i need help, nairaladers, and i need it fast! i'v had

enough. there is no week that passes by that a girl

doesn't walk up to me to say that she likes me, wants

to pay for my lunch, thinks i'm cute, etc. it is so bad

that my girlfriend has gotten so jealous that she's

threatening to end it with me. i told her it's not my fault

but she won't listen. what should i do?

guy nor come de assume for here ooh

u mean there is no week u dont get toasted? think well oh.

nor be children de NL oh

Lol u wish!

...

@Poster, I know de reason why dey toast u!
It's cos they all know u don't have any pu.ssy at ur disposal to stick ur dic.k in, which makes u masturbate day in, day out wit bathin soaps, pasta, hotdog, even eba (atleast, 5times daily).
I suggest u watch AMERICAN PIE. You'll get to know why they're havin dis pity on u!
Ofone!

^^^ LMFAO

@poster
do u drive a camry 2008
if yes den u know the answer!
cos it happend 2 me
my carmy speaks 4 myself!

No one toasts you. wake up from your dream

Assumptors on NL!!!

mama-gee:

No one toasts you. wake up from your dream

who should wake up, guess its you, wake up and stop running after a married man


ashewo awon mbaise oshi

sexylogan:


i need help, nairaladers, and i need it fast! i'v had

enough. there is no week that passes by that a girl

doesn't walk up to me to say that she likes me, wants

to pay for my lunch, thinks i'm cute, etc. it is so bad

that my girlfriend has gotten so jealous that she's

threatening to end it with me. i told her it's not my fault

but she won't listen. what should i do?

This is what you should do,
buy a litre of oil(palm oil will be better), bleach the oil and while its still very hot, pour it on your face.
Its going to be painful, but you will have to endure since this will be a permanent solution to your problem.
I am sure that after this, girls will no longer find you cute.
Next pls

waoh guy u dey enjoy. what u should do is to PREACH the word of GOD TO THEM,I PROMISE THEY WILL ALL RUN AWAY. HAVE A NICE DAY.

Take it or leave it, nothing good will come out from it , MR FINE BOY, lol

dat mean u are toasted

The poster must be a god

_{. . . .DREAMER. . . .DREAM ON!!!!!!!!!!!}


. . . . . . LWKMD!

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality BRB

,amebo no1:

who should wake up, guess its you, wake up and stop running after a married man


ashewo awon mbaise oshi

hahaha, you know who fits that terminology , you know it's no one other than your mom, so don't bother talking about it because it runs in your family

are you the Joseph of our time?oni yeye.kai

argent:

This is what you should do,
buy a litre of oil(palm oil will be better), bleach the oil and while its still very hot, pour it on your face.
Its going to be painful, but you will have to endure since this will be a permanent solution to your problem.
I am sure that after this, girls will no longer find you cute.
Next pls

LMAO , I like

maybe you are too sexy

argent:

This is what you should do,
buy a litre of oil(palm oil will be better), bleach the oil and while its still very hot, pour it on your face.
Its going to be painful, but you will have to endure since this will be a permanent solution to your problem.
I am sure that after this, girls will no longer find you cute.
Next pls

babe, you too harsh o. ROTFLMAO, LWKM

Either too hot or resides in a city with few single guys.

4 ur side now.

sexylogan:


i need help, nairaladers, and i need it fast! i'v had

enough. there is no week that passes by that a girl

doesn't walk up to me to say that she likes me, wants

to pay for my lunch, thinks i'm cute, etc. it is so bad

that my girlfriend has gotten so jealous that she's

threatening to end it with me. i told her it's not my fault

but she won't listen. what should i do?

Totally childish!