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Rlationship Tips: 4 Porn Mistakes You DON’T Want To Make (MUST READ) by GloriaSabipeepz(m): 7:25am On Mar 09, 2016
Here are some bad habits you might have picked up.

1. <b>Biting the clit</b>
It is not everything we see that we have to try out. This is one of them. The clitoris is a notorious extra sensitive zone…why would biting it ever come across as a good idea? Even when you nibble you should use your lips as a shield.

2. <b>It’s NOT always a marathon
Take a break</b>
Personally I don’t understand why any porn film should last longer than five minutes (please save us the boring meetings…car broken down leads to bang, plumbing problem leads to bang, fireman comes for false alarm leads to bang…anything and everything leads to bang. We get it, its porn, it all leads to bang and I’m tired of skipping and buffering through 25 different positions). Sometimes sex is a sprint, in fact sometimes it’s a competitive sprint. First to get there, not every time long session. Some of us have to be at work early.

3. <b>Changing positions too much
Positions</b>
If you are still at that phase where good sex to you is a matter of how many positions you can run through, then you need to lay off the porn and read some books. The way the female orgasm works, one break in tempo can take you all the way back to square one, changing positions every five minutes is one way to make sure she doesn’t arrive. Porn stars have to do it to earn their salary, no one is paying you.

<b>4. Deep Drinking will make him cum</b>
Ladies please please please, let us not mistake packaging for content. Sure it looks great on tv, and for a warm up to the main event, it isn’t a bad idea. But deep Drinking isn’t going to make him cum. Focus on the tip and don’t forget hand support for the base (unless you have achieved that no-hands goddess mode).

Source: http://sabipeepz.com.ng/rlationship-tips-4-porn-mistakes-you-dont-want-to-make-must-read/

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Re: Rlationship Tips: 4 Porn Mistakes You DON’T Want To Make (MUST READ) by kilokeys(m): 7:32am On Mar 09, 2016
And its not a fountain of milk and sea of honey


The quantity of gunk and squirts are actually intimidating.

Don't be fooled
Re: Rlationship Tips: 4 Porn Mistakes You DON’T Want To Make (MUST READ) by Strahovski1(m): 7:32am On Mar 09, 2016
I disagree.

It depends on the couple.

Some women like It marathon and some like when you bite the clip.
Re: Rlationship Tips: 4 Porn Mistakes You DON’T Want To Make (MUST READ) by C505: 7:36am On Mar 09, 2016
How about spanking that 99% of ladies find offensive.
After carrying over 200 bags of cements a day, my palm Don turn to rock. I come dey use am spank my wife/gf. Pain/pleasure?

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