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Thanks irunooboo

BREAKING NEWS... EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED... Report say that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that the 30 pieces of silver is too small due to economy situation and high dollar exchange rate. He is demanding 100% increment on the amount and negotiation is still ongoing, which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year. You are hereby advised to free your goats and chickens awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season until Judas receives alert from his bank. Judas & his entire family members apologize for the inconveniences this would cause you. Signed: Apostle Peter.

Aare2050:
guy: hello damsel

day1.......




day2.............

day3...............
guy: sweety are you there?

after a week......... on Sunday.
guy: happy Sunday dear, may we live to witness more.

1hour later..........


girl: Amen.


same minutes:
guy: so are you going to church today?


after 3 years........


girl: NO.

I pity gals

You can lie ohhh LMAO

Toolz crush speaks volumes completely

LeonesVee:
Ehen? This one mean say I still get hope for this babe side wey I been dey crush on since 2007

After the crush there should be. Massive follow up so you get the right answer .

Cre8:
beautiful

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niggi4life:
there was this babe that I met when I was going to Madhouse at festac(to all the FT guys and babes I hail oooo...)she was playing Mortal Kombat And she was beating everybody, I challenged her and I trashed her, I was using Nob Saibot..that dark sub zero...I beat am wella, from there we exchanged numbers, that babe happens to be my wife now...back then I no get job ooo, but this babe just like me, saw a future in me, believed me,
To all the ladies in the house, give that guy a chance, he might end up being all you have dreamed about in Mills and Boom..

See me today, .me and my wife dey challenge ourselves for Fifa 2015 ps4..(na she even buy am for my bydai o) Guys.... Marry your friend, ur paddy and I can swear with GOD that u won't regret it....u guys will live long, play together and always settle your quarrel amicably..

you are 100billion X 100trillon...infinity right.. I will marry no 1 but my friend..

adonbilivit:
lesson for nairaland babes...when we crush on u don't crush us to pieces with insults...we could be ur only hope of ever getting married.

help me tell dem jereee

niggi4life:
there was this babe that I met when I was going to Madhouse at festac(to all the FT guys and babes I hail oooo...)she was playing Mortal Kombat And she was beating everybody, I challenged her and I trashed her, I was using Nob Saibot..that dark sub zero...I beat am wella, from there we exchanged numbers, that babe happens to be my wife now...back then I no get job ooo, but this babe just like me, saw a future in me, believed me,
To all the ladies in the house, give that guy a chance, he might end up being all you have dreamed about in Mills and Boom..

See me today, .me and my wife dey challenge ourselves for Fifa 2015 ps4..(na she even buy am for my bydai o) Guys.... Marry your friend, ur paddy and I can swear with GOD that u won't regret it....u guys will live long, play together and always settle your quarrel amicably..

show her this ur post, let her see how much it as inspired some people. Moreover, i am one of those inspired by it. GOD BLESS U TWO

Touche! Hahahaha! God bless Nairaland! Abeg mak I dey go church,no time to do aproko here now o,lol!

adonbilivit:
lesson for nairaland babes...when we crush on u don't crush us to pieces with insults...we could be ur only hope of ever getting married.

I want to marry my bestfriend but the girl I'm dating for 2 yrs + has lost the care & all that makes her my best friend.. I'm fed up fighting it or saying sorry when there's no fault.. Lucky you bro. It doesn't work for everyone

Exxit:
seun should make a sleeping emoji or something to show how meaningless a post is

pained? exit Nairaland bwoy.

NextGovernor:
I haven't heard these people's names if not that some people worship them here in nairaland. And won't be surprise people will still count this toolz as celebrity. She is hyped online and nobody in reality.

is not ony toolz o even maheeda, afrocandy, annie idibia and even linda ikeji. Nobody for my area know any of them

Mtchew.

Go and crush without money or packaging online, na insult you go receive.

Today, I am a happily married man with kids. Thanks to God and a Nairaland lady that responded to my pm.

I sent her a pm on Nairaland and today, we are married.

Aare2050:
guy: hello damsel
day1.......



day2.............


day3............... guy: sweety are you there?


after a week......... on Sunday.

guy: happy Sunday dear, may we live to witness more.
1hour later..........

girl: Amen.

same minutes: guy: so are you going to church today?


































after 3 years........

girl: NO.











I pity gals

cnt stop laffn...gals chai una nor get human sympathy

ShakurM:
Answer that Dm n Pm ladiessss!

The AM too. Don't forget the AM.

AndyCole16:

where have you been? missed your comment sha

Just been a bit busy lately with life . Thanks. I am trying to be more active again

Dollyak:

?! Context flew over your head

indeed mrs opo

Missmossy, learn from toolz. Stop discarding me, give me your attention.

Bamz:


Tohphunmie

Smiles...for reals lol
Am so sorry I've not been checking up on you lately.Been very busy. How have you been dear?

tohphunmie:


Smiles...for reals lol
Am so sorry I've not been checking up on you lately.Been very busy. How have you been dear?

I've been mad, left alone, livid, frustrated, and depressed. The only way to accurately pass across my feeling rn is to write " I miss you " on so many stones and keep hurling them at you, then you'd know what I'm going through.

Bamz:


I've been mad, left alone, livid, frustrated, and depressed. The only way to accurately pass across my feeling rn is to write " I miss you " on so many stones and keep hurling them at you, then you'd know what I'm going through.

Awwwwwww....now am gonna cry
I'm sorry dear. I promise to come here more often