I would tell him to go to third mainland bridge and take a jump. - Ada

I swear na to bath him hot water, he dey mad - Mary

Omo guy, I go take am back. Wetin? I go just use her use her use her, when I don finish with her, I go throway her. She dey crase! - Matthew

What does ex mean? Ex means expired, exchanged, expunged; ex means that bitch is fucking out of my life. I would rather die before I take my ex back I swear - Sanusi

Hahaha, me, my ex. Ha! I would take him back and then pour JIK inside his drink. He must be stupid - Tosin

FOR WHAT? See if you know how my ex-boyfriend treated me you won't even be asking me this question. I would lock him up, yes, I would lock him up. My ex-boyfriend was actually mad, like actually really mad. God forbid he comes back - Lolia

I miss my ex, I would take her back. Our break-up was my fault so yes, I would actually take her back - Steven

Funny you should ask because my ex-girlfriend actually tried to contact me the other day. When she called, I shouted at her and told her never to call my line again. She continued calling so I blocked her number, and next thing her friend was calling me. Long story short, I went to her house and confronted her in person. Now she no longer disturbs me. The girl is a fool - Eric

Mschewwwwwwww, that fool, let him just try it is all I would say - Mary, another one.

That fucking bitch! I'm telling you man, exes are the scum of this earth I swear. They are even worse than rats to me. God forbid exes - Richard

I would take him back, sacrifice him, and use his body for rituals - Veronica

Truth be told I would leave her for my wife. I would just tell my wife her intentions and allow her to do with her as she pleases. - Dotun

My ex-girlfriend can't even possibly make contact with me because her number is blocked, and deleted, and I would never talk with her about anything that has to do with re-uniting even if I ever saw her again. Good luck if she wants to try though - Jide Okonjo

Obioraaa:
I'll take her back... Only this time, she'll be the one to attempt suicide!

xMrPx:
hey Bro, u mean uu actually attempted suicide for a bae. Damn'. My guy, u sabi love oooo

my brother.. I was young and naïve

Obioraaa:
my brother.. I was young and naïve