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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 3:17pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Welcome back |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Remii(m): 6:41pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
FAMILY PROBLEMS! Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. "Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. "This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather! And you think you have family problems?!" |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 9:18pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
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Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Aikaechigo(m): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by iJAY1: 10:16am On Dec 07, 2009 |
Mr Ejeh's family made a dinner to celebrate their new life in christ after repentance but to everyone's amazement lil man jay (5) refused to eat. When askd wat d problem is, he answered with a 'king kong-like' countenance "mum is conspirin against Jesus. She had used carrot to prepare the meal, whereas Judas is carrot" |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 10:40am On Dec 07, 2009 |
Nice one there |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Abbeycity4(f): 12:17pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
@Pharoh! thnx dear! hw u doing 2day? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 2:27pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Very good just relaxing at home. Is that your office? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 5:12pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Yeah? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 5:22pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
So you are the fake dollar printer abi? Oya make i call EFCC right away |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 6:17pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Na Seun bin get EFCC. .so no wahala |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 7:52pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Just passing |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 9:36pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Passing where? You no hear say efcc dey raid for area? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 10:28pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
I nor be yahoo boy like u na |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 11:09pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
So you dey dull yourself about the latest career in town abi? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 9:28am On Dec 08, 2009 |
My guy make i no decieve you, i dey dream big dis days. The billions of naira our leaders dey loot dey encourage me but the swear people dey give dem dey discourage me. Lol |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 2:51pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Men i see ya point jare and na true talk but which side money no get curse for him back self? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Pure water money na |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by nich(m): 4:51pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
BRT monie |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by dani1luv: 5:38pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
BRT Driver lyk you |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 9:20pm On Dec 08, 2009 |
Make una carry una mis-yarnings go front jare |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Abbeycity4(f): 3:08pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Pharoh: which office? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 3:11pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Abbey_city: I am talking about your picture or is it a business center? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Abbeycity4(f): 3:17pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
lol buz center ko, fone booth ni. . . it's my sis's office! |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 6:01pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
So wetin you go do for there as |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
Abbey your sister don take okro business to the next level so tey she open mini office only gawd knows why |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Dec 11, 2009 |
studio kindly stop buying the okro on credit. respect your old age pls |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 1:35pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
Your business? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Abbeycity4(f): 2:42pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
Pharoh: I go watch Man-u match ni studio43: e dey pain u? |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by studio43(m): 3:18pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
Yes, bite me |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 3:20pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
Abbey_city: Why you dey suffer ya self like this na, i for help you talk to ben make him buy you flat screen tv and HiTV decoder so you fit dey watch matches for ya house. |
Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13: 3:22pm On Dec 11, 2009 |
who? |
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