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How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 5:45pm On Jun 15, 2009
1. He uses the term “Girl Please…” a lot.

2. He knows all the lyrics to Lil’ Kim songs.

3. He knows the entire Single Ladies/ Get Me Bodied dance routine by Beyonce and does it well.

4. His favorite superhero from X-Men is Storm.

5. He only has girls as friends.

6. He goes to the beach in Speedos instead of regular swim trunks

7. His lip gloss is always popping.

8. He takes longer than you to get ready.

9. His eyebrows are arched better than yours

10. His favorite artist is a diva, like, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Brandy, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Madonna, Mya, Aaliyah, Monica.
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by edogram(m): 6:02pm On Jun 15, 2009
nonses, how can a guy be a gay with this?
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Hollysmile: 8:31pm On Jun 15, 2009
Ode! BornAGAY mumu!
If na all these features make u gay, no think say na so dem dey take know dem.
Rubbish!
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by sosisi(f): 8:36pm On Jun 15, 2009
If he smacks his lips when talking
gay,gayish,gayoid
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Lexiwhite(m): 8:41pm On Jun 15, 2009
lmao ;d ;d ;d
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by patwhizkid(f): 8:46pm On Jun 15, 2009
~ lwkm ~
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Supercharg: 10:09pm On Jun 15, 2009
abeg O if a guy has to ask why this makes you gay ? you need to take a long hard look in the mirror

lip gloss ---especially .
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by sinceerr: 10:12pm On Jun 15, 2009
Desiré:

1. He uses the term “Girl Please…” a lot.

2. He knows all the lyrics to Lil’ Kim songs.

3. He knows the entire Single Ladies/ Get Me Bodied dance routine by Beyonce and does it well.

4. His favorite superhero from X-Men is Storm.

5. He only has girls as friends.

6. He goes to the beach in Speedos instead of regular swim trunks

7. His lip gloss is always popping.

8. He takes longer than you to get ready.

9. His eyebrows are arched better than yours

10. His favorite artist is a diva, like, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Brandy, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Madonna, Mya, Aaliyah, Monica.


Wow grin
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Nobody: 11:51pm On Jun 15, 2009
Why all the men on the thread dey vex?

Are you gay? cheesy
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Treetop20(m): 11:57pm On Jun 15, 2009
too flaming gay!
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by chiogo(f): 1:20am On Jun 16, 2009
Lmfao

Add snapping of fingers and rolling of eyes. . . cry cry
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 6:25am On Jun 16, 2009
$osisi:

If he smacks his lips when talking
gay,gayish,gayoid
chiogo:

Lmfao

Add snapping of fingers and rolling of eyes. . . cry cry

That's right.

@topic, He walks and you see his hips swing. That man is GAY.
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Nobody: 6:31am On Jun 16, 2009
Should a man even have hips?
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Sissy3(f): 6:35am On Jun 16, 2009
una go kill persin w/laughter here ooo grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by biola44: 8:48am On Jun 16, 2009
next, grin
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by debosky(m): 3:21pm On Jun 16, 2009
I like Whitney Houston, I like Storm (I think her chest is packed cheesy) and I have perfectly arched eyebrows - am I gay?
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by sinceerr: 3:23pm On Jun 16, 2009
debosky:

I like Whitney Houston, I like Storm (I think her chest is packed cheesy) and I have perfectly arched eyebrows - am I gay?
Gay alert. Lol
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by chukz4real(m): 6:59pm On Jun 16, 2009
Una funny no b small sha!
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 8:26pm On Jun 16, 2009
debosky:

I like Whitney Houston, I like Storm (I think her chest is packed cheesy) and I have perfectly arched eyebrows - am I gay?

I dunno, my gaydar is going OFF though lol
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by SeanT21(f): 8:28pm On Jun 16, 2009
Desiré:

1. He uses the term “Girl Please…” a lot.

2. He knows all the lyrics to Lil’ Kim songs.

3. He knows the entire Single Ladies/ Get Me Bodied dance routine by Beyonce and does it well.

4. His favorite superhero from X-Men is Storm.

5. He only has girls as friends.

6. He goes to the beach in Speedos instead of regular swim trunks

7. His lip gloss is always popping.

8. He takes longer than you to get ready.

9. His eyebrows are arched better than yours

10. His favorite artist is a diva, like, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Brandy, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Madonna, Mya, Aaliyah, Monica.


That is the only thing that makes a man gay in my book.
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by 4Play(m): 8:30pm On Jun 16, 2009
Gay bastard.

Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by BABE3: 8:34pm On Jun 16, 2009
number 2, 8, 9,nd 10 r not really part of d gist.
4 Play:

Gay bastard.
nd pls leave Ronaldo alone, dats cute not gay, ur jst jealous of him tongue
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 8:41pm On Jun 16, 2009
@topic, He glances a little too long at that really hot guy.

BABE!:

number 2, 3,7, nd 8 r not really part of d gist.

I'm sorry but those were all the major pointers, if he knows that Single Ladies dance routine, he's gay.

Exhibit A

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Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by ROBOCOB(m): 9:10pm On Jun 16, 2009
@ desire, great, real points. Its frustrating to have gay man in your life
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 9:40pm On Jun 16, 2009
ROBOCOB:

@ desire, great, real points. Its frustrating to have gay man in your life

lol Not really. I'm cool with gay people except for the queens but I'm just saying. . .
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by debosky(m): 9:46pm On Jun 16, 2009
Single ladies is good for physical fitness or don't you want your man to have a tight butt?
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by follypimpi(m): 10:05pm On Jun 16, 2009
What a list.
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 10:43pm On Jun 16, 2009
debosky:

Single ladies is good for physical fitness or don't you want your man to have a tight butt? 

That is what going to the gym and jogging is for. Dancing to Single Ladies, swaying your hips left and right won't help much.
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by chiogo(f): 10:51pm On Jun 16, 2009
I remember 3 gay dudes doing the single ladies/crazy in love dances at my school. why do they always use beyonce though? cheesy They even knew the dance better than I and other girls do. shocked
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Desire2(f): 1:11am On Jun 18, 2009
chiogo:

I remember 3 gay dudes doing the single ladies/crazy in love dances at my school. why do they always use beyonce though? cheesy They even knew the dance better than I and other girls do. shocked

It seems like all gay people took it upon themselves to learn that dance lol
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Recoverd(f): 10:43am On Jul 15, 2009
Nt all bt som. I have gay frends n non does any of this.
Re: How To Know If Your Man Is Gay/dl by Nezed(f): 3:13pm On Jul 15, 2009
He walks funny and he wears noisy shoes!

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