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Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2016

@oga tosyne2much, you forgot to include "i dont know wat came over me"

cheesy

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Slimzjoe(m): 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2016

AyamConfidence:
barman.....give this man 2 kegs of palm wine...bills on me mehn..

Baba your head is there...you will live long

Support am with Orijin Abeg.

Need to Forget this Mancity Blunder Today

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by fulfillbill(m): 7:24pm On Mar 12, 2016

11. He is short.

12. He is in Aba am in Taraba

Sorry ladies for the recent bashing... i think is our gender responsibility.

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by AyamConfidence(m): 7:29pm On Mar 12, 2016

Slimzjoe:

Support am with Orijin Abeg.

Need to Forget this Mancity Blunder Today

barman give this guy anything he wants...he's one of us

hahahahaha man city...you be their fan abi them spoil your ticket?

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Lsofdk(m): 7:32pm On Mar 12, 2016

tosyne2much:
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11) it just happened, suddenly!!!: this excuse makes me wonder if the guys joystick magically appeared in her punna. whattt

12) we were drunk, it was a mistake: only a b*tch let's herself get drunk. greedy ass, while she was try to squander the guys money got herself drunk and now wants to give a lame excuse.

13) it didn't mean anything: such a ridiculous excuse.

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Slimzjoe(m): 7:37pm On Mar 12, 2016

AyamConfidence:
barman give this guy anything he wants...he's one of us

hahahahaha man city...you be their fan abi them spoil your ticket?

Mehn, They Damaged My Bedsheet Tickets

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by AyamConfidence(m): 7:39pm On Mar 12, 2016

Slimzjoe:

Mehn, They Damaged My Bedsheet Tickets

ehya...ndo...pele...dangers of betting

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by kaziblake(f): 7:46pm On Mar 12, 2016

It's the devil work(i swear)But guys cheat as well.

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by wristbangle: 8:32pm On Mar 12, 2016

Lovelynature:
Just when I thought FTC is sure for me... if I catch those two guys above me eh. Wristbangle losing the FTC to sharper guys since 2016. Hustle harder bro

Let me try arrange the meaning of these excuses
If na no 1, omo your own don finish be that oo.
If na no 2, I think flexherbal can proffer solution.
If na no 3,4 and 9, just breakup with the babe joor. Her case dey village
If na no 5, pele , na so you go just dey look her in 4D, dey regret all the shopping, and how she nearly finish your salary
If na no 6, then she must be related to Lie Mohammed
If na no 7, just count am 1-1, karma no be today matter
If na no 8, upgrade your hustle, and make sure you dey sing ''One day, One day'' or ''Oluwa answer my call''
If na no 10, na em be say, you fit no be basket number 13 self. Just ask her which basket number you are. You could be basket 6 or 7 if you are lucky enough sha

Bro, I don't know why people are planning to unseat me from FTC. It's not fair oo sad

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by chubbyswit(m): 8:36pm On Mar 12, 2016

Op i been think say u be virgin as claimed on one of your threads, how come your gf knows the size of ur joystick? Abi ur joystick nah c buh dont bleep?

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by tosyne2much(m): 8:48pm On Mar 12, 2016

chubbyswit:
Op i been think say u be virgin as claimed on one of your threads, how come your gf knows the size of ur joystick? Abi ur joystick nah c buh dont bleep?

Though we don't bleep but she sees my joystick

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by chubbyswit(m): 8:58pm On Mar 12, 2016

tosyne2much:
Though we don't bleep but she sees my joystick

hehehehe, she sees your joystick everytime and nothing has happened? I hope you see her cherry too?

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Countrygirl(f): 10:55pm On Mar 13, 2016

Oga tosyne,but y u come stingy na?
I believe there is no excuse for cheating

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 8:09pm On Mar 14, 2016

And what excuses do men give when u catch dem cheating?.

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by sukkot: 8:09pm On Mar 14, 2016

i tripped and fell on his dick

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 8:11pm On Mar 14, 2016

Women do not cheat

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 8:12pm On Mar 14, 2016

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Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by repogirl(f): 8:13pm On Mar 14, 2016

Is it a sin to look for something better? angry

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by shamecurls(m): 8:13pm On Mar 14, 2016

Your joystick is too big, it hurts my womb

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Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by favistar(m): 8:13pm On Mar 14, 2016

My Loveee, 'I can Explain'

'Its not what you thinnnk'

grin

Check my signature jhor tongue

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Critiqual(m): 8:14pm On Mar 14, 2016

Best Excuse Ever: I don't know what came over me!

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by FTBOY: 8:15pm On Mar 14, 2016

11. it wasn't planned. he said he wanted to see me in the bar....and then he took me upstairs. i swear, we didn't do anything

^^^
that was the silly excuse my ho ex girlfriend gave when i caught her fvcking her ex boyfriend. shit! i was like "so he took you upstairs and dragged you into the room for one hour?"

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by olapetar(m): 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2016

11. He is not caring

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by FTBOY: 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2016

daretodiffer:
~~Women do not cheat~~

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by FTBOY: 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2016

sukkot:
i tripped and fell on his dick

Eminem

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Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by sylve11: 8:17pm On Mar 14, 2016

I don't really know how some guys in this group carry women matter ontop their heads. there is more to life cool

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 8:18pm On Mar 14, 2016

nice one.

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 8:19pm On Mar 14, 2016

nice one.

shamecurls:
Your joystick is too big, it hurts my womb

that's funny

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Damfostopper(m): 8:22pm On Mar 14, 2016

Abbeyunique2:
Those hoes aint loyal. even if u have money, dick and time, a hoe will always be a hoe. They can't help it

hahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahah.... D one wey pain me pass na.... Baby u won't understand..... Leave trash for lawma

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2016

SolexxBarry:
Its like op has been cheated on so many times to know all these excuses

*
#team_talking_from_experience.

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by bengems(m): 8:24pm On Mar 14, 2016

All the reasons are good enough! so what is indifferent about it?...though, once a cheater is always a cheater

Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by ThisYourTatafo: 8:24pm On Mar 14, 2016

A 9ja girl cheats like it's breathing don't be deceived

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