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* * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by GIYAZZ(m): 3:37pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Peindanzo vs Obesemf Voting criteria: •opener - 1 point •rhymes - 2 points •similes/ metaphors - 2 points •punchlines - 3 points •personals - 2 points •flow - 1 point •wordplays - 2 points •closer - 1 point rules & regulations •bar limit:-12 bars •deadline:- 30 January 2016 [8pm] •verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date •no biting[stealing/plagiarizing], no stretching, feeding & no recycling of lines •no smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof Good luck! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 1:34pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
check brraaaahhhh 1 Like |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
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Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 1:34pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Obese, is 12bars okay with u? Or 10? |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 1:34pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
Obesemf , is 12bars okay with u? Or 10? |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 3:03pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
PeinDanzo:10 |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 9:47pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
obesemf: Ok |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 4:09pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Obese post |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by obesemf(m): 4:15pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
PeinDanzo: its fight night, I fight knights with the pen.. im righteous script a tight verse, i see how far you go, to write yours im the 'ruler', your fans, I 'see em', put em in an Infirmary your brain is 'inches' away from my 'foot'...this kick makes you a distant memory Obese is the phantom of the 'opera', ending your reign snuff your babe, 'you see' me taking her to the 'safari', she never sees rain my _penis is hot, i give her 'fire _fucks', im insane then i put the 'chrome' to your dome...let the bullets browse through your brain you crossed the fine line, ima drop an asinine rhyme i could kill u by the numbers, which is odd.. i ain't even in my prime im with your girl, i pull her weave harshly 9 months later, she says the kid is yours...she's acting like Steve Harvey forget a bright future, you run from dark and dimmed the past first brawl on NL?, i ensure it's the last got bombed outta facebook, you think NL cats aint seen the blast your attempts to 'inject life' prove 'you're gay'.... you're still just a 'Pein' in the _ass with the pen im amazing, there's no point in hating i script with 'finesse'... soccer fans will call it placing split your skull, put your thoughts on a track.. your mind is racing i pour 'bleach on your brain'...thats a fair idea of who you're facing come through with Accra boys, make a lot of noise we leave your _bitch moist, strike with five nines, like Royce 'stick a torch light in your neck' i made the evil choice cant talk? still making noise? im 'leaving lumps' in your throat, now u can lighten your voice i no dey fear face, keep my pace, flows leave u amazed punches drop jaws and leave eyebrows raised your plans to beat me, will need amazing grace i pack heat, your plans will 'backfire', after i set your _ass ablaze you've never heard an emcee this hard, immaculate in my discourse i just manhandled Danzo, now let him carry his cross i lure his kids into one place, such evil things he's caused this might be a bit harsh.. but i set the place ablaze and tell him "forget rap... there are burning issues to be discussed" Lil pig, i 'got ham', you're on my 'blacklist', don't rush I sting like a 'Scorpion', your soul i go crush I know 'how to get away with murder, watch our styles clash I put this beating in a quick series..i just ended your life in a flash 10 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 4:19pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
