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Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by babasolo(m): 7:36pm On Mar 04, 2016

Bros u don kill me wit laugh ooooo

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 7:40pm On Mar 04, 2016

ClassCaptain:

i need better phone sef,,.make we start with 30k

lol. Me i go give you 5k,seun and lalasticlala go give you the remaining grin

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Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by firstking01(m): 8:02pm On Mar 04, 2016

I just couldn't help but call my friends to come follow read grin

, this guy sha grin

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ClassCaptain(m): 8:12pm On Mar 04, 2016

firstking01:
I just couldn't help but call my friends to come follow read, this guy sha

thanks G ,,appreciate gan eyan mi

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Nobody: 8:19pm On Mar 04, 2016

Hahahahaha, nice one ClassCaptain. I just mistakenly poured water on the table while laughing at ur funny story.

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Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ClassCaptain(m): 8:27pm On Mar 04, 2016

Adaure4ever:
Hahahahaha, nice one ClassCaptain.
I just mistakenly poured water on the table while laughing at ur funny story.

hahaha, thanks so much oh. Check my profile to view and read more of the hilarious stories. Thank you so much.

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ClassCaptain(m): 9:25pm On Mar 04, 2016

RaDaZaBaNa:

lol. Me i go give you 5k,seun and lalasticlala go give you the remaining

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ClassCaptain(m): 10:40am On Mar 05, 2016

babasolo:
Bros u don kill me wit laugh ooooo

thanks g

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ClassCaptain(m): 10:42am On Mar 05, 2016

halfricanadian:
jamb jam u I kno see u for luth? Op u are drunk in acid

halfrica.. Lol

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Mediapace: 1:22pm On Mar 05, 2016

Bro you made my day,go start comedy show asap!

ClassCaptain:
Oya cc lalasticlala now

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by bodyloveghetto(m): 3:41pm On Mar 05, 2016

Abeg I no read read again, rotflmfao... ahaha guy don kill me... Damnn

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Nobody: 3:50pm On Mar 05, 2016

Check my status

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by azeecoboy(m): 3:59pm On Mar 05, 2016

hahaa,guy jamb really jamm u for real oooo.

lmao,abi u wrote jamb this yr

u know we're in the era of CBT,atleast it might favour u

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by iheanyi40(m): 4:05pm On Mar 05, 2016

Classcaptain again, lol thanks bro u just made me laugh hard

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Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Nomocool(m): 4:06pm On Mar 05, 2016

Walai i gbadun dis
story

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by ITSaWRAPPP: 4:07pm On Mar 05, 2016

Jamb being jambing jambites since 1847 AD

BBPIN :592C783C

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Psalm18: 4:18pm On Mar 05, 2016

Really funny. amazing

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by IGLE25(m): 4:20pm On Mar 05, 2016

Hope no be Igbo Language the two of una apply for?

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Gboliwe: 4:22pm On Mar 05, 2016

This is so hilarious! grin

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by IGLE25(m): 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2016

With Expo wt you you still pray, may God answer ur prayer in arrears. ..

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by BeingObjective(f): 4:42pm On Mar 05, 2016

ClassCaptain:

Episode Eight

How was it ?? my father immediately i entered..

It was fine sir .. i said as i quickly devoured the eba and three days old ewedu soup with ponmo , my sister cooked down for me .

It had better be fine ?? .. He replied with all seriousness.

And when the result came out.. It was like my paper type.. RED .. RED.. I Had 69 as my overall score ...

And truly as my father stated , that was indeed the last jamb i ever did as i was not fortunate to meet with the CBT model.

Thus, It is with immense joy that i invite all to my freedom ceremony .. i am happy to inform u all that i am a proud electrical cum mechanical engineer from ogoku and sons electrical wiring international limited. For all wiring and electrical issues, am the one to be called upon..

Probably am going to apply for jamb later .... probably in the next world.

Till then , i need to go and gather the 24 thousand oga said we go use do freedom.

THE END

Wow!....your village people were seriously on your case!

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Mrbigman1(m): 4:46pm On Mar 05, 2016

Which class u come dey captain when u no even sabi do ojoro?

Nice write up bro

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Socketbet: 4:52pm On Mar 05, 2016

Lol.....the color riot just dey make me laugh

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by danthamccoy(m): 4:55pm On Mar 05, 2016

This is sooo funny.

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Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Topsyvic(f): 5:00pm On Mar 05, 2016

Lol

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Nobody: 5:06pm On Mar 05, 2016

You forgot to add these ingredients to your story..

..that awkward moment when JAMB knack you akpako -
you would automatically be in charge of; doing the dishes after breakfast & supper, house chores, buying diesel/fuel for the generator, driving mumcy around, washing of the cars etc.

I'm not speaking from experience o. I'm just recounting the tales of some of my friends back then from the third-person omniscient point of view. grin

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Anijay1212(m): 5:36pm On Mar 05, 2016

I don show

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by aksule(m): 5:38pm On Mar 05, 2016

Very interesting story

Re: How Jamb Jammed Me Out ( My Jamb Experience ) by Gist247(m): 5:47pm On Mar 05, 2016

Op ooo. I'm so inspired. . Could have said good one but you sef dey eff up sometimes.

Thanks for making me laugh jhor

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