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Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Nkwazemakennyj(m): 12:01am On Jan 27, 2016
Sex is the only thing that makes people say things they don't even know they are saying. The following are what they say when having SEX.

1. It makes some people religious = by saying:-
Oh my God, Yes Lord.
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh,annnnnnnh.
3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast,
fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.
4. Makes some people announce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead,
I'm finished, u will kill me ooo.
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear
it,beat it up, Let me feel it.
6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love you,I
promise, okay, yes I will do anything for you.
7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U
endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,... U
are my world.
8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please
don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...
Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama
hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa
.
10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumba
kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!
Where do u belong??

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by hkidola00(m): 12:05am On Jan 27, 2016
number 5 grin grin grin grin
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Nobody: 12:10am On Jan 27, 2016
No 2 Lol
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by sundoj08(m): 12:12am On Jan 27, 2016
Who does No 10 tho undecided
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by sundoj08(m): 12:14am On Jan 27, 2016
[quote author=Speechless3 post=42357090]No 2 Lol[/quote
Just like the moniker huh Speechless
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Youngpo413: 2:15am On Jan 27, 2016
Sex is powerful

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by tpiar: 2:23am On Jan 27, 2016
eavesdroppers will never hear anything good about themselves.

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by chriskosherbal(m): 2:36am On Jan 27, 2016
Sex!!!! Indeed people have really studied the act of sex.

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Qualer: 5:18am On Jan 27, 2016
Speechless3:
No 2 Lol

we need to do an 'album' together... collabo! i'll do the verses, you do the 'chorus' grin grin grin

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by cruzita(f): 6:44am On Jan 27, 2016
WELL ,STILL A VIRGIN SO ALL THESE ARE STRANGE TO ME.#VirginTillMarriage

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Mcowubaba: 7:18am On Jan 27, 2016
Lol..... No 5.. Some girls Don turn ISIS, blow it up ni.... grin




















..........

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by boboLIL(m): 7:20am On Jan 27, 2016
Sex don scata our youth oh
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Exponental(m): 7:51am On Jan 27, 2016
boboLIL:
Sex don scata our youth oh
the reason is because parents/ guardians don't inform their kids about sex parts or sex. virtually all of us are guilty of peer group pressure when we first had sex. if we were well informed, maybe a large percentage of us would not fall for the pressure.
As for me, my children will know sex education. Imagine a 5yrs old girl who stopped a woman bathing her from washing her private region. she's informed and she's not likely to be abused else she will speak out.

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Nobody: 7:58am On Jan 27, 2016
No5 is so funny
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Nobody: 8:00am On Jan 27, 2016
The guy below me don't have a sound, he's the silent type cheesy
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by muhakeem(m): 8:04am On Jan 27, 2016
Speechless3:
No 2 Lol
halo miss
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Nobody: 8:06am On Jan 27, 2016
Qualer:


we need to do an 'album' together... collabo! i'll do the verses, you do the 'chorus' grin grin grin
Lol maybe one of these days cheesy
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by demo4ril97(m): 8:30am On Jan 27, 2016
.When eva am riding on that bugatti she go just dey mourn like she lost someone, anyways i lawvs it dhat way tho.

But believe me or not if sex was a course and it has got a practical of 93.7% everybody go do a change of course.

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Stanleyafam(m): 9:38am On Jan 27, 2016
This generation is something else...
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Qualer: 9:51am On Jan 27, 2016

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by goshen26: 9:59am On Jan 27, 2016
All these tones u r sharing, there is Goduo
Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by ggrin(f): 10:06am On Jan 27, 2016
11. Mogbe o cry

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by EwejeOyewole(m): 10:12am On Jan 27, 2016
Lol.... OP get 55 years experience in Adult business

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Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by JimTiger4(m): 11:00am On Jan 27, 2016
'Tis serious

Re: Things Sex Can Make You Say Unknowingly by Nkwazemakennyj(m): 11:01am On Jan 27, 2016
I know Nairalanders won't believe this, I am a Virgin if u think I'm lying u can come for an examination. Note: Ladies only

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