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B saying thank u. So u want to take 2.5m to go and buy naija used car .u don't have sense.
Something ahud tell u a 2.5m car has many faults. Thw camry value is around 4m. It's still clean . If u like go and buy the 2.5m own

The only smell I perceive from my body are as follows
My butt middle line
Filled of dirt,cream dirt and sweat.
My testes filled of dirt and sweat
My armpits filled of dirt and cream dirt
My face filled of dirt and sweat
My mouth sometimes feels slimy esp if I drink beer overnight
My thighs joints filed of dirt sweat cos of friction
My ears and nose filled of dirt
But if I baff e remains clean
My boxers only show my butt line

Nd I've stopped using washing machine to wash my boxers. The werey has torn almost 3 of my expensive boxers. The tin pain me
I no like use hand cos e go slack am but the werey samsung turned my boxers to crazy boxers.turned my Jean to crazy jeans despite being it plastic washer.i now noticed that it eas because I usually mixed my boxers with trousers that have zip and na the zip dey make the boxers hook with am.if u seehow e dey wash am tear am.u sef go fear. Tommy hilfiger boxers wey I buy for 25k six don 4 of dem don get hole under 2months of washing machine.i don taya

U go buy acura nd u dey drove below 2k rpm.be like say u want spoil the engine with carbon build up. No worry.i give u 6 months .e go smoke taya. Acura mdx wey be say na 6plugs plus him heavy weight na him u dey drive below 2000 rpm.who sent u to buy car wey big pass u.the more u speed.the less fuel consumed.the less u speed on low gear..climbing hill.pot holes. The higher the mpg.no worry

If u wan to buy any hybrid car and remain rich. Pla buy hybrid car from 2017/2018 models.cos hybrid of 2003 till 2013 sef the battery don dey on its last leg and in naija ifj buy am direct toks.i give u just 1 year.no be curse.just a year and your shakara go end.to buy replacement battery.just make sure say your 3m dey available.and to repair na waste of time.
Ogbeni go buy normal petrol car

She must have had an earpiece on or a wireless Bluetooth earpiece cos that's all dey know.put in their ear.high the volume to the loudest.ibused to do that in 200 level days but I always faced incoming traffic so as to see who dey front and always watched my back. Good old days at anatomy back gate slabbing to basement to board bus going to faculty. Good old days

2 . Wetin. I mean una always dey dream sha.
No be say the owner paint am make e neat
Buy better tyres.
See that dead cell battery
See engine bay
See interior.
Look no make I vex
It's value as it is now iz 800k.
Nos 1 .na honda
Nos 2 na after scrap condition
Nothing is neat abt thi car
Not the interior
Exterior
Boot
Just name it
Scrap

It's a fwd. Its quicker for a drag race of 2mims.. but for long sprint.na inside bush u go enter.e no even get balance and go loose traction of u do pass 100.remember no be sports car
No be back axle
Na shitty fwd good at instant cheating drag race of 2minutes.go use am race lexus gs 450 or even 350 or even gs300 if the 406 no go do overheating

Money miss road

Ho can a shock absorber affect lights. R u guys 3ducated at all. Do the absorbers ith the lights ?are they mounted at the same place. Ogbeni open the engine bay?loose the tyres.check the sensors one after the other if they are loose or cut or disconnected. Do t be ashamed to check it yourself. Its your car.u own it.not it owning u. Check dem out b4 going to meko and rewire so dem no go scam u

ChrisKris:
Good afternoon everyone. I recently bought a Nigerian used 08 Honda accord for a good price but there are some issues that I am now noticing in the car.

First, some of the yellow lights on the dashboard won’t go off, like the VSA, TPMS, check engine light, ABS light and the triangle light. Initially the brake light was showing but after a diagnosis, I had to change the break sensor, but once I changed it, I stopped seeing the brake light, but these other lights now came out of nowhere. They were not showing before. Also, my shock absorber needs to be replaced, but would it affect the other lights?

