BUHARI REPLIES TRUMP – “I WILL REPATRIATE EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN IN NIGERIA President Muhammadu Buhari has finally given in to pressure from different quarters by replying the statements made recently by American Presidential Hopeful, Donald Trump concerning Nigerians. Speaking to journalists in the United Arab Emirates, President Buhari had a simple reply to Donald Trump. “He says he will pursue all my people out of America. No problem. I wish him well at the forthcoming elections. But if he thinks he can threaten my people, then I don’t think he understands who I am and what I am capable of”. President Buhari told newsmen. “He should go and ask the family of Umaru Dikko. he should ask the Mossad about me. If he threatens my people, how does he think the Americans in Nigeria will be safe?” The President went on to issue a warning to all Americans resident in Nigeria, both on temporary and permanent basis. “I hope all of you are praying this man loses. because if he wins, all of you, from embassy to the streets, will be sent home. And don’t discount the probability that your plane might not land exactly in America. That is all I can say for now”. Donald Trump could not be reached for comments as at press time. However, Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, both Democratic Hopefuls, and Dr. Ben Carson and Ted Cruz of the GOP, have reached out to President Buhari, reassuring him that if they win, none of Mr. Trump’s threats will come to fruition. LOL...

bros, u for post am for jokes section.

"their plane may not land in america". lol

Laughing in Buhari way

Some EPIC stuff!!

Just make $1 equal to #1.The thing go pain them so tey them go place sanction on nigeria.America govt no like competition.

Joke apart, if Donald Trump wins, the Islamic govt of Nigeria is in trouble, serious trouble.

See lies

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oga ooo

That's do me ,I do you Allah no go vex,
So hilarious

That's the People's General talking. Iron sharpens Iron. I wonder how the meek GEJ would have reacted to this.

Funny post, all in the writer's widest imagination.

Love Machine:
Just make $1 equal to #1.The thing go pain them so tey them go place sanction on nigeria.America govt no like competition.

Sorry love, but u see, u have the brain of an eel. You should be ashamed of yourself. PMB never said that.

lordizak:

Sorry love, but u see, u have the brain of an eel. You should be ashamed of yourself. PMB never said that.

Have your political party,apc,ever admitted that they made all those promises? They keep lying and blaming someone else's for their incompetency.

Bhella5:
That's the People's General talking. Iron sharpens Iron. I wonder how the meek GEJ would have reacted to this.

That's Buhari for u.