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Which toks. Shey dem dey drove toks car everyday. Ogbeni it has become a used and registered car.naso toks seat dey be.

E go make sense na. If money no dey,she go sell give u,if she no sell,die for her front .

He shu not save for thw rainy days and invest
Car aey dem go later buy at sapa price of 15k dollars
Ho and ask rick ross
Tyson
May weather
That basketball wey be kendrick lamar
Just to mention a few. They are all broke today.
Black man can never get sense
U can never see dangote or even bill gates doing such.

Venza

Ozwor
Once u have clocked that age,u realise say u don fail. Na to join these 3 to 4

Pyramid Schemes like mmm,zek,just name it with fake 100% ROI
Pastor
Fake herbalist
Loan shark

For a locally produced product,to tell u nigeria under tinubu remains daft and dangote is a big thief.olay.
Petrol that should be selling g 400 a liter or 350
Has jumped to 1000.and sadly nepa no gree gove me light,my geepee tank is totally empty,toilet dey worry me since morning, I go enter konga go fetch

Ohpohnu....when they tell una to study gal 8months b4 u skin dive,una go dey claim woke. Na wetin dem send u go school do be that na,ozwo. Wich bro go dey show u him prick ,ogbeni u r infected and it's for life. Carrier

Go to rewire. Speed sensor or vacuum leak from hose,throttle body,pcv hose,airbox hose

Go and return the battery,b4 it catch fire
Fi be say na bomb battery u go buy put
No make the horn go off car in motion and traffic dey front and u dey on speed 60kph.u go bash person moto. Go return the battery,nothing consign alarm with battery,so far u lock and unlock with remote,lock and unlock with key,or put key into ignition and roll engine,alarm suppose do normal. Na fake battery u buy

Nigeria is dead,someone that should have been jailed for decades. Well God is not asleep karma dey wait for am.

That's why I cook my meals.
This is human meat
Looks more like a male testes
Why is the hair so visible and not burnt
It's human meat.
Eat it,throw up an d kpai

Leaking pipe,leading to loss of gas;blocked expansion valve due to dirt blocking the small tiny hole,damaged thermostat,would freeze on the ac pipes and it will start showing ice...or the compressor don sapa. Tho manual Compressor takes time before e spoil,unless na th follow come auto which usually sapa after 8months of purchase as toks car,cos God sef know say naija na spoil

Naija is a stupid country and nothing works. Shey na tru credit we take buy the meter. Refund back the money to customers accounts a customer has a biodata,email and phone number. They can be reqch through those means and money refunded to the account immediately. Such a cursed country. Till jesus comes,nigeria remains cursed and tinubu will die a shameful death

Power bikes
Ladies bikes
Okada
Keke
Scooter
Electric bike
Hover board
Are only safe within your hood
Not to be driven at top speed on naija roads
Especially power bikes ,but those bikes usually hypnotise the owner cuz of the exhaust sound. Stop riding bikes above 100kph.
Ud break your leg,hand,teeth,or kpai at once.
Naija roads are death traps.
Nigerians font drove in a straight line
The roads are always busy with mad drivers,trucks and other things on the road
Road obstruction
Npf mad driving
Bullion van mad driving
Pot holes
Dangote trucks
Yahoo drunk driver
Just name it. Why would I now want to be plying naija roads with express on bike that the speedometer dey almost 500. Na die be that na.

Even if dem giv Jason Statham
Vin diesel
With late Paul walker power bikes to ride for naija
Dem go reject am.
Cos naija driving and road no normal

Most of these majors are scare crows,untrained,unqualified and all they do is to wear their stupid coat and stay under AC. Na quota system cause all these nonsense, inclusive of the coward 24/7 demented soldiers who can't even face boko but take pleasure in molesting and harassing innocent civilians....hahahahaha
Rot in hell
Hahahahahahahq

I've don it countless times cos the money in my own world would finish in 3 days. 7k goes to fuel,the rest small foodstuffs,data,ciga and captain jack. But if e pass 1 mila,just forget am,cos that one no be error,na blessing. I go sharply fund my sporty quick

Okere market square. Thats my town

dollytino4real:
Him go still dey Okere High College aka only Warri people go understand where him dey

1st one with kpo kpo garri with groundnut and chilled beer

Na lexus es350,is250,venza,glk,c300 all ild models go end m

The 25k own original price is 17k. Ogbeni jus drive the car like that

Petrol station attendant

Na when my acct dey read 5k last,I dey get insomnia, anxiety.. left alone I see 700k cashout,I dey close by 10pm,sleep till 6am

Give m 5k and zoom off. Na naija we dey. Besides last time police saw me eas 3 years ago,i leave home as early as 6am. Road free die and go back by 9pm. How we wan take meet.

onlinediva:
What happens in a scenario a police officer checks the engine number and sees it to be different from the one on your car's document?

Story. So far the car is in your name with the plates

Bro dont get fooled. There is no original ws,what obis normally do is to pour either dextron 2 or 3 inside ws container new container,ud thinknj bought original but na fake oil u buy,na why e dey delay. It will get worse off. U dont need to go to meko again. Go under the radiator,locate the gear cooler hose going into the radiator and back,disconnect the pin and look for a 4 liter empty keg,direct the hose to the keg,start the car,leave the gear on park,come out of the car,as soon as the gear oil has drained to like 2 litres. Stop engine,allow the oil to coo down,couple back the cooler hose. Leave the car parked for days and go and buy 2 litres can toyota gear oil dont buy the plastic one or the 4 litres,buy the can 1 liter. Then top up. After that check ,dont over fill and underfill,let it reach the hot mark kn the dipsstick. If not ,if u allow any meko touch am again,kiss the gear goodbye

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