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classcaptain

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ClassCaptain:


spicylee..

my guy


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btw I don code o

Classcaptain! When I think say story go don finiish before I return, sebi na short story you call am?!

Mhizkel:

OP said you like borrowing bed

True/false?

No mind classcaptain.

misspicy:

my guy


am following


btw I don code o

coded tunes ni

Episode 4

Later in the evening , i decided to take a stroll to my guy,tosyne2much face me i face you house . i knew he was also baeless and would surely be home,probably typing another list ..

. At least , we two baeless guys could find something interesting to discuss aside this val, val ish.....We could start from how we will photobomb a celebrity photoshoot or open up a business on verifying fake and original bags for people.. i go fit use that one cool off my sadness a bit.

On getting there , i met four of my other guys chilling there.. ..drizslim, eleniyan15, iheanyi50 and Richie0974.

Eh eh eh ..pastor boo boo.
Haha pastor boo ...boo the boo. long time no see.

. We greeted and they offered me a seat as tosyne focused on taking another spoonful of garri from his cup .

Con join me.. tosyne invited halfheartedly ,praying i say no.
he get milk ?
no
he get sugar ?
no
he get groundnut ?
no .. he replied again.

..Tor. i no want .. Wait first , why all of una gather dey here ,, wetin dey happen.. Wetin all of una carry paper dey do , i said on sighting my friend ,drizslim with a piece of paper and a biro..

( Everybody bursts into laughter)

Seriously now guys ,,abeg wetin dey sele.
Guy,, tomorrow na val na ... u dey dull am ..
Wetin una wan come dey do with paper.. ?/ i asked again ,trying to see the correlation.
Na things wey we go buy for our chicks oo we dey reason oo.We dey try reason how we go plan am wey the thing go plum .... Eleniyan15 said happily

Boo, abi u go advise me wetin to buy my bae ..Haa sorry i don forget .. u no even get bae at all ....

( general laughter )

Tosyn , you sef dey follow dem laugh as if say u get any babe for tomorrow.. i said in an attempt to find someone to share the insults with me..
..
haha.. see you.. me i don upgrade oo.. i go dey post 10 dis.ten dat list all these years, i no go see one babe wey go trip wey i go see catch
.
na lie ..you dey lie ni
..
see you.. so all dose list i dey write na 4 play?? .. the suit for my dp, you think say na play.. why u think say i change the background with photoshop ??




Not until he showed me the babe 's nairaland moniker,their pictures together and their chat before i knew , verily.verily. he will not be celebrating this year"s val baeless...


I left that place really ashamed and embarrassed .. the jest making and insults was too much as all of the dem just dey yab me left, right center .The thing really pained me ( in falz voice ) but i kept my cool in order to avoid any fracas. Throughout my stay there, my predicament was the topic of discussion.

I got home feeling really bitter ,, i almost wept but as a man , i had to manage my emotions and weep internally inside my own stomach as i sat down ruminating on my life....no wonder suicide rates dey increase. how person dey take commit suicide no dey pass this one ? A whole me..? Na me dem con turn me into a subject of ridicule ? ... Even tosyne don get babe to celebrate with for this val ??


I was still in this bad mood using one bottle of origin to cool off when suddenly an idea came into my mind .

I dey come

Following

Boo Osin(classcaptain) I always dey gbadun you. I am addicted to your story.

space booked....so tired ama come back to read later
economics dpt wan kill us...

space booked....so tired ama come back to read later
economics dpt wan kill us...

wristbangle:


No mind classcaptain.

Say the truth na

class captain hw far nw...i dey gbadun u jor. Smtin similar lyk ur story also apun 2 me on dt day. I neva celebrate val b4, so I com decide 2 do am dis yr wit my bae only. Naso i cum budget lyk 4k for d day say i take her go mosun càfe make we flex small b4 we cum play return match 4 house, afterall she b sm1 wey no lyk fud xo 4k go dey enuf.

On d D-Day I don get 2 our venue cum dey expect her; she tell me say she dey on her way. When she arrived, i got d shock of my lyf....she came wit her frnd! Naso I cum turn mathematician...i dey rizn hw 4k go reach 3 ppl. Na so I cum conclude say na me no go chop anytin.

