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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 6:37pm On Nov 09
Diflun:

No more disqualification after medicals, all activities afterwards are graded with points and accumulated for every candidate. My brother forget about being able to do all the physical activities perfectly, i know candidates who performed poorly and are now officers and i know someone who was came first in the race and didn't make the list, just pray and if you are destined nothing can stop you.
Yield to nothing. Victory is from God!

Diflun is like garri....saving lives of dssc applicant's since 1956..... Lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 6:56pm On Nov 09
johnkay1:


Seeing this account here give me impression that some people are going to be duped. He may come through other account, he is known for that. Only him can use more than five account on a thread just to perpetrate his evil acts. He changes usernames he
has used before include but not only: Enesi1; to Ezravandi; to Kamidee; now Enesi 009
Acct name peter Ezra
Acct number 0341188190 (ecobank)
Emails, ezravandi@yahoo.com, ezravandi2@yahoo.com.

Chat freely but avoid money transactions, protect your hard earn money.
No buying of past questions, or other stuffs from here cos I sense he's controlling more account that are even active on this thread
mr John Kay or what ever stupid name u call ur self y are u bent on tarnishing me if some body beer enesi 1 and defraud u dose fat mean is me... Pls I Don know dis guy from Adam o, @all please at a member I don't know what e is sayingooo,u call ur self a graduate and u talking like dis lets say somebody bears John Kay 222 and fraud another person does it means it's u... Pls stop dis nonsense
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Idemujoseph: 8:43pm On Nov 09
Good evening house
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Tajudeen40(m): 10:43pm On Nov 09
Please house I need clarity on the following issues,
1.what are the required documents for registration ?
2.between DSS and SSC which of these is less tasking to get?
3.with me is my statement of result,am I eligible to apply?
4.what is the duration between online registration and shortlisting of candidates?
I beg make una no vex.am asking because I based in cross river state while my origin is kwara .I desires to stay around in cross river after my nysc because am a traditional Fisherman,fishing is one trade I learned around lake Chad unfortunately boko aram came in and rendered the area unsafe.to be candit,I have to do all the necessary age requirements stuffs before applying. Thank for your anticipated cooperation.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MUTERIKA(m): 1:08am On Nov 10
OFRNGR:

Looks like they are the tailors of the military grin
u donminit
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by hausadreturn(m): 1:39am On Nov 10
Diflun:

No more disqualification after medicals, all activities afterwards are graded with points and accumulated for every candidate. My brother forget about being able to do all the physical activities perfectly, i know candidates who performed poorly and are now officers and i know someone who was came first in the race and didn't make the list, just pray and if you are destined nothing can stop you.
Yield to nothing. Victory is from God!
Must've been connection things then
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MUTERIKA(m): 1:41am On Nov 10
abiodunalasa:

Affirmative
Hello, my kwara pipuls
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MUTERIKA(m): 2:15am On Nov 10
lebete3000:


So you "believe" you're mature with this type of psychiatric mindset about fate? I've never seen this type of Religious Delusion b4 in my life. No wonder Naija is d way it is, a lot of crazy peeps out here man!
just go siddob bruv, just so you failed doesn't mean you should be bitter.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lebete3000: 5:10am On Nov 10
MUTERIKA:
just go siddob bruv, just so you failed doesn't mean you should be bitter.

And just cos u have data doesn't mean you should go typing poo either.

I said my piece in peace, a simple I don't agree would do but Nigerians will want to form clapback & cry foul when they get burnt.

Shameless desperadoes.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 5:12am On Nov 10
Tajudeen40:
Please house I need clarity on the following issues,
1.what are the required documents for registration ?
2.between DSS and SSC which of these is less tasking to get?
3.with me is my statement of result,am I eligible to apply?
4.what is the duration between online registration and shortlisting of candidates?
I beg make una no vex.am asking because I based in cross river state while my origin is kwara .I desires to stay around in cross river after my nysc because am a traditional Fisherman,fishing is one trade I learned around lake Chad unfortunately boko aram came in and rendered the area unsafe.to be candit,I have to do all the necessary age requirements stuffs before applying. Thank for your anticipated cooperation.

