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The Dictionary, According To Nigerian Auto-mechanics by RetroBoy: 11:44pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Everyone who has ever had an encounter with a Nigerian mechanic is familiar with their convenient alteration of words to their benefits. Here's some examples: Throttle - Turtle Vulcanizer - Foganisa Clutch - closh Shock absorbers-Shok asoba Diagnose - diagonize Panel beater - paneh bita Bolt - boat And every nut or bolt is called a 'boris' Feel free to add yours Cc: lalasticlala 1 Like |
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