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| what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 4:17pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
breaking up can be a messy affair. To avoid the messy, ladies and gents usually come up with different excuses for wanting to breakup with their partners. Question for today is: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? cc: tosyne2much, mynd44 |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Kayoski(m): 4:23pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
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| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Gabaleve(m): 4:27pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
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| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Rakash(f): 4:37pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Waitin for comments |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by peterdrury: 4:40pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Girl: Am breaking up with you Me: What? what did i do, Am sorry if i treated you wrongly, Please forgive me Girl: you did nothing, I don't understand myself anymore.I need time to think. This happened to me few weeks ago. Gradually, am getting over it, i know time will do the rest. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 4:42pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
peterdrury:eeeyyaaahhh...... #it_is_well |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by CuteInBlack(m): 4:45pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
The most abused "Nah, its not you, its me" line. Works more than a potent charm. |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Maxi112: 4:48pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
umm! Max! since u complain a lot that I don't really have time for u, I think we should go our own separate ways... me was like what is this babe talking abt, for where I never touch light u won quit.. U no well see begging that day I come beg the babe, she come agree, come gv rules me concur... few day later, I come touch light 3days later na me come call am Ruth! is over Why! reason... for threatening my relationship, I can't trust u with my relationship with u next time no threaten person like me again... good bye 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by firstking01(m): 4:48pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Since ayaf never experienced such before, leme kuku stretch here and wait for tosyn2much them wey girls don deal treacheously with their jerky heart  ....Grabs wooden chair  |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by tosyne2much(m): 4:53pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
firstking01:Bwahahahahaha  Baba, I don too suffer for ladies hand oooo |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 4:54pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
firstking01:hahaha..... tosyne2much, whr a@thou |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 4:55pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
tosyne2much:oya, whc break up lines them use for u? |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by tosyne2much(m): 4:56pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Make I talk my own Tosin I don't love you and I have never loved you, it was only a mere infatuation... Oboi !!! My two balls were shivering |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by sexymoma(f): 4:56pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
You're not Holy Spirit filled naso i jos fold ma arms ontop bobby dey look am 2 Likes |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
sexymoma:  eleyi o gidi gan ooooo |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
sexymoma: eleyi o gidi gan ooooo |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by firstking01(m): 5:00pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
aolumaxi:na in make in sabi woman thing well well na |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by firstking01(m): 5:03pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
tosyne2much:i know nau, na in make you be pro naw for womaning things |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by tosyne2much(m): 5:08pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
firstking01:Bhaahahahaha @ womanizing things Haba !!! Baba, no be wetin u think oooo.. In fact, I no sabi how dem dey take woo girl |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by callMeAlpha(m): 5:11pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
peterdrury:i got served with same line..i guess she saw it on d internet.. Funny enough she started datin agin jst two weeks after she left..at first i was still begging and tryna win her back because she used to be d gud girl type,den ma guy knocked sense into ma head and said bros,"if she loved nd respected ur relationship she wont jump into another man's arms within 2 weeks of her serving d breakup line,maybe she wasn't d gud girl u tot she was",den i had a rethink and realized i deserve a real companion nd nt a whorre..like a friend always say ,bitches re like seasons,they come and go...judging from her negative status,i guess they've broken up,maybe she has realized she's jst a side chick after d dude must av slized her up,down left,right and center..lol |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by firstking01(m): 5:12pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
tosyne2much:hehehehe, how come all your threads they point to them girls ifu no sabi woo em |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by sexymoma(f): 5:15pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
aolumaxi:Im telling you  |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 8:23pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
sexymoma:I guess he himself is Holy Spirit filled? |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Here are a few breakup lines I had the horror of being subjected to; My High School Crush- Girl: Our relationship is like an egg. Me: Because its delicate right? Girl : No, because its OVAl  My College Sweetheart- Girl: Knock knock. Me: who's there? Girl: Yanau. Me: Yanau who? Girl: My ex NYSC Chick- Girl: its like we're going to be a while in the labor market. Me: why? Girl: Because we're not working 1 Like |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 8:56pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Rollar:the last line tho.... girls be planning for wedding nxt year with guys wo ain't ready in five years sef..... |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
sexymoma:*fell from d chair LMAO* |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 9:38pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
adepeter26:fear catch me sef |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by Titilayooni(f): 6:32pm On Sep 05, 2016 |
aolumaxi:@3:44a.m on a sunday morning. "I went for a seminar yesterday and I gave my life to Christ,I don't think we can be together again" I wanted to cry but I have promised myself no man will make me shed tears...av moved on teytey |
| Re: what's the weirdest or funniest break up lines you've ever heard? by aolumaxi(m): 10:31pm On Sep 05, 2016 |
Titilayooni:good policy there. I guess he should av done it in a much matured way tho. 3:44 am? dats sumfin else |
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