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Best Advice To Ladies by Nobody: 9:07pm On Feb 17, 2016
*He added u on Facebook
*U check his photos
*He Drives G-wagon 2015 model
*He confirms.
*He inboxes U
*U reply,all excited .
*U want 2 hook up
*U set a date .
*U dress up
*No underwear.
*smell gud
*U put on a make up - fresh breath &
new weave
*He takes u 4 lunch @ golden gate restaurant .
*He Takes u 4 Drinks At Nandos
*U 2 av a gud time .
*He rubs ur hand ,
*Makes u laugh ,
*Gives u luks & smiles.
*U fall in luv .
*It's lyk u've known him 4eva.
*He takes u to his apartment .
*He makes u feel comfortable & lays u on his
bed
*Kiss u passionately.
*U luv his aggression,strength,power & you give
in
*It feels gud .
*U know it's wrong ,but it feels gud.
*U ask 4 protection,he says it's too late.
*U obey & don't disturb .
*He says he luvs u
*& u don't hesitate to say u luv him too
*after, he goes 2 d kitchen to get a glass of
h20 .
*He helps u drink it,ohh man.
*U feel special .
*He must be the 1 u think 2 urself
U'll get dressed .
*He takes u 2 d taxi park.
*He kisses u on d chick & says
*I had a great time.
*Gives u 100,000 grand • U smile & say
*See u 2moro babe.
* He stays silent .
*Ur taxi drives away.
*in d taxi u can't stop smiling .
*U get home & inbox him that u got home safe .
*He is online,but doesn't reply .
*It's unlike him,so u inbox him again .
* doesn't respond.
*Minutes later u can't find him on ur friend list .
*HE BLOCKED YOU .
*Days,weeks,months passes by.
*U start feeling sick,weak,loose weight,act
strange with sores in ur mouth.
*U go 2 d clinic.
*Get tested.
*Minutes later,
*Nurse walks in. I m sorry.You're HIV Positive &
*Mogbe!
Pregnant too!
*HOW ?"
*U don't understand .
*Reality hits u.
*U walk home.
*Scared.
*Confused.
*U go 2 d taxi Park.
*U lay,hopeless,emotionless.
*U see death coming nearer.
*U look in2 d sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of u
Don't be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing
Material Things
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL D LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE THAT ALWAYS PLEASE GOD
ALONE
AND NOT
HUMAN BEINGS....

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Re: Best Advice To Ladies by Elosky20: 9:09pm On Feb 17, 2016
beautiful nonsense
Re: Best Advice To Ladies by IMO22(m): 9:19pm On Feb 17, 2016
I lost ur point half way...
Re: Best Advice To Ladies by Nobody: 9:24pm On Feb 17, 2016
Same recycled rubbish
Re: Best Advice To Ladies by skywalker240(m): 9:26pm On Feb 17, 2016
hmmmmmm
gud advice sha
Re: Best Advice To Ladies by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2016
*yawnss*

Dt guy above me shld pls wake me up wen dis shiiit mkes frontpage * scratching face*




Or on another note,op, u culd mail d boring advice 2ur sis
Re: Best Advice To Ladies by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 17, 2016
Wale Adenuga will like this smiley

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