Mugiwaraluffy:

Correction:
1. That doesn't look like NDA cadets. I think they're NMS cadets
2. That's not job, when you see job you go know . What you saw in that video is called massaging. Example of jobs include planting, hanging, hunching etc depending on the desire of who sold the job for you

Na wa o. Fear catch me. Hope they don't "massage" SSC/dssc cadets like this. They shouldn't forget we're "graduates" and "intellectuals" ooo.

sikowitz17:
you ni see daga for there? That’s a RRI course at depot zaria.

Omo fear catch me. And na girls them dey massage like this.

shamack:
SITUATION REPORT FRIDAY MORNING


SSC = 8621

DSSC = 23980

From yesterday report on day to day comparison, this shows that we have 398 new profiles for SSC, and also 1140 new profiles for DSSC.

An average of 233 candidates per states for SSC
An average of 648 candidates per state for DSSC

Generally we can see there is a little downtrend in the creation of new profiles for both SSC/DSSC, and as predicted the first week of NN reg will also assist in boosting the tally, based on Nigerians mentality of doing registration for all available job application same time.

Thanks boss.


One can boldly infer from this trend that DSSC application may not exceed 30k application. And SSC may remain under 10k or a little above 11k.

Blackyyy:


Bro... I sent you an email. Pls reply. I want to confirm something from you.

Done

Bifrost:


Thanks boss.


One can boldly infer from this trend that DSSC application may not exceed 30k application. And SSC may remain under 10k or a little above 11k.

At that rate DSSC will hit 40k+ while SSC will be within 16k+ at the close of application. We have 3 more weeks to go.

Arisukuni:


I don't know if its me you are referring to though. My degree was 2016. I also tendered waec of 2017. I actually had different waec with different ages on them, but not all I made my papers. I have one of 2009 which I used to enter school though I don't have good grade in maths on it, in fact that's the best amongst all the waec I wrote then, before I finally decided to use it for higher institution. So while in school I was still writing WAEC because I wanted to have a good grade. so I finally made good grade on the one I wrote 2017, and the age on it is two years reduced to the 2009 own I used to gain admission.

So when Lt col Olasiegbe who is the board secretary, if am right, he vented my document and discovered the Waec I tendered is 2017 and my degree is 2016, he directed me to explain myself to Major Ango, Ango use me catch cruise, I explained to him the reason I used it was because I have completed result on it. So he instructed me to go bring the WAEC I used to gain admission, they were sensing its because of the age, truly the age difference on the results is one of the reasons, because its two years difference from the other one. So they asked me to stay one side for a while, until later they granted me and others to go and do affidavit at Kaduna high court. It was this same WAEC I used for 45, but it was print out. I remembered then in 45 it was about to get to my turn in Afaka for medical when a call came in from the board secretary then, Lt. Col Saleh, they instructed the the Yellow Lt at the medical to pause my medical, then they had to start interrogating me about the WAEC result and why I didn't have the certificate, why the print out. During that time I was so tensed if they checked my BP immediately it will not read less than 160/90 I could feel it. They carried on medical with others leaving about 10 of us aside, it was after a while a call came in again from NDA that they can continue with my medical, only me, they didn't attend to the rest. they were just with us through out the screening without doing medical and they didn't allow them to leave NDA, they delayed them well, it was after medical was announced that they allow them to go. That scenario was one of the reason i failed the medical through my BP, cus as at then i could feel it anxiety still dey my body, was still tensed.

They didn't do medical for those guys because some of them altered their certificate. My village man was among those they didn't attend to, he also altered his FLSC using his pen to change his DOB, he was OG 12 then, he didnt know the implications of what he did, if I had known he wanted to do it I would have advised him. I miss the guy sha, I wish to get his contact, he was a wonderful guy.

Pray you don't have delay at documentation stage because the stress alone can make you get tensed and anxious which may affect your BP, because if you don't pass documentation stage you will not proceed to medical, And seeing your mate going for medical and you are still sideline, that alone can cause depression and anxiety for you. Your body system may not be alright throughout that day.

Victory is from Almighty God Alone.