This fight is like judo practice/ Sizzling metaphors, I give Real spectacular strikes like hugo sanchez/ Punches to his upper jaw if this cuckoo ranting/ Puns gonna leave him spinning cold like pluto axis/ Summary is- These bars are sure to school the obese like sumo classes!/ This bruno bastid ..asking the saviour to help him carry his cross/ He's hispanic n sauce ..tryna make a good pose ..he's spaztic, he's cursed/ His crew shaking- his panicking source ..they should start counting his loss/ Cause I brought techs ..and once those bullets 'penetrate ,this pu..$$y hides in reaction'- Vaginismus!/ Obese obliged to be my prisoner ..when my ammo wrecked him/ I've got spy cameras everywhere ..so any secret move he makes ..my camo tells me/ His 'execution's today' ..but if he tries to escape ..I've got archers,their arrows ready/ A sadistic b1tch- he better takes the penalty while frowning ..or gets on a barren run ..either way, he's balotelli!/ Bring the voodoo of a thousand kings if u know ya fetish/ Am subzero in his prime, powers cold and deadly/ He deemed himself a king cuz he slayed ice and had mik blown and buried?/ Haha, we all know an obese that makes ICE SCREAM n SKIM MIK ..was only choicing his low-fat dairy!/ If this poser nears me ...2 techs would blast his chin/ Before facing rebel ..dude went to his pastor like- "Am facing dark the b1tch"/ Pastor prescribed fasting as the way to beat DARK ..and have this f@g redeemed../ But next day.. Obese died with a note- FASTING IS NOT A FAT MAN TALENT ..so as it stands,it seems/ This b1tch n joker got a whooping from the dark knight- Harley Quinn!/ And since u love chemistry ..check- I bring the blades out, this duckling will "quark"/ And since he's known as a "noble" guy ..am stabbing the dummy "in heart"/ I reveal AH GUN.. nd this "pu..$$y in a state of life and death"- Schrodinger's cat/ But if this chemistry lover ..reveals AR GON ..don't be moved, IT DOESN'T REACT!/ Call him Sia ..cuz he won't be "alive", once I hit the rabbit/ His fams try to bribe me with beer ..but I forget that "cheap thrills" as I slit his ma quick/ Hold 2 'desert eagle ..and once I let that "bird set free" ..it kills his aunty/ STAGE IS SET.. as my bazooka fires his sis with "1 million bullets" ..Then I smile n tell him- THIS IS ACTING!/ Or you come with privates ..and dare engage me in a vendetta spar/ You may show 5 emotions ..but u'll get whooped 'inside out.. As I unleash beretta arms/ I've got an angry fanbase ..twice as his ..and even before I let them attack/ They've sent death threats to the talentless b1tch ..for the stuff he's shown- He's rebecca black!/ I wreck vets at hand ..while your materials show you a disgrace to mankind/ Metaphors blaze him from the front and puns hit his back side/ This script leaves his brain twisted and have his mind twined/ So anyone who still rate 0's over mine ..either is a staunch p€rv£rt ,or did it with a farm mind!/ The end; U've all witnessed as i whipped this local rodent/ He's regarded as a thorn in this section- An overgrown pest/ He claims to be 'king.. So yall should term this beating- A royal molest/ He'll get terribly scarred ..but none should give this poser no help/ This b1tch is leavin dignity stripped and with an a$$ whooping ..like ladies in the pretoria protest!/ Note: All personals in the verse, don't wanna do this, but I jez thought it may be a lil difficult for some of yall to dig so.. Sia's album This is acting contains songs lyk "alive,bird set free,1 million bullets,cheap thrills"- Those are the ones that have bin released P.S- If u felt offended by the keys, my sincerest apologies (Its the only bar I felt lyk xplainin) 6 paths of pain 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by GIYAZZ(m): 5:19pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 5:44pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Ladies in the pretoria protest
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Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by Nobody: 8:09pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Err. Obese was creative with his 'schemes' But somehow, in my opinion, the punches weren't stinging hard Pein was good though. Me like that your 'Ice scream and Skim mik', that closer too... It was great opener - 1 point Peindanzo - straight up personal punch!! •rhymes - 2 points Hmm, obesemf •similes/ metaphors - 2 points Hmm, wow! Okay obesemf •punchlines - 3 points that peindanzo's opener did it for me, so, peindanzo •personals - 2 points Peindanzo •flow - 1 point Obesemf •wordplays - 2 points obesemf •closer - 1 point Wow! Obesemf came with a scheme or sth like that Peindanzo came with punches But Tie Obese7-6pein MVGT- obesemf Wanna kick it with me?? @pein let me give u ur name |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
