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If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Strahovski1(m): 8:05pm On Feb 04, 2016
Would you vote when I campaign? And why ?

I would make the following changes to the rule of law:

- Death Penalty for rape

- Death Penalty for Adultery.

- Castration by hand for Fornication

- Marry 1 wife max! Or Castration by hand.

- Have 3 kids Max! Or Castration by hand.

- 250 Years imprisonment for financial crime

- Legalise same sex marriage

- Same sex you must have a child please or Death by stoning. I'm sorry.

- Ban adoption of children.

- Legalise sex work

- Legalise use of guns by individuals for self defence

- Marriage only at a minimum of 35 years of age or life in prison

- Ban corporal punishment in schools

- A parent who don't send child to school face 100 days imprisonment

- Legalise marijuana

- Death penalty for child abuse

- Ban media criticism about government

- Death penalty for anyone against the president

- Death penalty for abortion

- Firing Squad for the doctor who perform the abortion.

- Death penalty for false witnesses

- Legalise witchcraft and Voodoo

- Ban killing of cattle, sheep and goat

- Legalise Adult age from 15. Trust me 15 year olds are adults these days

- The currency contain my picture. .

- The official language is English or nothing!

- Anyone against me sentenced to death.

- The death penalties are nt by hanging.

- The death penalties are by 'An Electric Chair'

Please will you Vote?

Just for fun but if it were real, don't you think Nigeria will become clean and awesome where law and order rules?

Mods move to the right section.

Lalasticlala what's your thought?
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 8:08pm On Feb 04, 2016
ABSOLUTE AND CONCRETE RUBBISH, TOTAL NONSENSE, INEFFECTIVE FALACY RAISED TO THE POWER OF DEGENERATED BRUHAHA.

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Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by divinehand2003(m): 8:09pm On Feb 04, 2016
No way to autocratic demonic agenda. We nor go allow u to contest for primaries self not to talk of participating in the general elections.

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Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by ronald4lif(m): 8:10pm On Feb 04, 2016
Campaign for India presidency first, mate. Your country need those reforms more than Nigeria. undecided

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Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 8:12pm On Feb 04, 2016
If not for democracy these are what Buhari would have done.

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Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 8:22pm On Feb 04, 2016
Speechless3:
If not for democracy these are what Buhari would have done.
C UR MOUTH
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by CaroLyner(f): 8:32pm On Feb 04, 2016
i'll take this as a joke grin

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Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by LOVEGINO(m): 8:46pm On Feb 04, 2016
Warri Weed @ Work cool
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Strahovski1(m): 9:05pm On Feb 04, 2016
Lol.. it's not that bad
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by ritababe(f): 9:12pm On Feb 04, 2016
if you be President then every body for Nigeria don die be that
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2016
Mtcheeeeeew. Only if Nigeria was India
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by jonaifame22(m): 9:16pm On Feb 04, 2016
So why the castration for fornication? undecided
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by nwadiuko1(m): 9:58pm On Feb 04, 2016
Strahovski1:
Would you vote when I campaign? And why ?

I would make the following changes to the rule of law:

- Death Penalty for rape

- Death Penalty for Adultery.

- Castration by hand for Fornication

- Marry 1 wife max! Or Castration by hand.

- Have 3 kids Max! Or Castration by hand.

- 250 Years imprisonment for financial crime

- Legalise same sex marriage

- Same sex you must have a child please or Death by stoning. I'm sorry.

- Ban adoption of children.

- Legalise sex work

- Legalise use of guns by individuals for self defence

- Marriage only at a minimum of 35 years of age or life in prison

- Ban corporal punishment in schools

- A parent who don't send child to school face 100 days imprisonment

- Legalise marijuana

- Death penalty for child abuse

- Ban media criticism about government

- Death penalty for anyone against the president

- Death penalty for abortion

- Firing Squad for the doctor who perform the abortion.

- Death penalty for false witnesses

- Legalise witchcraft and Voodoo

- Ban killing of cattle, sheep and goat

- Legalise Adult age from 15. Trust me 15 year olds are adults these days

- The currency contain my picture. .

- The official language is English or nothing!

- Anyone against me sentenced to death.

- The death penalties are nt by hanging.

- The death penalties are by 'An Electric Chair'

Please will you Vote?

Just for fun but if it were real, don't you think Nigeria will become clean and awesome where law and order rules?

Mods move to the right section.

Lalasticlala what's your thought?
what of weed? would you legalize it?
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by grbgrb4(m): 10:05pm On Feb 04, 2016
nwadiuko1:
what of weed? would you legalize it?
what is weed and what is marijuana ode.
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by nwadiuko1(m): 10:28pm On Feb 04, 2016
grbgrb4:
what is weed and what is marijuana ode.
ok thanks
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Nobody: 10:39pm On Feb 04, 2016
This Op from india is 101% confused aswear....
Re: If I'm To Contest For Presidency In Nigeria, Will You Vote? See My Agenda by Mickop(m): 4:51pm On Feb 09, 2016
Gerarahia

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