SexyKaycee:
I remember my mom would beat me and when I start crying she will use two fingers to spank my mouth and be like "why are you crying? Eh?"
'Oya shut up before I beat you more'

After a while I stopped crying sha then I heard her tell my dad one day 'this boy doesn't cry when beaten oh, he must be hardened'

The beatings increased in hardness till I learned to cry again...

Me and mom's are still the closest closest of closest of the close tho

Crazy Obsessive Memories..!!!

This is abuse oh

Beaten for playing in a football competition despite them knowing how good you are. Suffered I tell you.

Beating for swinging around in a barbers chair (made from car wheel) when the old man was busy mixing the soap and water to use in doing the carving of your frontal hair.

Rollingdice:
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you
could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...

Source: Nhyira 104.5 FM, Kumasi,
Ghana - https://mobile.facebook.com/nhyira104.5fm/photos/a.208968822480229.50416.182243201819458/1006058822771221/?type=3&_rdr

The will sha beat you for Evrytin..RIP mum obafemi loves you

Beaten for not thoroughly washing the plates clean...
...beaten for buying a stuff when the price has increased everywhere"se you don't know the price has increased before ni,why did you now buy it...ode Omo""if you don't go and return it now now,before I open my eyes mtchew...didi rin,ode"...The following day she will still buy the same thing at the increased price

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Good Ole days indeed.


After it all, we still standing strong and tall! Shout out toy wonderful parents joor.

mosho2good:
I was beaten mercilessly wen Bubu enter as a president
my parent blame me that it my vote that let Buhari to win

Are you sure you're an ADULT

I can't stop laughing, all the comments are just so true, my mum will be beating u with taperule and still tell u to "sew ur mouth" meaning hold ur lips. And as for my dad, his own regular wahala is with network news, if u find urself around him during network news just know u av to be careful with breathing not to talk of coughing, talking or moving about. It's either u excuse urself five minutes earlier or just agree it's sleeping time if u stay around to watch.

Wadraj:
I was about 8 years old when my mum hurriedly sent me on an errand and she instructed me to be back within 2 minutes. I wanted to pull an usain bolt, so I hastenly sped off bare footed and returned before a minute with a fullfiled mind,only to meet her at the door step, I was expecting at least a pat on the back but to my dismay na knock I chop.

"But I didn't play on the road now and you said I should hasten up" . I queried.

"Don't ever go out without your slippers again, you might get yourself injured"

Since then I always have my slippers on even in the compound.

do not injure yourself before i injure you

MarryMeee:
do not injure yourself before i injure you

Lol.

But this your moniker, what inspired it?

When ur parent want to punish u for an offence and u run out to ur neighbours 4 help. They will even be the one to take u bak 4 d beating.

Wadraj:

Lol.

But this your moniker, what inspired it?

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