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Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:08am On Jan 30, 2016
And oh yes! You guessed right! smiley
This is a counter thread to the one that made front page written by Mc4larin. smiley

We agree to the fact that we guys lie; some alot,some to save a situation while its in the gene of some cheesy.

Girls too aren't saints when this act is invoved and to me,girls tell lies than guys do cool and so I decided to come up with this counter thread for my guys to come and share the 'fattest' lies they've been told by the opposite sex.

Girls can also lie for various reasons(which are more numerous than the guys') which could be to obtain money from the guy in question,to get his attention and love off their friends and on them,to avoid him getting under her skirt cool or even to get under his boxers(strange but true)
I remember my guy almost crying in school not because of his girlfriend's attitude but at the expertise she displays while lying.

Now guys,over to you. Let us hear lies that would deaf our ears cheesy cool

Cc: Lalasticala,Tosyne2much,Wristbangle,STFUareyouGod,Tallesty1,Truckpusher,e.t.c cool
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Oma307: 10:12am On Jan 30, 2016
Sooooooo numerous, infact if i start, i wouldnt stop writing
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by EHMIR(m): 10:12am On Jan 30, 2016
I didnt see as lie,its one of those sweet things girls musto heargrin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 30, 2016
holyFRED:
And oh yes! You guessed right! smiley
This is a counter thread to the one that made front page written by Mc4larin. smiley

We agree to the fact that we guys lie; some alot,some to save a situation while its in the gene of some cheesy.

Girls too aren't saints when this act is invoved and to me,girls tell lies than guys do cool and so I decided to come up with this counter thread for my guys to come and share the 'fattest' lies they've been told by the opposite sex.

Girls can also lie for various reasons(which are more numerous than the guys') which could be to obtain money from the guy in question,to get his attention and love off their friends and on them,to avoid him getting under her skirt cool or even to get under his boxers(strange but true)
I remember my guy almost crying in school not because of his girlfriend's attitude but at the expertise she displays while lying.

Now guys,over to you. Let us hear lies that would deaf our ears cheesy cool
LIES you do tell. grin Its so bad it's at the point you can't type without em comin' out ya fingers. lipsrsealed grin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Michellla(f): 10:21am On Jan 30, 2016
ladies dont lie tongue

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Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:24am On Jan 30, 2016
QueenValerie:
LIES you do tell. grin Its so bad iit's at the point you can't type without em comin' out ya fingers. lipsrsealed grin
I can't type without 'em coming out of my fingers cos its they fact.

Some Ladies can lie for africa. cheesy
Some are better than Lai Mohammed in this act. grin

I know you're also an expert at this from the way you're tryna defend them so how many guys have died due to effect of your lies? cheesy tongue
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:24am On Jan 30, 2016
Michellla:
ladies dont lie tongue

Ofcourse....y'all just play ludo with the truth grin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by lordizak(m): 10:25am On Jan 30, 2016
I am a virgin. hahahahaha.
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 30, 2016
Michellla:
ladies dont lie tongue
Chisos shocked shocked

They do what then?
Okay,they just don't say the truth abi? cheesy
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:29am On Jan 30, 2016
Michellla:
ladies dont lie tongue
This the honest trrruuuth!!! ...Yes sir!!...
...Op you need ta learn ta be more truthful like this one,girl give a few lessons.I'LL pay for it. grin He need it so bad.
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by CaroLyner(f): 10:31am On Jan 30, 2016
guys still tell more lies than the female folks. Grade A liars gringrin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by chigoizie7(m): 10:38am On Jan 30, 2016
Mtcheeew,
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Smellymouth: 10:38am On Jan 30, 2016
--- I have never and I would never cheat on u.. shocked

--- I will be ready in a minute grin..

--- I am FINE ..

--- We are Just friends, he is not interested cry..

