FTBOY:
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so you're aware i have ashawo thread on nairaland? in other words, you've been stalking me. better go hug a wet transformer coz i'm not gay......miserable piece of sh1t!

irunooboo:



i am not a guy nor gay. i can never date a fool like u

irunooboo:



i am not a guy nor gay. i can never date a fool like u

TheSonOfMark:


May every being which has your blood flowing within its veins be perpetually cursed for denying you aren't Searchiingforlove/Searchingforlovee! You rectum-craving stalker!

Worthless eighth-thousand-naira-earning cyber-cafe scumbag! May you be sacrificed on the streets of Ogbomosho!

irunooboo:



[s]son of a biitch i am not male. stop sounding like a pained fool because i did not reply ur pm. sex starved goat frustrated keke driver from akwa ibom [/s]

irunooboo:
[s][/s]


son of a biitch i am not male. stop sounding like a pained fool because i did not reply ur pm. sex starved goat frustrated keke driver from akwa ibom

TheSonOfMark:


[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Trying to use reverse psychology on KINGSLAY , the mental-chess lord? It's like suntanning a Negro - no effect!

Worthless piece of trash! If I have NEVER sent you a PM, may your siblings drop dead at the stroke of 12 while every cousin you have convulses into the afterlife.

May your _anal orifice be pummelled with the dried twigs of a guava tree!

May the bark of a baobab tree be your resting place!
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BumBae:


Was trying to highlight the top point ... Cnt even do it

FTBOY:

hi.....are you really a BUM bae?

BumBae:


Just dey der
Hi ...... Dont think we've met

FTBOY:
i don't think so too. i used to be known as FUCKTOTO in the sexuality section until ishitlove gave me a long ban. FTBOY is a reincarnated FUCKTOTO. what about you.....are you new here?

BumBae:

Yh kinda new

But wait do u posses the same level of english as lezz n thesonofmark i mean serious literature
Cuz ur giving me basic now ur loosing me already ...

FTBOY:
oops! those guys are dictionary.....i don't possess such prolixity. but i still have my own way of melting ladies' minds u know...with the huge thing dangling between my legs.
don't tell me their grammar make you cum

BumBae:

Ahh well dat wont work on me i need english

But wait : prolixity meaning?

FTBOY:
well, i meant to say i don't possess their writing skill. those guys can confuse you with grammar

BumBae:


Ya confuse so te person just comot oant like just take me

Ops im tlking too much im outta here * grabs purse & run *

FTBOY:
don't leave your BUM behind o

BumBae:
Damn lez.z n theson.ofmark don brighten my day with english ohh

I love it

lezz:
Where've you been, my curvaceous baby?

TheSonOfMark:


Trying to use reverse psychology on KINGSLAY , the mental-chess lord? It's like suntanning a Negro - no effect!

Worthless piece of trash! If I have NEVER sent you a PM, may your siblings drop dead at the stroke of 12 while every cousin you have convulses into the afterlife.

May your _anal orifice be pummelled with the dried twigs of a guava tree!

May the bark of a baobab tree be your resting place!

irunooboo:



may leprosy wipe out your entire lineage. bastard son of a rabid whoorish mother

BumBae:

Been here reading ur lines

pinceprinz:
le.zz, Sometimes when you watch legendary Hollywood actors doing their thing, say Young Johnny Depp acting out his usual bad boy role with a stunner like Jessica Alba, you can't but let out a wow in your awe when you see romantic scenes being pulled on like the well rehearsed musical tone : do re mi fa so la ti do.... Everything they do in the movies seems so surreal, you can't but feel it , get entangled and literally wanna live it, good but, That's in the movies. Taking a look at the life most of these movie acts in fact, its never near the perfection they pull off behind the screen, neither is it heavenly perfect nor smoothly played out, Just not paranormal! They don't love the Romeo and Juliet love nor live by some rules wherein everything goes happily ever after. So are these pornographic actors. They could go months shooting just a 2hrs long movie! And when you see these actors fukcing like 2jackrabbits as if that's not bad habit, you feel astounded yeah, your hopes get raised, you wanna be so badass in bed like never before and would wanta get a ready pussee by the side to try all those out with, but hey! it takes a whole lota skill to pull those stunts- The angle of penetration on the part of the male actor mustn't be missed, else, risk of penile damage (break). For the female, she needs artificial lubrication, machines that could literally stretch her anus out etal ... BTW, most of these 'flawless' actresses you see in these adult movies do modelling jobs too , Models are meant to be stunners right? Explains why you see em all glamoured up in front of the camera. Thanks to Victoria secret , Mary Kay too beauty comes in handy.
Now, porn is really bad for our sexual health yeah, cos sad reality is our ladies won't match up. Those that had awaken the _bitch in them amongst the lots we have out here might give it the best shot tho, but its always by trailing the threads of our esteemed pornstars . Maybe, Best to do anyway is grow each other up as sexual partners to catch up with our fantasies, patience being a constant factor to hold on to of course. We could start from here!!

lezz:
Lolz when are you going to cross those lines?

BumBae:

Already crossed sir

lezz:
Exactly! This is one of the sub-themes of the thread. Pornography has painted a highly distorted picture of sex and all its expectation.

Sadly, it has become the new yardstick for measuring sexual conformity and adaptability.

I'm afraid it has become a fad gradually becoming the norm.