IyamNotUnderstanding
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 5:13am On Nov 10
MUTERIKA:
just go siddob bruv, just so you failed doesn't mean you should be bitter.

Udonmeanit

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 5:14am On Nov 10
lebete3000:


And just cos u have data doesn't mean you should go typing poo either.

I said my piece in peace, a simple I don't agree would do but Nigerians will want to form clapback & cry foul when they get burnt.

Shameless desperadoes.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lebete3000: 5:17am On Nov 10
[quote author=erimakosamuel post=72834850][/quote]

Mtcew. Dullard.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 5:34am On Nov 10
lebete3000:


Mtcew. Dullard.

Do you have sense at all

Because I have been watching you wash people on this thread with your stupidity you think you can do same to me

First of all....do you think the Nigerian army is your father's job

Army that has been in existence for over 60 years....you want to go and change it with your fish brain

You don't want to take orders...did they force you to join the army

You have been ranting how ruthless the army has been....were they suppose to breast feed you with milk or teach you how to crush bones with your teeth..

You call me a dullard.....I laughed at your foolishness...... 6 months .....you spent 4 months and ran away with your tail in-between your legs ...who is the dullard now

You must be regretting your deeds...and you want to discourage people here......gerarahia with your evil jinx....

You didn't make it.....doesn't mean others won't make it.....


Blabbing that he wants to change the army ....have you change the paint of your father's house.......have you changed your dippers ever....


Men will be encouraging guys you will be running your mouth as if you are the first to be maltreated in the army


Come.....oh

What's your problem self.......I think seun should change your name from lebete to runawaysoldier


Nawa to you oh.

Shoe.....see this Baga trying to underate the army.

No...they will sing children songs for you and after six months give you 2 stars on your shoulder because you are the only graduate in Nigeria.....I think that's what your dull brain was thinking.

You better go and think we'll about your life.

Check your life from when you applied into the army got in....ran away.....up till now..........It's only a stupid fool like you will do such

Meat like you...okoko

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 6:31am On Nov 10
Erimakosamuel vs lebete 3000 make I c who go win d battle ...Engr vs Doctor

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lebete3000: 6:32am On Nov 10
erimakosamuel:


Do you have sense at all

Because I have been watching you wash people on this thread with your stupidity you think you can do same to me

First of all....do you think the Nigerian army is your father's job

Army that has been in existence for over 60 years....you want to go and change it with your fish brain

You don't want to take orders...did they force you to join the army

You have been ranting how ruthless the army has been....were they suppose to breast feed you with milk or teach you how to crush bones with your teeth..

You call me a dullard.....I laughed at your foolishness...... 6 months .....you spent 4 months and ran away with your tail in-between your legs ...who is the dullard now

You must be regretting your deeds...and you want to discourage people here......gerarahia with your evil jinx....

You didn't make it.....doesn't mean others won't make it.....


Blabbing that he wants to change the army ....have you change the paint of your father's house.......have you changed your dippers ever....


Men will be encouraging guys you will be running your mouth as if you are the first to be maltreated in the army


Come.....oh

What's your problem self.......I think seun should change your name from lebete to runawaysoldier


Nawa to you oh.

Shoe.....see this Baga trying to underate the army.

No...they will sing children songs for you and after six months give you 2 stars on your shoulder because you are the only graduate in Nigeria.....I think that's what your dull brain was thinking.

You better go and think we'll about your life.

Check your life from when you applied into the army got in....ran away.....up till now..........It's only a stupid fool like you will do such

Meat like you...okoko

All ds epistle without making any sense.

What a fantastic dullard cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lebete3000: 6:47am On Nov 10
erimakosamuel:


Do you have sense at all

Because I have been watching you wash people on this thread with your stupidity you think you can do same to me

First of all....do you think the Nigerian army is your father's job

Army that has been in existence for over 60 years....you want to go and change it with your fish brain

You don't want to take orders...did they force you to join the army

You have been ranting how ruthless the army has been....were they suppose to breast feed you with milk or teach you how to crush bones with your teeth..

