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Secrets Women Keep From Their Man by Bperfectionist(f): 7:35am On Jan 28, 2016
Although the men are more known to keep secrets and tell their women what they want to hear, we do that too. We don’t say what we mean; we hear what men don’t say, and above all have the inexplicable ability to get what we want. Some of these secrets that women hide, might hurt their partner, that’s why they prefer to hide it.


1. We aren’t Football fans

Sincerely, we don’t see the point of grown men running around the field for a ball…... the annoying part is when some guys go to some weird extent to watch football and some eventually end up getting caught up in fights and breaking their heads over the superiority of teams, who wins or who loses; I mean at the end of the day whether the team wins or loses they’ll still get paid…….. I don’t remember Bale sharing his pay with your broken head.
But if we act interested we get extra cash to hangout or go shopping. It’s a win win.

2. You don’t help out at all

Some guys can be so lazy to the point they need you to clean their asses. There are 24 hours in a day and we aren’t your personal maids. We don’t get paid to cook and clean up after you. So do your part and help without us having to ask you. We really would love and appreciate you more. *wink**wink*

3. While most men will lie that they don’t fancy a curvier physique, bigger behind and bigger oranges. Lol, but here’s a secret from us we also love a man with a bigger, fuller, stronger and masculine physique that makes us feel like we’re protected when we’re in their arms.

4. We think about our ex-boyfriends and sometimes compare you to them.
Silence.

5. We’ve discovered you love porn and frequently visit porn sites:
although most men might say they don’t watch porn, it’s okay we understand, if we were in your shoes we’ll also deny it, because we think that things that turns you on is hilarious.


6. You’ve made her cry more times than you’ll ever know:
if a girl truly loves you, she’ll be sensitive to everything you say, do , even how you kiss her and while she tries to treat you like a king….. PLEASE TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN OR SOMEBODY ELSE WILL.


7. We want you to talk a little dirty
You heard us! Learn!

8. She’s constantly testing you: call us the best judges, because we analyze, judge every action, word, gesture, email, and facial expression.
When we ask you if you’ll love to have a party (we know it’s one of your dreams), sincerely we don’t mean it… the best answer you would give in this situation is “why would I want to sleep with another woman when I have you?”
That just settles the case.

9. She loves it when you get a little jealous

10. She starts fight with you because she feels ignored.
Just give her what she wants.
Some men are imagining different things…. And it’s absolutely not what you’re thinking; let me help you with that…..
“Young man” in Pete Edochie’s voice “Give her attention, and you’ll end the battle before the war starts.”
We understand that we’re a complicated

…..That’s why you have two hands.


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Re: Secrets Women Keep From Their Man by Imortal001: 7:40am On Jan 28, 2016
True talk op! am addicted to my phone and its pissing her up, thats what she told!
Re: Secrets Women Keep From Their Man by Efisko1(m): 7:43am On Jan 28, 2016
grin am still following
Re: Secrets Women Keep From Their Man by judey1992(m): 7:45am On Jan 28, 2016
hmmmm. will this stop me from moving to eritrea?
Re: Secrets Women Keep From Their Man by petkoffDrake(m): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2016
As u've open them up... How does it take u to fp?
Re: Secrets Women Keep From Their Man by jimmyolasun: 10:16am On Jan 28, 2016
Imortal001:
True talk op! am addicted to my phone and its pissing her up(off), thats what she told(said)!
put her in your arms while u press the phone. She will find it romantic or better still, teach her how to play fifa

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