ws attention insyd d pant...no b boxers we been de wear den...

She caught me when am about doing this@10 nd the bitch 8.........hmmmmm u will knw the results

Locked up her sim twice.

Na ma neighbour catch me dey peep throuh one hole for our bathroom dos days o.wey i dey de look diff hairy punnies o,and she called ma name CHINEDU and i was like

oldtopics:
givng my boyfriend a job...blowjawb

if d pics on ur DP is u, then I don't like u!I ve my reasons!

olowo200:
I was on holiday from school 100level and back then I have been introduced into the habit of cigarette smoking even before I enter school every evening I will retire to a palmwine joint and smoke 1 stick or 2 and it was a raining season and I was saved because my mummy lost her sense of smell , I was so into the habit that I brought a packet of benson from school I don't know what my mum was looking for in my box then she found the cigarette and she could not believe her eyes being deaconess in a church I told her it is not mine anyway am too old for beating .

Do u still smoke?

NOETHNICITY:
if d pics on ur DP is u, then I don't like u!I ve my reasons!

i cant be liked by errybody so noworries even jollof rice can't please everybody

poshestmina:
Stealing from my Dad's pocket

Hope say you know dey steal now?

Was reading hint and bestlover mag.....


I was in jss2. Mumsi catch me...nor be small pamming eeeee....lol




Una sabi how rugged hints dey that year now...

She caught me on top my cousin...mehn that's the worst day of my life

If I talk am, nairaland go close......

She saw durex lubes in my backpack


I almost melted to the ground that day .

I cnt stop laughing out #crazyandweirdthingsmendo.........interesting growing as a child with mumsy

Mum caught me wen I was shaving my tin.....

smackimorn:
Game house... Gambling jss2
9years ago

you're 25 years old ...

Adekorya:
I was watching police academy when I
was about 8. there is a scene at a beach
party where there are a few naked
breasts on show. my mum walks in to
catch me licking the tv screen where the
bare breasts were.

Eyaa, mum caught me wen i buying condom @ chemist shop..........for 2 days, menn no food 4 me.

Wouldn't say she caught me..... Instead she found 11 condoms in my sweater pocket when I was away in boarding school. And she always advised me against following girls oo. You guessed right....when I came home for break, she told me she found SOMETHING in my sweater. My mind just relate sharp sharp. I just feigned ignorance. The woman no trust me with woman again o

Oshey baddest!!!

ify2016:
Used her her phone to transfer 200k into my bank account because she refused to give me the pocket money given to me by Dad.

That was in my 200 level though.

Uhm, maybe following my sister or my friends to try to run away

Several times

Caught me toasting a gal on phone oboy I hook

MrsPhyno:
Uhm, maybe following my sister or my friends to try to run away

Several times

Wat did she do?

dunno weda to laugh or cry

Qc1:
My mom caught me trying to dis-virgin my then girlfriend. I had being waiting for almost 2 years for that faithful day and I wasn't going to let anything spoil it for me. I was only 18 and just saw that I failed my WAEC. During the action, I heard someone knocking my door and I was like "f@#k off", not knowing that was my mom. She uttered my name and I felt so cold immediately. When I eventually opened the door she went straight for the girl and striped her naked. My mom gave her the beating of her life. I was so embarrassed I was crying with the girl. To cut the long story short, the girl and I have now been married for 19 years and we are very blessed! Every time we go out to family party people who know our story always praise me for standing up to my mom to marry the poor girl and laugh out loud simultaneously.