I we missed u 2

Welcome back sweet girl.

FAMILY PROBLEMS!

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.

A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got
married.

"Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.

This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.

"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.

Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.

"This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather!

And you think you have family problems?!"

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Mr Ejeh's family made a dinner to celebrate their new life in christ after repentance but to everyone's amazement lil man jay (5) refused to eat. When askd wat d problem is, he answered with a 'king kong-like' countenance "mum is conspirin against Jesus. She had used carrot to prepare the meal, whereas Judas is carrot"

Nice one there

@Pharoh!
thnx dear! hw u doing 2day?

Very good just relaxing at home.

Is that your office?

So you are the fake dollar printer abi?

Oya make i call EFCC right away

Na Seun bin get EFCC. .so no wahala

Just passing

Passing where? You no hear say efcc dey raid for area?

I nor be yahoo boy like u na

So you dey dull yourself about the latest career in town abi?

My guy make i no decieve you, i dey dream big dis days. The billions of naira our leaders dey loot dey encourage me but the swear people dey give dem dey discourage me. Lol

Men i see ya point jare and na true talk but which side money no get curse for him back self?

Pure water money na

BRT monie

Make una carry una mis-yarnings go front jare

Pharoh:

Very good just relaxing at home.

Is that your office?

which office?

lol buz center ko, fone booth ni. . . it's my sis's office!

So wetin you go do for there as primary secondary school student 

Abbey your sister don take okro business to the next level so tey she open mini office only gawd knows why

studio kindly stop buying the okro on credit.

respect your old age pls

Your business?

Pharoh:

So wetin you go do for there as primary secondary school student

I go watch Man-u match ni

studio43:

Abbey your sister don take okro business to the next level so tey she open mini office only gawd knows why

e dey pain u?

Yes, bite me

Abbey_city:

I go watch Man-u match ni

Why you dey suffer ya self like this na, i for help you talk to ben make him buy you flat screen tv and HiTV decoder so you fit dey watch matches for ya house.  

who?