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Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 7:39pm On Jun 16, 2009

It seems cheese is the default ingredient in every dish angry

At pretty much every restaurant I have to tell them to leave out the cheese becos it comes standard. 90% of the time I specifically ask for no cheese someone still manages to include it.

Order an entree? cheese it the glue that holds it together
Order a sandwich? it comes pre-made with cheese
Order bread? it has cheese melted inside of it
Order dessert? its layers are made of cheese
Order pizza? well its almost completely made of cheese

The only cheese I can stand is Mozarella and that's only becos it has mostly no taste or smell. American cheese is the worst, digusting, nasty, slimey, putrid, yellowish goo - eeewww tongue

Please if you despise cheese sign in below kiss

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by SeanT21(f): 10:09pm On Jun 16, 2009

I love CHEESE!!

My advice to U is to stick to Chinese FOOD!! wink

haha

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by LoveGuru1(m): 3:03am On Jun 17, 2009

You have my signature, Sean.
wink

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 5:01am On Jun 17, 2009

JS chai na so cheese do you bad? grin

I love cheese. . .all types oo.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Nobody: 5:01am On Jun 17, 2009

Happily signed.

I HATE CHEESE WITH PASSION

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Sissy3(f): 6:54am On Jun 17, 2009

FL Gators:

Happily signed.

I HATE CHEESE WITH PASSION

signature not approved grin

I LOVE CHEESE WITH PASSION cool

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Nobody: 6:59am On Jun 17, 2009

Bush people, how can you dislike american cheese? Try the blue cheese. grin

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by SeanT21(f): 7:32am On Jun 17, 2009

Love Guru:

You have my signature, Sean.

FL Gators:

Happily signed.

I HATE CHEESE WITH PASSION

Signature happily removed!!

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Nobody: 7:39am On Jun 17, 2009

~Sissy~:

signature not approved

I LOVE CHEESE WITH PASSION

SeanT21:

Signature happily removed!!

No can do. Illegal move

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:10pm On Jun 17, 2009

All ye cheese lovers angry

you're the ones contributing and encouraging America to continue down this road of certain culinary disaster cheesy

Cheese is basically rotten milk, sometimes with mold and bacteria all over it shocked

FL Gators:

Happily signed.

I HATE CHEESE WITH PASSION

Mrs Tebow na only you be correct person jare kiss

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:16pm On Jun 17, 2009

iice:

JS chai na so cheese do you bad?

I love cheese. . .all types oo.

my sister na so oh

I'm telling you, I cannot stand cheese, especially the yellow American cheddar cheese. It disgusts me to my very soul.

SeanT,
Chinese food? hmm . . . ever watch Bizzare foods with Andrew Zimmern? Are you aware most asian sauces are gotten from rotten sources? shocked

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:19pm On Jun 17, 2009

davidylan:

Bush people, how can you dislike american cheese? Try the blue cheese.

Whether na blue, bleu, pink or cream . . . they are all nasty! tongue

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 3:19pm On Jun 17, 2009

What would you say about a Baguette or those blue veined cheese? grin

I love cheese oo, always order 2 extra orders of cheese for my burger or pizza grin

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:36pm On Jun 17, 2009

iice:

What would you say about a Baguette or those ~~blue~~ veined cheese?

You mean bacteria veined cheese? grin

like this?

I love cheese oo, always order 2 extra orders of cheese for my burger or pizza

lol . . . scary I tell ya.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 3:39pm On Jun 17, 2009

Yeah like that grin

I like them even grin

JeSoul:

lol . . . scary I tell ya.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by debosky(m): 3:41pm On Jun 17, 2009

Cheese is great - my personal favourite is Bavarian cheese with ham bits embedded. grin

mac and cheese, parmesan coated pasta, cheese filled pizza crusts. . . and best of all - cheesecake. tongue

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:44pm On Jun 17, 2009

iice:

Yeah like that I like them even

men I dunno how you people do it undecided

the smell of cheese is enough to make me lose my appetite lipsrsealed

I vividly recall the first time I tasted cheese, I was 7 or 8 yrs old, it was swiss cheese - the one with the holes. I took a bite and spat the whole thing out tongue

. Mozarella is the only one i can do cos its tasteless and odorless.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:46pm On Jun 17, 2009

debosky:

Cheese is great - my personal favourite is Bavarian cheese with ham bits embedded.

mac and cheese, parmesan coated pasta, cheese filled pizza crusts. . . and best of all - cheesecake.

worst offender on the entire thread tongue

. You have just listed my most hated dishes/foods. Those cheese-filled pizza crusts are an abomination . . . the way they 'draw' . . . it should be outlawed.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 3:50pm On Jun 17, 2009

debosky:

Cheese is great - my personal favourite is Bavarian cheese with ham bits embedded.

mac and cheese, parmesan coated pasta, cheese filled pizza crusts. . . and best of all - cheesecake.

