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Times are hard

When I cook sauce,tinned can of am I dey use cook my stew.1 cup of red oil with one Maggi and quarter salt is enuf for me.i don't take all those wines anylonger when I noticed niggis getting sick and dying slowly.......even beer in a month maybe just once or twice..I prefer to eat my own cake after it's prepared.....
Stop living fake life
Club with lounge owners don't gif a fuc k bout u.
All dey sell are super fake. Fake drinks with an over priced tag.fake fake fake
Imaging u drinking 10ml of bleach daily for the last 6 months

Not brown .

Wotowotoman:
If your urine is brown, na quarter to grave you dey

Urie normally foams before it settles. Urine shud be goldish or brown. If its white.na infection. E get one day i rush coke e go enter wrong place.i fet luck that day i piss am.na the same coke i drink na him i piss.i fear that day. Normal urine suppose foam due to force coming from your prick. If e no foam .na problem be that. Also if u chop.smoke or drink?your urine go stink cos diff toxins din mix. No fear ..naija na dead place

Leepeak:
Nawa ooooo rip the dead
Oh I dey vex this night
See guys abeg make ona treat ona self
I go do hapatitis test B and C ND it came out negative
I dey go do HIV test and scan for kidney because the way I dey feel omo not funny ooo
I stop taking monkey tail, for two weeks now I never take am
My eyes are red like blood dey inside if I sleep
Like and if I pee na form but white urine
Omo nawa ooo Alex it's well

In a year I eat out not more than 5 times
Infact I wish I could produce things Luke soft drinks
Like coke
Pepsi
Malt
Etc cos na diff tastes I dey get daily
Malt tastes like hair cream
Coke feels expired and too soft on the lungs
Like gas has escaped or its Fake dye disguised as coke .
Infact.na zobo leaves I go close eye go buy

Too much fake wines and shit tt.
I to say he dey drink beer
But big man package winter let him see front
Fake wines
Fake azul
Fake belaire
Fake imperial blue
Red
Black label
Just name it
Fake Fake fake

All my games spoil yesterday.out of sure 18 goal goal. Na only 7 teams do goal goal.

They sent him to earn a degree. He forgot himself.gpt carried away. Did not face his studies. Was living g larger than his destiny? Joined cult and started doing yahoo and ripping ppl. In the end he gat shat.
At least with the 5 years I did in uniben.main gate was the most secure place. This eas as far back as 2008 til oshiomole destroyed bdpa and the bridge. The most dangerous place then eas ekosodin uniben bac gate with anatomy gate.maingate was less violent . No tears for the deceased. He lived a fast life forgetting reality awaits u after u graj

Fuel
Bad roads
Fake fuel
Fake fluids like atf?power steering oils?engine oil
Naija scrap used auto parts disguised as direct toks
Expired tyres of 9 years ago disguised ad direct toks

Car vandals
Reckless drivers
Fake sickens
Over charged workmanship for a simple DIY I user had patience

Road safety problem
Customs
Npf
Touts
Beggars who are also vandals esp in lagos
Substandard and of cos dead batteries disguised as new


The list is endless.
Best na to get helicopter.

Over 1.5
Dem cut my game jor

Dey cut my game.. goal goal no show
Fuc k.wen I checked time 80minutes no goal.i donbdey cry and my mind told me to play over 1 but I said lai laid. Na Bayern na. Goal goal na must.
Imagine.a whole away
Fuc k

Well h was shat st where chances of survival is like 98%.. but my prayer is wrong treatment?lazy diagnosis,wrong judgment and of cos wrong amputation. Naija hospital and doctor.infact jus dey pray say na only scar and not amputation

If I'm ven scared of fuel costs. Trust me.
I dey go buy toyota hybrid with Honda Accord Europe wey resemble spaceship for inside? After that I no mind mu toyota hybrid.i kne say mpg go near 40. Buy 4plugs n rest. V6 na when fuel be 170 no be now.

Life in jail translates to awaiting trial

Amalekki:
Nope. This guy seems to know hks onions. Autopsy and good legal representation and he will be fine if clean. It is the police that complicate such cases for extortion and out of sheer wickedness. They have to prove he did it.

I locked someone up som days Go and lready he is in jail awaiting trial. Don't try the npf. He go await trial for 3 years first.

Don't try it. The engine was not made to run dry . It was made to run on petrol and not cng. Remember this is nigeria
Okada cn ram u from rear
Drunk yao boy can also crash u from rear
Cows
Npf
Bullion vans
Mad drivers
And when that happens
It's explosion .don't get kpai by cng
Get an electric car
Or reduce your speed
Las las u go bow to petrol cos na petrol get power
Cng stations are very few and the next refil station might be another 15 miles from your place. Using cng is not worth it. It's like using a rechargeable bike.once e off? E don be. Abi u go fit buy gas for keg. Ogbeni. Also your car would develop mad faults within a month

Life in jail

Not drugs
If it were drugs.
He'd have been naked
And all.
Itsa diabolical shittt
Hez been tormented by the spirits
He did jazz for yahu and all that get money real quick ritual.
Rot in hell

Ita called a headlight lens cover.
Check temu or aliexpress to see yourself the stress

It's not about healthy shit
The life is too expensive bro.
I dont mean normal naija life of spending on expenses that are of value
It's the heavy and expensive fake life sustainance and maintainace fees I'd ehat had made him loose weight. He is having more and more cash or transfer withdrawals and less to no deposit. Instant sapa
U had 10m as a last cash. U dey use 200k everyday dey sustain fake life.. within a month or two. U go dry

I've lost count
Lost interest
Stopped buying fuel for close to a month
No longer worried about the prices
Fuc k .

Sha no fire am. Remove its not from the manufacturer. U go breaks connecting rods wirh pistons.

The officers jv been handcuffed?legs tied beaten up n r heading to abj tmrw. Pls don't only dismiss him.he mystery be jailed with hard labour

Cracker biscuits. Th green one with yellow one. After consuming them.u must drink water.
E dey dry throat like Scottish

Share update

Elzazzi:
Lol. Na you no get update. Boys still Dey cash out.

Abegi. Thisns 2026.content is no longer paying

Thief.uve added your own profit. The owmwe said 5m.stupid thief

Scam. He will ask u to pay waybill
Ole. Old casted scam on FB.
Ole

Kip kwayet.hungry scammer .thief

Blackpowers101:
Cases like this you don't pity such people, i can help you get that thief back with your money, this is easy as. Call me on this number 09034568201, let me make her see the horror she has never seen before.

Will u shatap. No vex single barell hunter gun na shotgun. If dem give u hunter gun legally,u go fit beat your chest say u get gun.

Jakumo:
This man comes across as a law-abiding citizen who armed himself with an illegal pistol NOT to commit crimes, but to protect himself from criminals who carry firearms and can only be deterred by an armed citizen who is willing to stand his ground and reject the role of a submissive victim.

The cardinal mistake made by the man caught with a pistol, was his decision to arm himself with an illegal handgun, rather than going through the proper channels to obtain a licensed shotgun or rifle. Outside of serving and retired military or police officers, NO Nigerian is allowed to own a concealable gun, be that a pistol or a shortened shotgun. For home defense, a standard shotgun is far more effective than a pistol, in trained hands.

Hopefully the judge slated to try this case will temper justice with mercy.