Good Afternoon,

Here's 2 O'clock news from Aso Rock FM Radio, broadcasting from the president's bedroom. Listen to the highlights:

The State Security Service, SSS, has just declared citizen na.com wanted for various offences of which the most grievous is the designing, printing and circulation of Nigeria's #5,000.00 note which is yet to be approved by Mr. President. Though we do not know how citizen na.com looks like but we urge the citizenry to act on intuition, apprehend and arrest whoever you feel looks like or acts like citizen na.com. Any arrested citizen who fails to prove he/she is not citizen na.com is liable to face firing squad without appeal.

A handsome reward awaits anyone who helps in carrying out this patriotic act.

Thank you.

desgiezd:

Good Afternoon,

Here's 2 O'clock news from Aso Rock FM Radio, broadcasting from the president's bedroom. Listen to the highlights:

The State Security Service, SSS, has just declared citizen na.com wanted for various offences of which the most grievous is the designing, printing and circulation of Nigeria's #5,000.00 note which is yet to be approved by Mr. President. Though we do not know how citizen na.com looks like but we urge the citizenry to act on intuition, apprehend and arrest whoever you feel looks like or acts like citizen na.com. Any arrested citizen who fails to prove he/she is not citizen na.com is liable to face firing squad without appeal.

A handsome reward awaits anyone who helps in carrying out this patriotic act.

Thank you.

lol, are you The President's spokesman now or you work for NTA?

ozoda:

Pls, o, o Nigerian, don't accept dis idea of 5k note. It will only help politician 2 move our money easily.

Correct, I'm not in support of the 5K naira note either, but the fact is even if we spend coins only, they will still move it.
Pathetic People

Another fake currency printer on the loose. Can you work on US Dollars and British Pound Sterling? They are worth all your artistry and Naira isn't really worth all these hard-work anyway. You're really good at this but I don't think anyone should ask what you do because you're obviously in London or Oluwole printing currency notes and "ori olori"

The fact is with the rate of embezzlement and inflation in Naija I can't see anything stopping us from not having N1m notes in few years.
Afterall within the range of ten 10 years 200, 500 and 1000 naira was introduced.

-hehehehehehehe,na so una dey take start scam,take care share but remember say its a crime to mutilate the naira

Can u kindly send me pictures of your face so i can do the 1 Naira version.


@NA.COM,ure silly,u need to c my look,then u'll decide if i aint better of than ur cheap currency.lol.nonsense!!!!!

Can u kindly send me pictures of your face so i can do the 1 Naira version.


@NA.COM,ure silly,u need to c my look,then u'll decide if i aint better of than ur cheap currency.lol.nonsense!!!!!

Vote Soyinka's face for what now? For writing poems?

nice nice talent

i want to learn under u oh
will u be my boss?

na.com

U make pple laugh.

Just don't take it to d next level. No insurance amnesty will cover you!

LMAO

@ All,

Watch out for this poster at new fraudster talent hunt show. I can bet it, he is going places.

That will be disastraous, for to hv 5000k note, i hope it doesn't get to dat stage oooooooooooo.

CGKing:

Vote Soyinka's face for what now? For writing poems?

nice oneeee

Talented, I hope not crooked! The 5k looks real. The Arabic writing is thee give away - it says "Naira dari biyar" (five hundred Naira).

if na joke stop am 5000 bawo una wey no like naija plenty sef

na.com full of fun playing with co.com 2 make guys amaze

INFLATION!!!!, zimbabwe part two produced in nigeria, nigeria is going down the drain,

Omo na swear? Don't even let this kind of thought cross your mind before it begins to manifest in real life oh, you sabi say man na spirit ,
Anyway, I must admit you're very good at this stuff for how long have you had this as your primary occupation, Lol .

why wole soyinka? why not LATE MKO ABIOLA or LATE Sir Ahmadu Bello

not healthy lol

Whatever hapnd to 50kobo, na.com u be OYOYO.!.lol

somalian shillings

yes they can have him

zimbabewa as well no wahala

nigeria nooooooooo

BA A YABAWA!!!

wole who
I think this poster is a foreigner.
U hv been sent to come and cause war in our country.
it wont work!

hahhha

photoshop at work. lol

@ poster,

Thats a nice talent you got there but i think you are using it wrongly.
Naira might be devalued but it is our currency, and I think making fun or using it as a toy is not a sound idea.
So ok, Euro, Dollar, etc have high value, but no matter how high there values are, we use this same Naira to buy them when we need them.
Post like this might build a fraudulent thought in the minds of young Nigerias. I do not think its wise.
Lets give our local currency the respect it deserve.

No hard feelings poster.

@poster, what a fine work. pls what did you use in doing that?

@ terry1, forget it. if they share the money fradulent thoughts
wont be built in 'our' minds,. lol

Hw bout this?

lol, looks like someone's enjoying her new Photoshop software.

May we never get there.
Great talent you knw, but stay away from CBN and EFCC else u end up in jail.
if u cn make 5k and 1k notes then u can fake any currency.