.

Start applying make up!

Tell her the story of 'beauty and the beast' and how they lived happily ever after.

You get money?

Sing wizkid's song to her..."are u gonna date me if I show u my pocket?"

sickstars:
Start applying make up!

bt she go still know say i do make up nau!

Ugly? Its either you are broke or lack packaging. OP go make some money and watch your ugliness fade away before her.

WiLdFLame:

bt she go still know say i do make up nau!

Murder urzef den

Khan1993:
Ugly? Its either you are broke or lack packaging. OP go make some money and watch your ugliness fade away before her.

mr ghengis khan....she sef get money, how i go use money fine nau?

sickstars:

Murder urzef den

hahahaha.....bad mouth kill u. if i kill myself,hw i wan take hook her nau?

when God dy give pipo fine face na were ur mama nd papa dy dat time

WiLdFLame:

mr ghengis khan....she sef get money, how i go use money fine nau?

Do surgery.

trinitylove:
when God dy give pipo fine face na were ur mama nd papa dy dat time

God punish ur mouth...wetin concern ma mama and dead papa for dis matter now?

WiLdFLame:

mr ghengis khan....she sef get money, how i go use money fine nau?

who get money pass btw u n her?
And again for her to have ultered that statement(whether it true or not) shows shes rude, decadent and lack linguistic decorum. Step up your game to more matured girls.

arofemites:


Do surgery.

like how much make i arrange? any sure link?

do you have ceiling fan

Be born again

Mprepz:
do you have ceiling fan

yes infact ac dey sef

u no get dp make we access u.

Khan1993:
who get money pass btw u n her?
And again for her to have ultered that statement(whether it true or not) shows shes rude, decadent and lack linguistic decorum. Step up your game to more matured girls.

na me nau....she rude small.
wetin i wan cum do nau as i love the girl wello ?

Pishure or Adonbilivit

WiLdFLame:

na me nau....she rude small.
wetin i wan cum do nau as i love the girl wello ?

ntn. Next time toast girl in the night.

WiLdFLame:

yes
infact ac dey sef

that's very good.. buy rope, on the ac, tie the rope to the fan........... you can complete the rest on ur own

fiziebaibie:
Be born again

born again?? as in how?? physically or spiritually?

sheyoroniyen:
u no get dp make we access u.

u no like me
so nairalanders go fit bash me wella abi?
dont u knw dis where bad mouth is been produced?

Khan1993:
who get money pass btw u n her?
And again for her to have ultered that statement(whether it true or not) shows shes rude, decadent and lack linguistic decorum. Step up your game to more matured girls.

nah!! Don't let him step up. He will die of denial.. Let him conquer his first battle first.. Man go for surgery and if that doesn't work, do you know a dibia or baba with potent juju? If yes, jazz the bitch till world ends.

Smellymouth:
Pishure or Adonbilivit

so u go fit mock me abi?

WiLdFLame:

so u go fit mock me abi?

Hahaha.. my brother, if u get smelly mouth like me wetin u go do?

Khan1993:
ntn. Next time toast girl in the night.

how i go cum do am wen morning cum?

Mprepz:


that's very good.. buy rope, on the ac, tie the rope to the fan........... you can complete the rest on ur own

abeg complete am?
cos its like dis ur advice wan make sense

Smellymouth:


Hahaha.. my brother, if u get smelly mouth like me wetin u go do?

my own still better pass ur own nau
abi u wan compare smellymouth with facial ugliness ni?