As a guy, i kept my cool: so we started chattin nd i cum ask if dey nid anytin bt dey were shy to tok; so I orderd snacks nd drinks for dem nd i took a bottle of coke too. After some time my gf cum ask me if i culd get rice 4 dem cos dey dint wait 2 eat @ home b4 cumin. So i went 2 get it: d amount I bot d fud made me realized dollar is nw high. B4 i knew it, four thousand is gone wit less dan figo wit me.
After eating nd almost gettin dark, dey z dey r goin home. So off they went wit d remaining Change as T-fare. So i had no other option dan 2 trek home. I dnt knw wetin do me, I cum put hand 4 pocket...na so I dey feel smtin in my bck pocket. I cum bring am out 2 c say na fifty naira change wey I take carry bike cum. I cum take okada go house. As i reach home na so i sleep off, enuf of today's rubbish I said 2 maself.

In short, na so i loose everything dt day: D worst of it all, i dint get laid.

Hehehehehehehhehehe
Asiri awon NL

Estharfabian:

beb why u de shine teeth nah?

ClassCaptain:


Episode 4

On getting there , i met four of my other guys chilling there.. ..drizslim, eleniyan15, iheanyi50 and Richie0974.

Abeg no vex, na my Val date I dey follow chat wey no make me get your time. Team notbaeless.

ClassCaptain:

coded tunes ni

I go send Afolayan make he flog you o

Thread followed.

Episode Five

I had some potential babes on my list i could actually take out for the day... i would just need to chyke them and at least i should be able to see one free one that would love to hang out tomorrow. So Help me GOD.
.. i checked and checked and tried to narrow it down to the beautiful ones i can be seen with anytime, any day.. they were up to like 7.. next,i narrowed it down to the single ones or those i think should be single, thus dropping the number to 5..
By the time i reasoned those that were mostly to accept my request for a val date without giving me much trouble or draining my pocket.. , ......the number dropped to three.

Prettythicksme.. michella and nikkylawve.
..
As there was no time to waste , i set out to business. I should be able to see one that would love to go with me ...even though we are not dating but still yet at least for me to experience this vall ish.. Even if its just this once.. To shame my critics dem.

I called prettythicksme almost up to 15 times but she refused to pick.. at a time it said switched off.. it was then i remembered she was using a java phone with some call problems and a battery that is always low.

Next i dialed michella number.. she picked once and we did the usual greeting greeting, long time , how are you, have you eaten ..bullshit. I used almost 3 mins to greet her as my heart was beating very fast and i was very nervous.

At last i took the courage and maneuvered my way to the question....Her reply shocked me.she just laughed and laughed before she cut me off the line.. The reason for her laughter i don't know.... what i said was not even funny.just a simple question

Discouraged by the earlier two results, i didn't even bother to call the third lady...i just dropped my phone and did a general cleaning of my room as wristbangle is expected to come tomorrow with his babe.

8 36pm GEREGE ON FEB 13th

I suddenly saw a notification on my phone.. as i was not using a whats app enabled phone, i knew it had to be a message .. it must be those mtn people with their text 5676 to 41985 for valentine news or text val to 3524 to enjoy romantic texts .Reluctantly, i went to check the message and got the surprise of my life.

It was a message from a number that was not too familiar.
it read “ call me very important”..

ClassCaptain:

Episode Five

I had some potential babes on my list i could actually take out for the day... i would just need to chyke them and at least i should be able to see one free one that would love to hang out tomorrow. So Help me GOD.
.. i checked and checked and tried to narrow it down to the beautiful ones i can be seen with anytime, any day.. they were up to like 7.. next,i narrowed it down to the single ones or those i think should be single, thus dropping the number to 5..
By the time i reasoned those that were mostly to accept my request for a val date without giving me much trouble or draining my pocket.. , ......the number dropped to three.

Prettythicksme.. michella and nikkylawve.
..
As there was no time to waste , i set out to business. I should be able to see one that would love to go with me ...even though we are not dating but still yet at least for me to experience this vall ish.. Even if its just this once.. To shame my critics dem.

I called prettythicksme almost up to 15 times but she refused to pick.. at a time it said switched off.. it was then i remembered she was using a java phone with some call problems and a battery that is always low.

Next i dialed michella number.. she picked once and we did the usual greeting greeting, long time , how are you, have you eaten ..bullshit. I used almost 3 mins to greet her as my heart was beating very fast and i was very nervous.

At last i took the courage and maneuvered my way to the question....Her reply shocked me.she just laughed and laughed before she cut me off the line.. The reason for her laughter i don't know.... what i said was not even funny.just a simple question

Discouraged by the earlier two results, i didn't even bother to call the third lady...i just dropped my phone and did a general cleaning of my room as wristbangle is expected to come tomorrow with his babe.