What a small world.... Never knew it was you

Mugiwaraluffy:

Try and get one from ministry of education. Depending on your state, I got one this year from a school nearby. It mustn't be the school you graduated from. I hate to say this, but if you don't know the principal, you can grease his/her hand small something from 5-10k. Explain to em what you need it for, some would oblige without stressing you.
Good luck

Baba I go ministry for Lagos, dem say dem no fit give me say make I go my school wey I write,the school just gimme testimonial based on say na 2006. People in the house,abeg talk. Every advice na advice

Mugiwaraluffy:

Try and get one from ministry of education. Depending on your state, I got one this year from a school nearby. It mustn't be the school you graduated from. I hate to say this, but if you don't know the principal, you can grease his/her hand small something from 5-10k. Explain to em what you need it for, some would oblige without stressing you.
Good luck

Gaskiya kam.... Sai ya grease, its very very important

Lami1996:

Baba I go ministry for Lagos, dem say dem no fit give me say make I go my school wey I write,the school just gimme testimonial based on say na 2006. People in the house,abeg talk. Every advice na advice

Either go with testimonial and hope for the best or go get from another school

ugo4u:

At that rate DSSC will hit 40k+ while SSC will be within 16k+ at the close of application. We have 3 more weeks to go.

General, e still reach 3weeks? Today nag 11 oooh.... Plus the site no dey day too stable

Ugo e no go reach bro! E no go reach that 40k and 16k lai lai

I have a friend that works in DHQ but as a civilian! Look at what he just said on a group I’m on..

“Promotion is not only by year of service again, it's by your certificate you obtain within your rank and your recommendation by your CO”

Ramirezsarki:

General, e still reach 3weeks? Today nag 11 oooh.... Plus the site no dey day too stable

16days to be specific. but it falls on the 3rd week.
e fit still no reach the number I quote, as it's just an extrapolated value

sikowitz17:
Ugo e no go reach bro! E no go reach that 40k and 16k lai lai

Let's assume a total 400 applications will added for SSC daily, and 1200 for DSSC. If you check shamack statistics you'd see that SSC daily registration is around 400-500 average.

Ramirezsarki:

Either go with testimonial and hope for the best or go get from another school

If your primary school is in Lagos, don't dare try to forge FSLC. Especially if you finishedprimary school from 2004 upward. Go to your school and get a testimonial.

Lami1996:

Baba I go ministry for Lagos, dem say dem no fit give me say make I go my school wey I write,the school just gimme testimonial based on say na 2006. People in the house,abeg talk. Every advice na advice

Lagos stopped issuing FSLC since 2004. Your testimonial will suffice. Any FSLC after then is definitely not genuine. For Lagos o.

ugo4u:

At that rate DSSC will hit 40k+ while SSC will be within 16k+ at the close of application. We have 3 more weeks to go.

Judging from the occasional fluctuations on the portal, I doubt. But let's keep watching and observing. Did you apply for DSSC/SSC this year?

Been reading earlier pages on this thread and I've seen your footprint. You're a king.

Bifrost:


Na wa o. Fear catch me. Hope they don't "massage" SSC/dssc cadets like this. They shouldn't forget we're "graduates" and "intellectuals" ooo.

Zero your mind for academy you see job and massaging e sure pass 2odds

Richieurch:


Zero your mind for academy you see job and massaging e sure pass 2odds

lol intellectuals for him pocket! When golf stick or cricket stick touch and, he go know

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Mayo4real12345:
I have enough navy past questions for practice..let's prepare well ...bro and sis....because its competitive.

Message my WhatsApp
08107404977
We all pray for success

i like it when people think navy will mark their exams Lmaooo

Lami1996:

Baba I go ministry for Lagos, dem say dem no fit give me say make I go my school wey I write,the school just gimme testimonial based on say na 2006. People in the house,abeg talk. Every advice na advice

Wait o! Na only Lagos u fit get m ni?
Schools no dey around?
U suppose get relative for other state na. But no too rush or worry ursef. It's something you can run within a day. When list come out, any which way, you go scale m.

