₦airaland Forum

Typical of you

adebisicutie:
Anytime I see one of those bigots running their mouths that someone is a slave to Hausas I'll remind you of this picture

tell a slave he is free he will try as much as he can to contest it.

debolly:
Thinking...

gifttracy:
Share...

daimsy:
getting to front page.

getting a woman

gifttracy:
Share...

daimsy:
getting to front page.

getting a woman

debolly:
Yes

from kwarra?

debolly:
Allah

a muslim?

DuchessLily:
Una village??

it seems we are both from thesame village?

DuchessLily:
Hmmmm..... Are they sure its a case of suicide , abi its murder!

na winches from una village join hand do party for him head.

When a man is uselles to his country then of what use is he to himself?

I smell lies and confusion from the op

@op in these games you are a learner. I can see that you just join nairaland about six months ago. Durring the early days of nairaland we have to argue back and forth with people like bigurban mazaje rossiki thedone et al trying to convince them that God is a loving God and not a monster. Using logical conclusions for they will never touch the bible with a long pole. It was a serious fight back then with no clear winner

NgeneUkwenu:
Wait till May 29th! I think Amaechi and Buhari have gone to London "fetch" Buhari

tinubu went to london to confirm if Buhari is seriously sick.
sick Buhari sick in london.

These people with shi.t for brain always supporting the wrong person.

Ebira people how far?

ibisko04:
You are the stupidest of stupidity. What do you mean by your rubbish ranting here.
Good that you know that an illiterate dictator of thirty five years ago is back to be your president again.
You empty educated fellow have nothing to ascribe to your name.
To God be the glory. Nigeria will witness a new beginning.
Very soon you will all buy locally processed fuel. Not the one that is round tripped to come back as imported.

go swallow rock or better still go hang urself

Jesusloveyou:
get lost, just a simple question, tell us,who is subsidizing who? 35 yrs ago, d govt wil get d refine product,balance d trade with crude oil or pay for it, what business of marketer is that to import for us and sabotage our economy, me and buhari don't know what u mean by subsidizing us, is it d marketer(cabal)that is subsidizing us or we subsidizing them. nothing like subsidy,not to talk of removing it. What we know is subsidy scam.

go swallow rock or better still go hang urself

Nigeria thirty five years ago under an illiterate dictator and now which is under a democratic leader is still the same to all the moronic posters above me. Instead of you people to be greatful to uba for breaking the monopoly of his fellow marketers. What do i expect from sildren of hate and anger? Foolirhness and stupidity.
Life is business and business has never been fair to any body. If you dont know how to do business and make a kill for the profit like ifeanyi uba i will suggest you swallow rock or hang ur self.

Ishilove:
Why is it that 90% of the posters on this thread are men?

Men ehn, una no dey use eye see boobs. Una must vibrate. Mscheeeew.

is that how hubby vibrate whenever he sees yours?

7 times 77

modath:
Who made you people like this ? what got damaged inside of you guys.

Someone made a topic to dispel the heavy gloom and inject some humour into an otherwise gloomy situation but trust your ilk to rain on the parade!!!

Buhari is 10 times the man the hero, you saTANists wish your Jona could be!!!

methink it will do you a far and better good if you swallow rock.
I have over 200 topics been started by obiagelli just to insult gej over partiall removal of subsidy.

ITbomb:
You got it all wrong.
Lot of Nigerians are poor but subsidy staying only make the rich cabal richer and the poor masses poorer.

Subsidy must go.

in ur warp logic to make the cabal not getting richer then the poor must suffer?

Obiagelli:
This picture has got me laughing all day

i hope you will not insult Buhari if he choses to remove subsidy so as to get enough money to compensate the thieves and rogues who sponsored his election bid.

If you believe that a lot of nigerian are too rich hence Subsidy must go click like
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If you believe that a lot of nigerian are too poor hence Subsidy must stay click share

diskindaridi:
Suicide is a major sin. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) stated that the one who commits suicide will be punished with something like that with which he killed himself. 

Abu Hurayrah (may Allaah be pleased with him) narrated that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever throws himself down from a mountain and kills himself will be in the Fire of Hell, throwing himself down therein for ever and ever. Whoever takes poison and kills himself, his poison will be in his hand and he will be sipping it in the Fire of Hell for ever and ever. Whoever kills himself with a piece of iron, that piece of iron will be in his hand and he will be stabbing himself in the stomach with it in the Fire of Hell, for ever and ever.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 5442; Muslim, 109. 

It was narrated from Thaabit ibn al-Dahhaak (may Allaah be pleased with him) that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever kills himself with something in this world will be punished with it on the Day of Resurrection.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 5700; Muslim, 110. 

It was narrated that Jundub ibn ‘Abd-Allaah (may Allaah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Among those who came before you there was a man who was wounded and he panicked, so he took a knife and cut his hand with it, and the blood did not stop flowing until he died. Allaah said: ‘My slave hastened to bring about his demise; I have forbidden Paradise to him.” Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 3276; Muslim, 113. 

The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) refrained from offering the funeral prayer for one who had committed suicide, as a punishment to him and so as to deter others from doing what he had done. But he gave the people permission to offer the funeral prayer for him, so it is Sunnah for the people of knowledge and virtue not to offer the funeral prayer for one who has committed suicide, following the example of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). 

It was narrated that Jaabir ibn Samurah (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: A man who had killed himself with a broad arrow-head was brought to the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) and he did not offer the funeral prayer for him. Narrated by Muslim, 978.

why then are majority of muslims senior scholars/preacher preacheas the opposite of what you are putting forward. Are you more knowlegdeable than them when they have spent their entire life studying the koran?

ladyteska:
The way people hustle for food at weddings is alarming,,even though they have that same food at home...why the struggle?

even the rich are guilty of these. Methink the poverty in certain regeon has gone out of proportion.
Are you sure that those adjectives in ur signature realy qualifies you?

What about the hadith in favour or against succide bombing?

Like a cat with nine lives may you live long.

Mumu people do what they know best

Cofactor:
This is not about regions nor is it about dependency on allocation from oil revenue, rather, it is about you and I rising up to our obligations and responsibilities in a collective effort to make this country of ours great and hold our public office holders responsible for their adequacy and inadequacy

if you want to see reduction in corruption to the bearest minimum in nigeria encourage every states to stop looking up to oil then come and thank me later

ariyibioladokun:
She flarred up when I told her to read the suicidal posts, she just wants to punish herself, she said she will cut herself in bits, that if she's born to feel pain, let her feel the greatest one . Honestly, I never imagind someone so close to me will think of suicide

show her thru google about artificial insemination hospital in lagos in order to encourage her i will suggest you go with her to the hospital.
http://www.google.com/xhtml?q=Hospital%20for%20artificial%20insemination%20in%20lagos%20nigeria&client=ms-opera_mb_no&channel=bh

She should try artificial insemination or she should go to the herbalist (not juju priest) there are certain herbal concotion that will help her concieve and it is mostly different types of roots soaked in water or gin ogogoro. Please it is not juju and i repeat not juju.