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How To Bleep Like A Boss by BrianIke(m): 4:28pm On Jan 31, 2016
Have u ever made love to a woman and the next morning she takes u shopping as a sign of appreciation?


Have u ever lashed a woman for so long that she starts begging u to please come?


Have u ever had a girl tell u that all she thinks about is being in bed with u and screaming ur name like she did last week?


Now, if you haven't had any of these experiences then u need some coaching...


The most embarrassing things that can ever happen to any man on earth are:


1. Lasting just 3 to 5 minutes in bed with a woman after spending so much time and maybe money to get her to sleep over at ur place.

It can be very annoying.

You are looking at your thing and you're wondering "Why now. God Why?!"

You are looking at the woman and you know deep down that u haven't even enjoyed the woman but you have already come.

Almost every sexually active man has experienced this...


2. Not being able to get your thing to be very erect.

You see, something happened to me during my NYSC days. Several years ago. There was this girl I was seriously chasing in camp.

We got posted to the same LGA and I felt like the luckiest guy on earth.

Now, after 3 SOLID months of chyking, forming big boy and spending my allowee (19800) , my efforts paid off.

One random night like that. I think it was on a Thursday of the Uefa Champions League night.

The girl I was wooing sent me a text that night saying she was lonely and wanted to spend the night at my place...

That text was all I needed to forget all about the Champions League match immediately...

[Trust guys, we can co-operate well when it comes to getting laid...]

I told my friends to help me clean up my room while I didn't went to bring her over before she changes her mind.

Now, something happened that night and I'm sure plenty men here must have experienced that problem too...

My silly 'Thing' could not stand up fully when it was time to bleep!

I mean, it was weak.

After I tugged at the 'Thing' a little, it managed to come alive.

But before she could get the pack of rubbers (contraceptives) the Thing has fallen again.


No matter what the girl did, it would not bulge.

She licked, she sucked, she rubbed, she did everything in the book yet I couldn't get hard enough for the ACTION to start.

I was devastated.
I was weak.
I didn't feel like a man.

And I had to postpone the sex.

Just think about it...
After 3 months of chyking, I finally had the chance but I couldn't perform.

I told my friends who helped me clean up my room after then and they laughed my ass off.


END OF STORY!


[size=14pt]Now, why have I taken the time to tell u all of these plenty long story?
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I repeat myself, every sexually active man has and will one day experience this in his life. Especially from 45 years and above

But most young men are currently experiencing these 2 disastrous problems:

-- Not lasting more than 3 minutes in bed.

-- Not being able to have a HARD, VEIN BULGING erection in bed.

-- Not having an erection at all.

Now, the problem with this is that men are so scared of discussing their sexual deficiencies. They will never agree it's their fault.

Do you know why?

We (men) have an inborn ego. No man wants to look weak. No man wants to tell the world that he can't perform in bed.

That is why people will rarely visit a Doctor when he has sexual issues. They rather buy over the counter medicine. That is, they visit roadside drug stores and drink bitters.

I mean, take me for example. Apart from my friends, I didn't know who else to talk to. I was SHY! I want to feel like a MAN--strong and mighty in and out of bed.


And they gave me very silly advices like:

--- take pills & drugs (which have very bad effects)
--- take weed (also very bad advice)
--- drink Alomo bitters etc...

One even said I should buy and eat full pack of Cabin biscuits... it was crazy.

Listen to me, bro, Premature Ejaculation can ruin ur relationship as well as having a weak 'thing' in bed; by the way, that my Kopa babe never visited me again.


I passed through many other of such shameful experiences in my sex life. I can't tell them all...


But after years of casting myself and falling my hands in bed, I am better and I know know that lasting long in bed is a skill and every man should know how to.

I now last as long as I want to and come when I want to. You have to learn how to do it too, bro.

Most of the news u get in the street and from ur friends and doctors is:

Take a pill. Drink this drug or that drug. I even tried the Urine Therapy. All BULLSH*T!!!


The GOODNEWS is this...


After several years of trial & error, training and research, I'm now a better MAN in bed.

I now know what works and what doesn't work.

I now last long in bed NATURALLY.
I now have bigger erectio...well, let's not talk about my erections here.

Just know that my 'Thing' is now very obedient.
No pills. No nothing. Just me. 100% Natural.

I even went as far as putting up a website just to help my fellow guys out of this mess... www.lashgator.com


You don't know how bad it can be to be in bed with ur woman and you have to apologize to her every night for coming too quick.

You don't know how many women have DUMPED and CHEATED on their men because of this.

You don't know how many relationships have broken up because of bad sex.

Here are the major solutions that always work for me:

1. Change the way ur mind thinks during sex.

2. Use the few sex positions that will help u last long.

3. Avoid Sugars and processed foods...



Hmmm...this story is now getting too long abeg...

Guys, don't be shy!

My friends laffed at me, and I'm sure most of them had the same problem, but I'm better now.

The secrets I will teach you are simple and give INSTANT results in some cases.

It means you don't have to worry about addictions and side-effects of drugs. Your health is also safe by avoiding all those alcohol, burantashi and pills (especially Tramadol which is very addictive and fatal when taken with alcohol)

Have u ever searched for the side-effects of those pills on Google?
You could worsen ur case by using those stuffs, bro.

If I did it, then u can bro...

If I could change from being a 2 Minute Man to King Brian during sex then u can too.

I have written several ebooks and articles on sex and sexual problems and there solutions.

All u have to do is visit
www.lashgator.com/lastlonginbed
Or www.lashgator.com the only website in Nigeria dedicated to helping men become better lovers.

Remember, if u don't speak out, u will never find a lasting solution to ur problem.

www.lashgator.com/lastlonginbed

Or contact My sales manger, Kenny on WhatsApp 09050047973
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by cruzita(f): 4:38pm On Jan 31, 2016
all this just for bleep?

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Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jan 31, 2016
NONSENSE!!! IF U HAD USED THE TIME IN COMPOSING THIS POO TO READ UR BIBLE, IT WUD HAVE BEEN MORE BENEFICIAL.
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by LaurelP(m): 4:59pm On Jan 31, 2016
I enjoyed ur story.
Thanks

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Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by nellaluv(f): 5:11pm On Jan 31, 2016
Didn't read that sh. it up there. Guys over to you tongue
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by BrianIke(m): 5:16pm On Jan 31, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
NONSENSE!!! IF U HAD USED THE TIME IN COMPOSING THIS POO TO READ UR BIBLE, IT WUD HAVE BEEN MORE BENEFICIAL.

Thanks for ur opinion.

Even the Bible has some very disturbing views about sex but that's a story for another day, bro.

Num 31 vs 17

Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by Strahovski1(m): 5:20pm On Jan 31, 2016
not my biz undecided

This is bull crap.

Next!!
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by smsshola(m): 5:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
Numbers 31vs17-18.... so scaring how many young ladies of this generation can pass this test. Thank God for Grace.
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by Adasun(m): 5:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
mtcheew. How dat one take consine me
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by BrianIke(m): 6:02pm On Jan 31, 2016
smsshola:
Numbers 31vs17-18.... so scaring how many young ladies of this generation can pass this test. Thank God for Grace.

Em...that wasn't exactly my point but...that's by the way
Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by Tallest744(m): 2:56pm On Feb 22, 2016
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Re: How To Bleep Like A Boss by Smellymouth: 2:58pm On Feb 22, 2016
Nice one

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