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My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 7:48am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Kindly hear my experience: I have been dating dis gurl for over 3months now and everything has been fine. So last week I decided to invite her to my place, and she didn't hesitate to come. When we were together, her phone rang but she refused to pick her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She said nothing, and for me to check who had called her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her to pick, may be the Bank wants to give us money. After that, another call was coming in, 'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the call. A minute later, FirstBank calling, she put it on silence; when ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank. When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the call. Later after an hour, one call entered her phone singing John Legend's (all of me) song; just to check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she picked it and answered the call well. Later when I asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working there used the office landline to call her. I said Ok. Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she Happily with so much excitement picked the call. After she had finished receiving the call, I picked up my phone to flash her number... Guess what I saw....?! MicroFinance. I av nt been myself since den o. If woman no fit kill u, u no go die again o, u go jst de live de go till daaa kingdom com. Chai 6 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by boboLIL(m): 7:51am On Mar 15, 2016 |
So dry like buhari bony cheeks 13 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by chocolateme(f): 7:51am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Nnaa ndo |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Nobody: 7:57am On Mar 15, 2016 |
LMAO hahahaha very funny, @op stop dating oloshos 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 7:58am On Mar 15, 2016 |
chocolateme:tnxs sister |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 8:02am On Mar 15, 2016 |
LORDSAMURAI:my broda she is heavily endowed...Mehn |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Hazardd(m): 8:02am On Mar 15, 2016 |
How can this stop rain from raining now |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Nobody: 8:03am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Wepu anya N'aLa, Na aLa ga gbazi kwa gi Ala o |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 8:05am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Hazardd:surely twill rain nd moreover u weren't forced 2 open d thread |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Hazardd(m): 8:07am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Johnny19:i use my mb and open ur dump thread..so am free to comment anything i like |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 8:14am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Hazardd:SMH just because u were given 5mb by Airtel u think u can come here to write trash....cmon u can be more matured |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Hazardd(m): 8:23am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Johnny19: even though is 1mb they gave me it doesn't concern you..ur thread doesn't have any meaning..childishness at its peak |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Nobody: 9:11am On Mar 15, 2016 |
stale... |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Nichobabe(m): 10:04am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Joke is so dry. |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Cjizzy(m): 10:09am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Oboy your joke is damn too dry 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by MilesLamar(m): 10:25am On Mar 15, 2016 |
For ur mind now u funi |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 10:42am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Cjizzy:Pls make it wet |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Cjizzy(m): 10:53am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Johnny19:E dry be say e dry..... Abeg no take comedy as career o!!!! Cos you no go make am there |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Johnny19: 10:57am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Cjizzy: Y would I go into comedy when I'm already established |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by demo4ril97(m): 11:14am On Mar 15, 2016 |
OP wait first are you asking God or Nairalanders, quote me but no offend me sha. |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Monalisa185(f): 11:17am On Mar 15, 2016 |
thank goodness I went straight to read comments... |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Qualer: 11:55am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by chudyprince: 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Funeral arrangement |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by uchendu99(m): 2:31pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
boboLIL:your problems must be bigger than calvary bro, thats so funny. |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by SolexxBarry(m): 3:40pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Op : My God My Girlfriend has killed me!!!What do I do next Me: Just die nah |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Nobody: 3:41pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
she has already killed you na so what's left?? |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by macho44(m): 3:44pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Johnny19:Take "CHEST" cuz if I tell u to take heart u fit faint. a beg visit www.gossipmirrors.com |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Fraih(f): 3:50pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
[size=16pt]Funeral Arrangement!!! [/size] |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by chocolateme(f): 6:23pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Qualer:lol.. Your way can put many in trouble |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by Qualer: 7:26pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
chocolateme: Rapukene okwu, ka anyi kpaa in camera... send me PM sharperly!! uchem dia for real o! 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by flokii: 9:33pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Stale joke.. buh that ur last staement make brain.. #fearwomen |
Re: My Girlfriend Has Killed Me!!! What Should I Do Next by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 10:32pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Bros Microfinance! Make i kukuma answer d question wey u ask; If ur gf don kill u, GO BURY YOURSELF |
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