8 36pm GEREGE ON FEB 13th

I suddenly saw a notification on my phone.. as i was not using a whats app enabled phone, i knew it had to be a message .. it must be those mtn people with their text 5676 to 41985 for valentine news or text val to 3524 to enjoy romantic texts .Reluctantly, i went to check the message and got the surprise of my life.

It was a message from a number that was not too familiar.
it read “ call me very important”..

Spot on bro. I dey gbadun ur gist. Huh which babe u find 4 me? Hehehe

Bhahahahaha classcaptain u no kee me!!i will drain ur pocket sotey,u go forget ur name!

hahaha classcaptain oo .. michella laugh ,cut phone

classcaptain, haba! continue na

classcaptain dis is no longer a short story oooo

buh well sha,I love it!....funny dude!

classcaptain thank you for not inviting me ooo. We are officially fighting.

omolola15:
classcaptain thank you for not inviting me ooo. We are officially fighting.

no be so boss

Episode SIX

The number did not belong to prettythicksme so i was sure it wasnt her.. who could be sending me call me its important this night ??.I no own anybody money..


... Out of curiosity, i quickly borrowed airtime from empty hen and called the number.

Lo and behold, it was one of these undergraduate babes i have been chasing .. initially she was among my first eleven that i wanted to call and ask out for the day but i thought she would be engaged that day or might not accept my offer. Well, it seems my guess was wrong .

She introduced herself and almost immediately started lamenting how i had forgotten about her , didnt call her , didnt ask of her wherebouts , didnt ask of her father , her mother , her family , bla bla bla and i had to start apologizing for what i did and i did not do..

Ok oooo.. she then asked me if i had anywhere i will be going tomorrow and i said no..
: hmmn, we kuku sabi say na your girl wey u wan carry go tomorrow dey your mind naw..
Haha.am not going out with anybody ooo..
Why are u lying eh ?? We that we kuku dont have anybody taking us out have accepted our fate..

OMO !!!!!! As a sharp guy ,i sharply decode and one thing led to another , she said she was “ considering “ giving me a chance if am ready to show my care and love .. AND before we look left , look right , we fixed a date for tomorrow..


.Unbelievable. few moments ago , i was just lamenting about my baeless valentine celebration only for an unxpected babe to show up ?/ indeed, God is wonderful, God is wonderful. He is the miracle working GOD.

i went to bed feeling fulfilled and thinking about plans for tomorrow. I cant wait to shame my guys by showing up to their hood later with the bae and more importantly, taking her home to “chill further “2mao.. Wristbangle is on his own tomorrow be that oo..


Omo see free *********..no church service.. which service one pass this one wey God give me so ?? . God punish devil.. wetin i wan go find for church ?? Na with this babe me go do my church service oo.

THE BEGINNING OF THE END


Episode Seven

February 14th, D DAY



I couldnt wait for tomorrow to come as na so so thoughts dey come my mind. . i couldnt sleep..EARLY the next morning before i brushed ,i quickly went to the ATM to withdraw some cash for today ‘s outing and expenses.. i was afraid a lot of people might want to withdraw and thus the closest atm to my house might not dispense if i go there late.

I withdrew the last 7000 naira in my account and went back home.i had done most of the cleaning the day before so there was not much to do concerning the outlook of the room.i went outside to check my red suit which i washed yesterday around 11pm after the babe called.. Thank God ,it was dry...

I took it along side my white shirt and trousers to the laundry man and told him to iron with better cassava as it is for an important thing ..Haven done every other necessary thing , i sent her a message around 10am about the date we fixed for 11 and she replied in affirmative.

Still Obinoscopy hotel abi ?
Yes ..abi you have somewhere better in my mind? she replied
Nooo .. i just wanted to confirm ..

Choi, he be like say he dey this girl body gan.. she specifically requested we used an hotel restaurant. After the date ,, na to go my house oo, i no get money for any yeye hotel room. hehehe

... i went back to the laundry man shop to collect my clothes ,only to discover that he has locked the shop and was nowhere to be found...

Hahah...where did he go ..i tried to inquire from his neighbours but they could not provide a valid answer.

I picked my phone and dialled his number ..

Haha oga where my cloth naa..
Oga abeg no vex no vex abeg ... .. something popped up in my house ni o ..

How does that disturb my own cloth ? ehn ..
Oga please i go soon come naw...abeg i take God beg you

Haha.. wetin be this na GOD, shey na ankara dis man wan make i wear go to the date ....

Classcaptain keep riding,u smart!!

just no go enter one chance

prettythicksme:
Classcaptain keep riding,u smart!!

ose eyan dj khalid