Threaten her.
Say something like this, it always works for me: Comon sharap, before I count to two, run inside house go open dat toto make I come put something big inside am. Comon go open dat rubbish make I come do something.

Dats how I got Nneka, Ozioma, ihuoma, anurika and dat ewedu loving Rakiya which eventually I married dat has made my life a big lava like soup of trouble, dat keeps giving me kids that looks exactly like my neighbour. U need to assert ur right as a man, sound manly, it is ur right to own any girl u want...

JoeBlocks:
Em, can I get an inkling as to the type of question you ask? Cos I might be sending some wooing your way...

I'm afraid ure gonna be late cos. I'm head over heels (u can complete the rest)

espionagesavvy:
Threaten her.
Say something like this, it always works for me: Comon sharap, before I count to two, run inside house go open dat toto make I come put something big inside am. Comon go open dat rubbish make I come do something.

Dats how I got Nneka, Ozioma, ihuoma, anurika and dat ewedu loving Rakiya which eventually I married dat has made my life a big lava like soup of trouble, dat keeps giving me kids that looks exactly like my neighbour. U need to assert ur right as a man, sound manly, it is ur right to own any girl u want...

my guy ure a joker!

skarlett:



I'm afraid ure gonna be late cos. I'm head over heels (u can complete the rest)

With who? Lemme at him, am gonna tear him apart, ohh who's the sleek nigger that beat me to the punch. Lol.

i want you,yoooouuu!!!..is what u tel them when they ask

JoeBlocks:
With who? Lemme at him, am gonna tear him apart, ohh who's the sleek nigger that beat me to the punch. Lol.

Lol, awwwwn I almost felt sorry for you, until I remembered he said he'll disrupt my wedding to another guy, if we don't end up together I don't want that kinda drama at my wedding

Simply tell her what you want from her na, abi? Or are you friends without a reason? Then we'd describe you as a relationship wannabe.

skarlett:



my guy ure a joker!

Well, I think any guy commandeering and manly sounding can get any girl he wants. It works for me, it might work for him

skarlett:




Lol, awwwwn I almost felt sorry for you, until I remembered he said he'll disrupt my wedding to another guy, if we don't end up together I don't want that kinda drama at my wedding

Oh no... Come on gurl, surely we could have a secret wedding? Just me, you, our body and soul in the Dominicans...

JoeBlocks:
Oh no... Come on gurl, surely we could have a secret wedding? Just me, you, our body and soul in the Dominicans...

Nah he's telepathic its of no use.

skarlett:




Nah he's telepathic its of no use.

Did I mention I'm clairvoyant? I can block his telepathy cos I'm more powerful than Prof X and Jean Grey combined.

Never worry, I got you covered.

JoeBlocks:
Did I mention I'm clairvoyant? I can block his telepathy cos I'm more power than Prof X and Jean Grey combined.

Never worry, I got you covered.

Lol

skarlett:


Lol

So?

Girls dont no wat dey want. I discovered something. D one I was sincere with I lost, but d one I lied to I got. Wen she asked me I told her I don't want anything from her, dats how she fall n d rest was history

JoeBlocks:
So?

Tempting...but I'll pass

skarlett:



Tempting...but I'll pass

You could pass by and have a drink with me?