You call me a dullard.....I laughed at your foolishness...... 6 months .....you spent 4 months and ran away with your tail in-between your legs ...who is the dullard now

You must be regretting your deeds...and you want to discourage people here......gerarahia with your evil jinx....

You didn't make it.....doesn't mean others won't make it.....


Blabbing that he wants to change the army ....have you change the paint of your father's house.......have you changed your dippers ever....


Men will be encouraging guys you will be running your mouth as if you are the first to be maltreated in the army


Come.....oh

What's your problem self.......I think seun should change your name from lebete to runawaysoldier


Nawa to you oh.

Shoe.....see this Baga trying to underate the army.

No...they will sing children songs for you and after six months give you 2 stars on your shoulder because you are the only graduate in Nigeria.....I think that's what your dull brain was thinking.

You better go and think we'll about your life.

Check your life from when you applied into the army got in....ran away.....up till now..........It's only a stupid fool like you will do such

Meat like you...okoko

And for your info, all ds gragra won't make d Army pick you. You say I'm a failure, I know you're a frustrated entity of a job seeker who can't make it anywhere else than d bangabanga army of ours. You'll do anything to enter the army even if them tell you to execute your mama for no just cause.

I'm not saying you shouldn't be foolish, I'm just saying you shouldn't disturb me with it.

Is it by force to regret? Your useless type has been trying to make me regret since 2017 and I know you keep wondering in your heart why I'm not as stvpid & useless as your type is, not to regret.

Army wey ppl dey join to make money port comot. Army that were using style to beg me to stay. Heck!, the same Army I know if I decide to rejoin, I have far better chances & prospects of being picked/chosen than you that is ready to wipe their ass with their tongue!

Guy you're just a pained badbelle for seeing someone not in a desperate situation like you are! You're the typical Nigerian and d Nigerian Army fits you! Enjoy it in peace or goan die off somewhere, your headache.

PS- I've never discouraged anyone here, I've only stated my opinion b4 some nincompoops came show their level of illiteracy for not dying to enter the Army like them.

That is how they'll go about deceiving ppl to enter the army & when person join finish, dem go turn to monster. Awon oloribuu!
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 7:30am On Nov 10
lebete3000:


And for your info, all ds gragra won't make d Army pick you. You say I'm a failure, I know you're a frustrated entity of a job seeker who can't make it anywhere else than d bangabanga army of ours. You'll do anything to enter the army even if them tell you to execute your mama for no just cause.

I'm not saying you shouldn't be foolish, I'm just saying you shouldn't disturb me with it.

Is it by force to regret? Your useless type has been trying to make me regret since 2017 and I know you keep wondering in your heart why I'm not as stvpid & useless as your type is, not to regret.

Army wey ppl dey join to make money port comot. Army that were using style to beg me to stay. Heck!, the same Army I know if I decide to rejoin, I have far better chances & prospects of being picked/chosen than you that is ready to wipe their ass with their tongue!

Guy you're just a pained badbelle for seeing someone not in a desperate situation like you are! You're the typical Nigerian and d Nigerian Army fits you! Enjoy it in peace or goan die off somewhere, your headache.

PS- I've never discouraged anyone here, I've only stated my opinion b4 some nincompoops came show their level of illiteracy for not dying to enter the Army like them.

That is how they'll go about deceiving ppl to enter the army & when person join finish, dem go turn to monster. Awon oloribuu!

And there is sense in what you just posted

Kai..... Now I have seen the first disgrace to humanity..... Please edit your written speech...some words and lines are not correct....
I found it hard to understand everything.

And calling my mama here shows how low your mental faculty reasons

Well I leave you to your fate....I wish you knew what am currently doing and wishing to leave for the army.

The Yoruba community needs to send you to their evil forest for been an infidel ......