Gawd, i love cheese filled pizza crust. . .i'm defo with you on cheesecake kiss

JeSoul:

men I dunno how you people do it the smell of cheese is enough to make me lose my appetite

I vividly recall the first time I tasted cheese, I was 7 or 8 yrs old, it was swiss cheese - the one with the holes. I took a bite and spat the whole thing out . Mozarella is the only one i can do cos its tasteless and odorless.

It's an acquired taste tongue

I didn't like it years ago, but now yeah i love it. . .my fridge now sef is stock with 7 different types of cheese grin

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 3:56pm On Jun 17, 2009

iice:

It's an acquired taste I didn't like it years ago, but now yeah i love it. . .my fridge now sef is stock with 7 different types of cheese

Acquired taste for where?

I can't tell you how many times I've attempted to 'get with the program' and ended up taking only 2-3 bites or spoons and thrown the rest away. I can never like cheese.

Its tiring for non-cheese eaters in todays restaurants or food shops . . . everything, and I mean everything is made with cheese. And when you ask for no cheese they look at you like

. . . something's wrong, lol.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by MrCrackles(m): 3:57pm On Jun 17, 2009

Sorry i wont be signing
Cheese is an important part of my daily diet! tongue

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 4:01pm On Jun 17, 2009

JeSoul:

Acquired taste for where?
I can't tell you how many times I've attempted to 'get with the program' and ended up taking only 2-3 bites or spoons and thrown the rest away. I can never like cheese.

Its tiring for non-cheese eaters in todays restaurants or food shops . . . everything, and I mean everything is made with cheese. And when you ask for no cheese they look at you like . . . something's wrong, lol.

Pele oo

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 4:09pm On Jun 17, 2009

MrCrackles:

Sorry i wont be signing
Cheese is an important part of my daily diet!

Alien

iice:

Pele oo

If you really empathize with me you & other aliens on this thread should stop eating cheese so they can stop including it in everything cheesy

Remember that Captain Planet saying "If we all do a little, we can do a lot" cheesy

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 4:12pm On Jun 17, 2009

rofl

You are asking us to give up something we really love? shocked

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 4:26pm On Jun 17, 2009

iice:

rofl
You are asking us to give up something we really love?

It can easily be replaced with healthier alternatives like say . . . nuthin kiss

or ketchup cool

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by iice(f): 4:29pm On Jun 17, 2009

Yeah ketchup on cheese is pretty good tongue

Sorry hun, but this your task of taking on the fight against cheese is like climbing mountains tongue

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Hauwa1: 5:41pm On Jun 17, 2009

lol @ first post grin

.
not a crazy cheese fan. once a year, i eat my salad with parmesan or goat cheese. that's when i visit my fav family in the mil Base. then it is just plain salad for me the rest of the year.

my roommate told me cheese make pple develop underbelly fat shocked

.

i make sure to ask they remove the cheese from my sandwich. a problem though eating at Italian (almost everything is cheesy)

JS, signed grin

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by luxoire(f): 5:43pm On Jun 17, 2009

can't do withouut the laughing cow on hot toast

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by nila07: 5:55pm On Jun 17, 2009

if you eat any cheese made in america you are more likely to end up hating cheese. the same goes for chocolate and fine pastries.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jun 17, 2009

mac and cheese has to be the worst food invented.

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by Hauwa1: 6:48pm On Jun 17, 2009

especially the ones in pali sold at wegmans lipsrsealed

packet mac and cheese eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

anyone tasted the ones sold by the road side in nigeria? undecided

Re: Sign The Petition To Ban Cheese From The Universe! by JeSoul(f): 7:10pm On Jun 17, 2009

iice,
my parents taught me that if you believe, you can acheive cheesy

*Hauwa*:

lol @ first post .
not a crazy cheese fan. once a year, i eat my salad with parmesan or goat cheese. that's when i visit my fav family in the mil Base. then it is just plain salad for me the rest of the year.

my roommate told me cheese make pple develop underbelly fat .

i make sure to ask they remove the cheese from my sandwich. a problem though eating at Italian (almost everything is cheesy)

JS, signed

Hauwa, your signature is duly noted and fully appreciated kiss

I think a good chunk of the weight gained by the exploding obese population is to be blamed on their massive cheese intake.

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