Please I will be grateful for your assistance so that I can resolve this issue without spending unnecessarily, or being cheated by my mechanic. God bless you

I survived a ghastly accident wit just a scratch on my forehead due to drunk driving 4 years ago. My previous car was totalled. It took me 8months to recover from pstd.after that j vex drove from lag to benin. I fit drive anywhere. I've driven against traffic at high speed pursuit.done drag race.just name it .I've been hit at speed of 90kph okada one way driving. I collapsed for 5mins cos the shock and pain was too much for my right leg.right there at festac b4 kilanjaro. I looked left and right b4 crossing.after crossing while on phone .I heard a loud bang on my right leg.i felt I had reached heaven

It's a Nigerian used car. Not toks
Olay

Ppl wey geh money.no dey nairaland. Student read yir books. Na only broke poor ppl like u deu make noise...

SpencerForbes:
And you carry 3 lekki girls of 100k?
And you’ll spend it like 3 times and still have money to send to your people?
The problem is not the money remaining but how much?

I won’t want to argue further. Just stay in your Jos. I have a cousin that started a business with 1.5 million in my villa but over here, 700k will go for only rent. Even I, if not for business and connections, if I travel to my state, I fit collect honorable 😂 So stay in your villa and thank God you’re there. If you spend that 1.5 million with 3 girls. I bet he won’t be able to pay his house rent. There are also local places in lekki but you see those high brows, call anyone you have over there and ask how they are managing life in island.

lol ozwor. Wetin be todaya date. See this borm wretched liability son.

diabeticdeals:
SELL THE USELESS CAR. IT'S NOT THE BATTERY THATS THE ISSUE RATHER, THAT SCRAP YOU CALL A CAR. YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH A SHARP TOKS THAN THAT LEMON YOU'RE PUSHING AROUND.


N.B - A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE.

U no geh sense. Shey na nairalanders dey drive the car
So u dey eait on their iopinion.when u go buy the car
Shey u do gove away abi u carry nairalanders along.ozwor

Profesoh:
Guys, please I need your advice. The transmission of my Rx350 2013 is slipping. I took it for a scan and it threw up fault code P0715 (input Turbine/speed control sensor A). I've taken it to that gear master and he's going to open the gearbox tomorrow. We've checked the wire harness for any possible damage and even changed the PCM but it keeps throwing the same fault code. In fact, we changed the brain box of the car just to be sure that nothing is wrong with the ECU. I just did an oil change on the transmission. The gear master seems certain that it's the sensor, hence, he will be opening it tomorrow. Do I really need to be worried? Is it a minor fix? Kindly advice.

He shud have staked just 7 sure odds.
Hez. Fool and must be burnt to ashes

No on will buy accord even for 5m sef.e go hard.na why dem many for market
Honda no get value
Drive am go north
Dem fot buy am 10m

U be dumboe. What year is yours. What is the location.af told u its worth is between 4.5m to 5m
Keep driving it
Buyer dey cone from abuja
Or kano
No worry

Intellect247:
The attached screenshots are from the Facebook marketplace you mentioned.

God bless you

Abeg wetin u send me.i no see am

It over priced thif. Go to fb marketplace.its under 5m. 4.5m
Its a honda
A nigerian used
And a very old car
Olay

Intellect247:
The insult was not necessary. However, I forgive your ignorance.

No scams pls
Do you have up to 3 ton.
If u do. I will buy for 3k.
I need it to register an app.
3k for 3 TON.
Today's deal


Dm if interested

if not fr my solar..I for don cause. I never see light in two weeks.i no gree buy carburettor for my sumec gen and I dey fetch water from well. I'm not bothered

Over priced?when toks is 9m
U be thif
U go drive am taya

A tokunbo car with. Nigerian used car are nevr the same
Expired tyres
Old interior
Mechanic stain
Naija dirt
Naija oil
Naija fake parts
Naija fake gear oil
Naija fake fuel
Ogbeni don't be a thif
It's value is 6m cash.
Olay

That year of mnet 1.mnet 2
Chuck my guy. We dey bet chuck with jetli even with van damne
Dstv now na nonsense.

I've been using commercial solar for almost 5 years?initially when I got it?I was a novice.the inverter watts was lower than the battery so ba3 kept dying till I stepped up to 5kva. My ibly regret was I didn't connect water pump. Aside that?I dey sleep and wake up with light to the point of charging my phone to 100percent sef na stress cos I know sa I go see light when I wake.ac from 8am till 5pm daily. My installer was my cousin and a late 50tys man. Till tmrw I still dey praise am.my ba3 na from China. Gel battery

I later got a malaysia battery

WiseBizInvestor:
Invaluable lessons learnt from your practical experience... Thanks for sharing.