Shame on you.....run away soldier

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lebete3000: 7:39am On Nov 10
erimakosamuel:


And there is sense in what you just posted

Kai..... Now I have seen the first disgrace to humanity..... Please edit your written speech...some words and lines are not correct....
I found it hard to understand everything.

And calling my mama here shows how low your mental faculty reasons

Well I leave you to your fate....I wish you knew what am currently doing and wishing to leave for the army.

The Yoruba community needs to send you to their evil forest for been an infidel ......

Shame on you.....run away soldier



The same useless lines nonentities like you use all d time to deceive the gullible army personnels. The army know those who are an asset and those who aren't. So shut up make we hear word.

As if you've not disgraced yourself enough, you decided to use your own mouth to insult your Ma again, where no one has. Shameless son of a hard-working mother. You no see anythhingg use your life do, na to become soldier! Dirty yamayama tin!
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 8:15am On Nov 10
lebete3000:




The same useless lines nonentities like you use all d time to deceive the gullible army personnels. The army know those who are an asset and those who aren't. So shut up make we hear word.

As if you've not disgraced yourself enough, you decided to use your own mouth to insult your Ma again, where no one has. Shameless son of a hard-working mother. You no see anythhingg use your life do, na to become soldier! Dirty yamayama tin!

Last time I checked....no one forced you to join the army then.... You joined willingly..... That means you were useless......once useless always useless......you claim to be a Doctor yet have time for me on nairaland......which kind of doctor are you?
Native doctor
Animal doctor
Karikacho doctor

Doctor without Pali.....

How are we sure that you even got in *in the first place........... You just want to catch groove and gain followers shey....
I rebuke that foolishness inside of you........but it pains me that your foolishness has no cure

Well..... anything you say after my post is considered worthless.

Sorry for spoiling your Saturday......but it was fun...lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by scave(m): 10:53am On Nov 10
mine has just been sign by a general with passport of colonel but no stamp was done because he was not in office where I met him, hope there won't be issues during screening?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by emmieachichi(m): 11:13am On Nov 10
Fellow nairalanders, El classico match btw lebete vs erimacosamuel is ongoing, first leg qualifier is heading for a draw at first half, lebete 3-3 erimacosamuel, although erimacosamuel is having more likes on both pix n comments, it's too early to call,anything can happen in dis game of words in d 2nd half.... D return 2nd leg to come shortly....according to nairaland bet, d odd of losing or winning is high, so place ur stake carefully....according to some analysts, erimacosamuel is very skillful with words n tactically on d offensive while lebete is skillfully defensive n offensive in his counter words. .. A lot of firing power btw dis two...erimacosamuel has words on target, and some pics dribbling words while lebete is going old school like Maradona matching words for words... I tell u folks dis is going to b an interesting match...

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by bm25(m): 1:14pm On Nov 10
I pray against any second half.

It is good to disagree but to keep dragging what's obviously a difference in personal philosophy is way outta it.

Respect for individual opinion is key to civic engagement.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Integrator1: 1:49pm On Nov 10
The reason behind this gibberish remains a mystery. Adults behaving like kids. Somebody narrated his ordeal instead of people to pick one or two things , the unwise one keep mocking him and some are still liking the posts haba. Truthfully, some will get picked , those with connection and those without , others would be dropped either qualified or not , it's simply God and connection.

Man know man in Nigeria is real , expectially the Military, pretty sure some people engaging in this are recent graduates trying Military for the first time. After your first trial most of you would come back to lament, create threads stating how unfairly you have been treated, the nepotism in the Military then you'd understand what some passed through.

Better fasten your seat belt , pray and press all the buttons you have, the road ahead is tough.

And the individual mocking someone cos of his ordeal I can only wish you success. And let's see where this demeanor would take you, but "remember you are not dead yet , mocking another man cause of death whereas you'd pass through the same root ,you can never tell what is awaiting you".

