God had no beginning. He was always there. He is
maximally intelligent. We don't exactly know what
this means but let's say his IQ is a few billion
compared to our average IQ of 100.
And he was alone. Definitely. We are told he is the
ONLY real god--all the others are human inventions.
So he had no friends, no wives, no one to talk to,
nothing to do, no TV, no nothing. He didn't even have
day and night. As far as we know, he spent infinity in
the dark and terrible cold all alone. But he must have
been happy, because he is perfect.
At some point he tired of being alone and decided to
make some friends to love. He made an unimaginably
huge universe and then made trillions of solar
systems and in one he placed a tiny (and rather
dangerous) planet for his friends to live on. He
looked at his creation and thought it was good.
With preparations done, he created his new friends.
Now, you might think he would have made them as
intelligent as himself. That would have allowed for
interesting late night conversations. He could even
play games with them and not always win. But he
didn't. He made his friends pitifully weak; very, very
tiny, belligerent, argumentative and very, very, very
stupid (compared to himself).
Well, they say God works in mysterious ways but this
was like a lonely human being making bacteria for
company. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work out too well.
He was careful to provide each human with a
dedicated comms channel, so he could talk to each
one directly. Yet, still many of them didn't love him
back, some didn't even believe he existed! He
wanted them to follow his rules of behaviour but
most of them ignored him. They even invented their
own gods, and some actually masturbated! (He
should have made their arms shorter!)
Finally, he was so exasperated with his friends that
he decided to kill them all. What else could he do?
He truly loved them but they ignored him. He just left
one family alive whom he thought would behave
better. I suppose we could call this supernatural
selection!
Well, to cut a long story short, it still didn't work out.
Humans continued to do their own thing; some of
them pretended to love him, some of them loved
other gods and hardly any of them would stone their
unruly sons to death.
God was at his wits end. So he thought and he
thought (with an IQ of several billion, that's a heck of
a lot of thought) and came up with his master plan.
He would come to Earth as a human and have the
locals kill him as a sacrifice to himself. Then he
would be able to forgive all past, present and future
human sin; obviously. What could possibly go wrong?
Of course, it is possible that this story is not true. We
can either believe that the immensely powerful being
with a several billion IQ did all this, or we can believe
the whole story was invented by tiny, tiny beings who
are very, very, very stupid (compared to God).
I don't know. What do you think?
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ValentineMary:
If there is a God, christianity has made a mockery of him.

Theism would have been a more greater insult to such entity if there is one

How does a perfect being get tired and lonely?

I pity you people...na the hottest part of hell fire you dey go.. you don't use logic for the things of God... he works in mysterious way...you can't comprehend it with your own knowledge... that's why you need the holy spirit... lol...


sometimes I wonder wats the work of that spirit shev?...
can anybody explain... maybe twisting irrational things to make sense to them...or just accept it even if it doesn't make any sense.

but don't forget say God dey watch you bleeping atheist in a plasma TV... shaking his head for you..
.

#proudlyatheist

ValentineMary:
If there is a God, christianity has made a mockery of him.

..


God be like...... hey...you have offended me!



here,have my son and kill him so I can forgive you!

Shollyps:
I pity you people...na the hottest part of hell fire you dey go.. you don't use logic for the things of God... he works in mysterious way...you can't comprehend it with your own knowledge... that's why you need the holy spirit... lol...


sometimes I wonder wats the work of that spirit shev?...
can anybody explain... maybe twisting irrational things to make sense to them...or just accept it even if it doesn't make any sense.

but don't forget say God dey watch you bleeping atheist in a plasma TV... shaking his head for you..
.

#proudlyatheist

Lol fvck him....Krishna dey watch him in 3D

I wan die....... Lol

Before you know it now my comment will make some silly people turn it into a story.........

"A member nairaland that called herself an ungodly name K9blunt said she wanted to die and she was laughing at gods enemies mocking him, she died and I saw her in hell fire being tormented along side Charles Darwin."


*runs out of thread* hehe!

kai i pity una but i say on dy last day wen God will fully shw himself like He is doin 2 some idiots all una words una go wish say una swallow am bck but dat tym will b too late