1. We could just be eating on the dinning table and daddy would be saying somethings to mum who is sitted close to him. Mum will just keep quiet like she is not hearing anything even after dad has asked her repeatedly if she understood what he said. Inside my mind, i will be like " mummy be careful o, it is daddy that is talking to you o "..

2. I will be in the bedroom and mummy who is in the sitting room will just call, Ugo, go and bring me cup and spoon. I enter the sitting room and ask her, mummy, which cup and spoon, she will point at the centre table.. But mummy, it is infront of you nah, haba. " This boy cant i send you message again " ?

3. Mummy will just call, (name)! , i answer Yes Mum, Next thing, do you know that you are becoming stubborn ?. " Okro cannot grow taller than the farmer who planted it ".. Nna, this woman and her wahala again

4. Mummy will just say onething and before i could respond." This boy, i said it, your stubbornness is getting out of hand. I reply, mummy what did i do again ? She starts reciting bible for me. " Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right.

5. Omo, at the age of 30, mummy still recites the previous bible verse to me on phone if i say i no go do wetin she suggests.

6. Mummies be behaving like girlfriends since 1960. She will just call you on phone and start reciting her needs to you, one by one. If you want to end that call fast, just tell her, " Mummy, send me your account number ". The next thing you hear is, " Thank you my son ".

Shout out to my one and only mama. Una too much...

So true

On point

I will be in the bedroom and mummy who is
in the sitting room will just call, go and
bring me cup and spoon. I enter the sitting
room and ask her, mummy, which cup and spoon, she will point at the centre table.. But
mummy, it is infront of you nah, haba. " This
boy cant i send you message again " ?