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MadamVanessa:




My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

WTF!!!

Ruby go and get married �

On a serious note time ticks differently for both genders, a woman above 30 is already running late in the biological clock which also becomes obvious in her physical appearance, and coming from a judgmental society like ours, such ladies are percieved to have used up a good percentage of their womanly essence( if you know what I mean), so they are less in preference for marriage compared to those in their twenties.
As for the guys, the opposite is the case, a guy is considered mature enough to take a wife not by his age, but when he has successfully put his affairs in order, both mentally and financially, considering marriage before that is irresponsible and dangerous.

Dont let the economic situation of the country hold you back from achieving your dreams and deter you from fulfilling your responsibilities.
Take advantage of this opportunity to offset that mortgage, execute that contract, pay off the landlord, pay off those school fees, get that dream car, finish that job, get that idea working or start and expand that business! WHATEVER YOUR NEED MAY BE FOR QUICK CASH.

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Jennyclay:
Take it OR leave it... Everybody can't be current about what is happening in Ukraine just like you.

You did a good job by enlightening her. Now that she has learnt something, if she come across group of people discussing it, she would have something to say.

That's how we learn in life. Nobody knows it all.

She's not dumb and why must you bring your private issues to social media.

Yeye boyfriend!!!

She is dumb, as well as 99% of Nigerian girls, all they know is hookup and shisha

royenx:
What about Lagos residents. Do you give loans?

A new development, Lagos residents can now have access to our loan facilities via our new lagos office.
Pls contact 09014294982 for further enquiries. Thank you

Saao:
will the person drop the car or only the car papers?

The car stays in our office premises till the loan is redeemed

MCKitchen:
The woman is senseless and instead of finding the root of her husband predicament she wants to create another atmosphere of tension and abuse.
She should as well join the husband in betting, who knows where the luck might come from. First she should return the Atm and ask the husband to teach her the game. See as the man will overturn her request that way he will minimize his waywardness.

NB: betting is no crime (+18)

This one no follow na haba

If she is a sensible one, she can gradually save little portions of whatever she can get from the werey and save herself and kids if they have any

royenx:
What about Lagos residents. Do you give loans?

Not at the moment

Saao:
will the person drop the car or only the car papers?

The car is the collateral sir

This family is very stupid, see the young child in severe pains from internal injuries and they kept him in the house, and even moving him anyhow? what kind of nonsense is this na

As far as am concerned they are not innocent in the demise of this child.

airminem:
after lite up, carry your old KALA blast him left leg, the use your new KALA blast your own right leg WTF MAN... Smh

I don die with laff abeg, una dey mad for this nairaland I swear

Holy shit!!!

Trump right now

FREE FOOD KAYODE

Nigerians are mad

Farmers are cashing out on these assets I tell you.

1 barrel of crude oil. $50 _ 29k

1 bag of rice. $60_ 35k

Forget government, we nigerians too like easy way out, oshofree.

For Abuja Residents Only.

You can access from 200k to 4M instant Loan from us with nothing more than your registered car.

You can access from 100k to 3M loan (on reducing balance) as a civil servant from us with just your salary acct.

You can access from 50k to 2M cooperative loan (to start up or augment a business) from us by becoming a member of SME and MORE multipurpose cooperative.

For further enquiries, pls call 09014294982,
Or send a WhatsApp message to 08068468317

For Abuja Residents Only.

You can access from 200k to 4M instant Loan from us with nothing more than your registered car.

You can access from 100k to 3M loan (on reducing balance) as a civil servant from us with just your salary acct.

You can access from 50k to 2M cooperative loan (to start up or augment a business) from us by becoming a member of SME and MORE multipurpose cooperative.

For further enquiries, pls call 09014294982,
Or send a WhatsApp message to 08068468317

JEGA IS A FOOL

Evil that men do.

We give loans to civil servants and car owners at low interest rate in Abuja. 09014294982

Optional09:
Like i earlier posted, young Nigerians should complement the effort of the Buhari led federal government by taping into government funded banditry industry. We should all venture into banditry and hostage taken since government has openly shown great support for this industry.

Imagine earning 800Million for a single hostage taking. If one successfully take 10 hostage in a year, you can get listed in the stock market.

Haba my brother, only you carry petrol and torch, if this country is no more all of us automatically becomes refugees and idps in another man's land o, let's thread carefully

Bring your money problems to us, we have the solution

For those who might attempt to argue with me on the title of this write up, you are welcome, but before you do, pls take a break from Nairaland and make use of google to do a little research on the quarterly and yearly overall budget of our federal government, both immediate past and present on insecurity, when you arrive at a figure, then you can come back and argue.

If you have not been to Borno, it would be an interesting trip and an eye opener for you once you decide to embark on one, and if fortunate enough to take a tour of the state, you would be amazed at the share amount of infrastructural investment by both the federal government and international NGOs going on there.

You would be fascinated by nice and gigantic brand new Infrastructures all over the state, the only problem is they are deserted and majority have never been used since 2012, just like so many other similar abandoned and deserted brand new structures built by both FG and international NGOs littering Maiduguri and the whole of Borno.

If I must say, those structures would be much more appreciated and properly utilized in the South south and south east. Some persons are just cashing out big from the destruction and chaos going on in Borno, cos from my findings, 70% of awarded and ongoing contracts in Nigeria since 2015 till date is in Borno state.

Quote me wrong "Boko haram is now a ministry in Nigeria

Dont let the economic situation of the country hold you back from achieving your dreams and deter you from fulfilling your responsibilities.
Take advantage of this opportunity to offset that mortgage, executive that contract, pay off the landlord, pay off those school fees, get that dream car, finish that job, get that idea working or start and expand that business! WHATEVER YOUR NEED MAY BE FOR QUICK CASH.

Straight to business. Do you need a quick, flexible and low interest loan? Or do you need a company you can partner with to get that deal done.
Look no further, visit SME and MORE INVESTMENT LTD. @ Suit D202 global plaza, plot 366 Obafemi Awolowo way Jabi, Abuja


If you are based in Abuja please call our front desk on 09014294982 or 08068468317 or 08094271017. for more enquiries

Dont let the economic situation of the country hold you back from achieving your dreams and deter you from fulfilling your responsibilities.
Take advantage of this opportunity to offset that mortgage, executive that contract, pay off the landlord, pay off those school fees, get that dream car, finish that job, get that idea working or start and expand that business! WHATEVER YOUR NEED MAY BE FOR QUICK CASH.

Straight to business. Do you need a quick, flexible and low interest loan? Or do you need a company you can partner with to get that deal done.
Look no further, visit SME and MORE INVESTMENT LTD. @ Suit D202 global plaza, plot 366 Obafemi Awolowo way Jabi, Abuja


If you are based in Abuja please call our front desk on 09014294982 or 08068468317 or 08094271017. for more enquiries

We would be expecting you.

Keep the calls rolling in people

900k and we start payment arrangements