Mugiwaraluffy:

Wait o! Na only Lagos u fit get m ni?
Schools no dey around?
U suppose get relative for other state na. But no too rush or worry ursef. It's something you can run within a day. When list come out, any which way, you go scale m.

i got mine from my original school in Ogun a few years ago.. paid 8k or so

sikowitz17:
i like it when people think navy will mark their exams Lmaooo

they don't know the standard of the exams na smoke. But who knows? Anything fit happen so it's advisable to prepare before hand so as not to get caught off guard

I recommend this movie “the last full measure” I for no cry ooo... person dey cut onions near me.

sikowitz17:
i got mine from my original school in Ogun a few years ago.. paid 8k or so

When I wanted to change my flsc this year, I needed it urgently within the space of few hours coz the old one I was using had a little but forgivable mistaken in it, I travelled down to minna from Abuja, got it and went back that same day. I was also able to beat deadline too. As long as money dey, some things are just easy (if you're not breaking any rules o)

Blueelf:


Sorry bro

I have been following silently

I've just been a bit depressed and disappointed

I am too old for SSC as I am 28yrs and my course isn't listed for DSSC

So, I've been a bit confused and plain sad

But I wish you guys luck.... I'll try and find a way to join you guys in battle

Baba blueelf I jealous u OH, see as people just ask after u after short period way u blow AWOL. No-one even asked after me( even as I'm the first to coin the word nairaland battalion) LOL

BACK to your matter which is of utmost interest to us all, let me contribute my own little idea, but I trust other comrades go Don do better justice behind the scene for security reasons

One thing I noticed about the Army especially in relation to Short service is that there is No Definite Arrangement (NDA lol)

In one of this recent DSSC ( I won't mention the course year for security reasons) My guy who has a degree in Entrepreneurship got Shortlisted and also passed out and was posted to Ordinance Corp... That Course of study was never advertised believe ME, plus I still get guys way never finish NYSC Service but they passed out successfully.... So all na base on luck and Connect

So baba no sad anything, do your perfect age reduction arithmetic for SSC or register your DSSC kowai

E be like say awoof shortlist go de this year like SSC 45, no go dull OH, toh

So that said, I'll like to ask after explosiveskull, where's that dude ,Shay baba said till Sept 29 before he applies... Them no de tell man OH

Thanks boss

LegendPV:


Baba blueelf I jealous u OH, see as people just ask after u after short period way u blow AWOL. No-one even asked after me( even as I'm the first to coin the word nairaland battalion) LOL

BACK to your matter which is of utmost interest to us all, let me contribute my own little idea, but I trust other comrades go Don do better justice behind the scene for security reasons

One thing I noticed about the Army especially in relation to Short service is that there is No Definite Arrangement (NDA lol)

In one of this recent DSSC ( I won't mention the course year for security reasons) My guy who has a degree in Entrepreneurship got Shortlisted and also passed out and was posted to Ordinance Corp... That Course of study was never advertised believe ME, plus I still get guys way never finish NYSC Service but they passed out successfully.... So all na base on luck and Connect

So baba no sad anything, do your perfect age reduction arithmetic for SSC or register your DSSC kowai

E be like say awoof shortlist go de this year like SSC 45, no go dull OH, toh

So that said, I'll like to ask after explosiveskull, where's that dude ,Shay baba said till Sept 29 before he applies... Them no de tell man OH

My brothers

I must really appreciate your honesty, candor, love and care as well as your willingness to help me out

To Ramiresarki, Ugo4u, Sikowitz, Mugiwaraluffy, QuadrilAyinde, odinmbannamdi, etc

Thank you all my brothers. I may try my luck with DSSC but my heart lies with the combat arms...God knows this

I will try conversion.

Thank you all once again

please can printing a black and white acknowledgement slip disqualifie one in a any recruitment??

Youngsenate1993:
please can printing a black and white acknowledgement slip disqualifie one in a any recruitment??

haba!!! No nah!! Nobody cares if you print color sef

Youngsenate1993:
please can printing a black and white acknowledgement slip disqualifie one in a any recruitment??

Not at all, just make sure your picture is clear enough even if you're printing in black/white.