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 1:52pm On Nov 10
emmieachichi:
Fellow nairalanders, El classico match btw lebete vs erimacosamuel is ongoing, first leg qualifier is heading for a draw at first half, lebete 3-3 erimacosamuel, although erimacosamuel is having more likes on both pix n comments, it's too early to call,anything can happen in dis game of words in d 2nd half.... D return 2nd leg to come shortly....according to nairaland bet, d odd of losing or winning is high, so place ur stake carefully....according to some analysts, erimacosamuel is very skillful with words n tactically on d offensive while lebete is skillfully defensive n offensive in his counter words. .. A lot of firing power btw dis two...erimacosamuel has words on target, and some pics dribbling words while lebete is going old school like Maradona matching words for words... I tell u folks dis is going to b an interesting match...
Engr erimacoSamuel vs Dr lebete 300 live on Ss3 HD xclusiv only on nairaland
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 3:57pm On Nov 10
pls guys I am tired of searching for the site... pls what's the site
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by erimakosamuel: 8:38pm On Nov 10
Integrator1:
The reason behind this gibberish remains a mystery. Adults behaving like kids. Somebody narrated his ordeal instead of people to pick one or two things , the unwise one keep mocking him and some are still liking the posts haba. Truthfully, some will get picked , those with connection and those without , others would be dropped either qualified or not , it's simply God and connection.

Man know man in Nigeria is real , expectially the Military, pretty sure some people engaging in this are recent graduates trying Military for the first time. After your first trial most of you would come back to lament, create threads stating how unfairly you have been treated, the nepotism in the Military then you'd understand what some passed through.

Better fasten your seat belt , pray and press all the buttons you have, the road ahead is tough.

And the individual mocking someone cos of his ordeal I can only wish you success. And let's see where this demeanor would take you, but "remember you are not dead yet , mocking another man cause of death whereas you'd pass through the same root ,you can never tell what is awaiting you".

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by lebete3000: 10:56pm On Nov 10
erimakosamuel:


Last time I checked....no one forced you to join the army then.... You joined willingly..... That means you were useless......once useless always useless......you claim to be a Doctor yet have time for me on nairaland......which kind of doctor are you?
Native doctor
Animal doctor
Karikacho doctor

Doctor without Pali.....

How are we sure that you even got in *in the first place........... You just want to catch groove and gain followers shey....
I rebuke that foolishness inside of you........but it pains me that your foolishness has no cure

Well..... anything you say after my post is considered worthless.

Sorry for spoiling your Saturday......but it was fun...lol


So you even have time to be composing memes and orchestrating clapbacks and you say I'm looking for likes. You truly are a waste. Na d kain ppl wey go wear Khaki be ds

Spoil whose Saturday? You're nothing.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 1:16am On Nov 11
enesi009:
Hello sir am a graduate of chemical engineering and 25 year old... My question is that my course is not listed in engineering Corp but can be selected from the courses option in engineering corp for dssc and for ssc dey say ur degree should be from social science, humanities and science courses ,,pls advice Me on what I should apply for... Pls I need ur response urgently

SSC said degree from Arts, Science and Humanities. They did not put social sciences
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 2:00am On Nov 11
lebete3000:


Word! I lost all my belly fat in Jaji and was jogging 30km steady as long as I dey hear my favourite morale song:

"Aunty!!! U fine eh!!!, Na your backside, dey do wamwamwam!!!" cheesy

My favourite song is
Wetin dey blow whistle
Na toto
Toto dey blow whistle pon pon pon
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 2:10am On Nov 11
scave:
please help, I registered in the army site over a week now and they said they will send login and password to my email uptil now I haven't seen it, has anyone fully registered here?

Have u tried mailing support? If yes nd theyve not replied my brother use anoda mail and reg.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 2:15am On Nov 11
ugo4u:

Maybe you used yahoomail service. Use a Gmail account and thank me later.

This life is funny o. Can u imagine I know sum1 who used gmail no way. Dude mailed support nd waited for close to a week still no way. Used yahoomail and it worked like magic

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