--- I have had sex only twice all my life cheesy..
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:39am On Jan 30, 2016
i am a virgin. i am single.
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:39am On Jan 30, 2016
QueenValerie:
This the honest trrruuuth!!! ...Yes sir!!...
...Op you need ta learn ta be more truthful like this one,girl give a few lessons.I'LL pay for it. grin He need it so bad.
CaroLyner:
guys still tell more lies than the female folks. Grade A liars gringrin
Even on the thread you ladies are still lying? shocked shocked


Chai embarassed
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by cruzita(f): 10:41am On Jan 30, 2016
ladies are saints believe it or not we don't lie
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:44am On Jan 30, 2016
cruzita:
ladies are saints believe it or not we don't lie
This got me gringringringringrin


Bae,you can lie for africa sha embarassed
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by cruzita(f): 10:46am On Jan 30, 2016
holyFRED:
This got me gringringringringrin

Bae,you can lie for africa sha embarassed
if I dey lie ask delilah
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:47am On Jan 30, 2016
cruzita:
if I dey lie ask delilah
No ooo

I had better ask oga Lai Mohammed grin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 10:49am On Jan 30, 2016
chigoizie7:
Mtcheeew,
undecided
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by vicraven(m): 10:50am On Jan 30, 2016
Michellla:
ladies dont lie tongue
damn gurl,u just lied
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by vicraven(m): 10:51am On Jan 30, 2016
QueenValerie:
This the honest trrruuuth!!! ...Yes sir!!...
...Op you need ta learn ta be more truthful like this one,girl give a few lessons.I'LL pay for it. grin He need it so bad.
for real,girl??
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by vicraven(m): 10:55am On Jan 30, 2016
i'm a virgin, i'm single, i dont like/want sex, i was raped, my cousin disvirgined me, i love you too, i hate you!!, i dont want your money...
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Michellla(f): 10:57am On Jan 30, 2016
QueenValerie:
This the honest trrruuuth!!! ...Yes sir!!...
...Op you need ta learn ta be more truthful like this one,girl give a few lessons.I'LL pay for it. grin He need it so bad.
preach it sista! cheesy

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Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Michellla(f): 10:59am On Jan 30, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


Ofcourse....y'all just play ludo with the truth grin
better than y'all that lie through your teeth.grin

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Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Lsofdk(m): 11:06am On Jan 30, 2016
i doff my hat 4 ladies on that. there was this babe i was chatting with back then she always uploaded pictures revealing her cleavage. i don't know how she does it but the boobs looked large in pictures but wen i met her RL shocked i can equate that to the size of agbalomo grin grin grin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by JeffreyJamez(m): 11:15am On Jan 30, 2016
Michellla:
better than y'all that lie through your teeth.grin

I don't lie... I drop it like its hot grin
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by vicraven(m): 11:27am On Jan 30, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


I don't lie... I drop it like its hot grin
thats what im talkin bout! u're the man!
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 11:40am On Jan 30, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


I don't lie... I drop it like its hot grin
shocked Dang!! Now look here at this.
Ya'll so bad ya'll get low ta symbolize how dirty low that lie you tellin' gon be.
Watch for the signs ladies!!
If he start " droppin' it like it's hot" (even though its really not grin ) He gon tell a big fat lie.
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by JeffreyJamez(m): 11:46am On Jan 30, 2016
QueenValerie:
shocked Dang!! Now look here at this.
Ya'll so bad ya'll get low ta symbolize how dirty low that lie you tellin' go be.
Watch for the signs ladies!!
If he start " droppin' it like it's hot" (even though its really not grin ) He gon tell a big fat lie.

You obviously dunno what I mean by "drop it like it's hot" do you? undecided
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by Nobody: 11:48am On Jan 30, 2016
JeffreyJamez:


You obviously dunno what I mean by "drop it like it's hot" do you? undecided
I actually do,I was turnin' your words around, playin'.
Re: Guys: What Is/are The Biggest Lie/s Ladies Have Told You? by JeffreyJamez(m): 11:59am On Jan 30, 2016
QueenValerie:
I actually do,I was turnin' your words around, playin'.

Oh...I see..... carry on smiley

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