I take it back. Tomorrow I give a real verd. |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by danbrowndmf(m): 11:23pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Make i read the battle 1st. |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:02am On Jan 31, 2016 |
Best bar of the brawl! This fight is like judo practice/ Sizzling metaphors, I give Real spectacular strikes like hugo sanchez/ i love sharp deliveries Punches to his upper jaw if this cuckoo ranting/ Puns gonna leave him spinning cold like pluto axis/ holy sh1t! Summary is- These bars are sure to school the obese like sumo classes!/ daaaaayyyyuuuuuummmm!!! this was a fantabulous opener. If only pein could keep this heat throughout the brawl, he would have gotten my vote easily. Overall, obese edged this. Mvgt = besemf |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by Supermiy: 11:52am On Jan 31, 2016 |
me likely...pein this is bars only rocket scientist like myself understands ....obese your flow issa killer ... ..opener-Pein!...sumo classes damn creative! rhyme-obese..Insane! metaphors-pein punchlines-tie...I just love creativity... bleach your brain and Harley Quinn personals-pein flow-Phatman...just slick wordplays-obese closer-obese MVGT-obese .. ..come lemme kill you @Raplinx 1 Like |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by Raplinx(m): 4:26pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Damn! This guy Peindanzo is really creative!! He came harder than i expected!! Imagine Obese cudnt even bring his game! Pein came blazing hot! His opener was 1 in town! Punches, Metaphors, puns, and even rhymes! Doubt me??.?? Check it out "Before facing rebel ..dude went to his pastor like- "Am facing dark the b1tch"/ Pastor prescribed fasting as the way to beat DARK ..and have this f@g redeemed../ But next day.. Obese died with a note- FASTING IS NOT A FAT MAN TALENT ..so as it stands,it seems/ This b1tch n joker got a whooping from the dark knight- Harley Quinn!/" nice Metaphoric punch! . "And since u love chemistry ..check- I bring the blades out, this duckling will "quark"/ And since he's known as a "noble" guy ..am stabbing the dummy "in heart"/ I reveal AH GUN.. nd this "pu..$$y in a state of life and death"- Schrodinger's cat/ But if this chemistry lover ..reveals AR GON ..don't be moved, IT DOESN'T REACT!/" .See bars laced up with creativity! That Schroedinger's cat was hell unleashed! . "So anyone who still rate 0's over mine ..either is a staunch p€rv£rt ,or did it with a farm mind!/" nice! "Bring the voodoo of a thousand kings if u know ya fetish/ Am subzero in his prime, powers cold and deadly/ He deemed himself a king cuz he slayed ice and had mik blown and buried?/ Haha, we all know an obese that makes ICE SCREAM n SKIM MIK ..was only choicing his low-fat dairy!/" woooooo I aint hyping bt this guy really finished Obesem! . So Criteria/non-criteria-wise, Mgvt: PEINDANZO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by GIYAZZ(m): 6:49pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
It was a nice battle. I love the punchlines from Obesemf. He has this ability to unleash enough punchlines to satisfy one on first read. I admire that side of him. On the other hand, Peindanzo had some amazing ideas and punchlines too. But at some point, he lacked the ability to connect and deliver them well. Hence, made some of his punches look forced and elementary. (No offense) His rhymes didn't do any good either. It's not about the syllabus alone, bro. You gotta drop words like it should sound and not complicate everything. Words like "Cat, heart, quark, react" don't rhyme but you rhymed them. "Dark" and "Fàg?" That's a No No!. You should work on your word pronunciation. But above it all, you tried. MVGT: Obesemf NOTE: Please, if you want to vote on this battle, better do that now or within this hour. Voting closes by 8pm prompt. Any other vote after the deadline is null and void. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by gottoboy(m): 8:22pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
Its a Tie for me |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by GIYAZZ(m): 9:26pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
BATTLE CLOSED ❎ Obesemf wins! |
Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by PeinDanzo(m): 8:53am On Feb 01, 2016 |
Lol, you must either be blind, a d1ckrider, or plain reta..rded to think obese won this brawl,lmao ..And I forgot, this is NL, the home of c0ck-suckers 1 Like |
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