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He should rot in hell,they told him to wear life jacket,he said its dirty and would stain his designer cloth,still he was taking loud and beer at the same time.

I started getting grey hair about 3 years ago,when hustle became harder,I come realise say premature grey hair na stress. And naija own stress get many episodes. But I believed he died his hair in jail ic not tell me why mustache go be all black. He dey form say he don old when he never even do 5years,so that judge go pity am. Ole

Guys,it's a miracle guys.
Guys,I felt the client that newly paid me ,is after my life Guys.
How do I know this Guys, Guys it's 4real Guys
Juju is real Guys.
An ox fan I purchased 2years ago Guys, for a whooping 30k guys...its all gone Guys.
I woke up ,only to find my room Guys,
Stuffed of fan motor burnt smell,(engine) .
I wasn't satisfied Guys,Guys I need to thank God Guys.
Why Guys,Guys cos Gor knew why he sent me to get that plastic fake ass made in China, fake ox fan Guys.
What would have been my faith Guys,if it happened to be the metal big 18 inches blade Guys.
That would have been beheading Guys.
Me that was way far asleep Guys.
To the client that newly paid me Guys,
U can never get me Guys.
I will never buy standing fan again Guys.
Enuf is enuf with fake ass standing fans.
Wasted almost 100k on just some fake ass
Made in China fans Guys.
Like fuc k all the standing fans,most painful part is ,na omo igbo shop I buy am.
From no where,it got disarmed by an evil spirit
And spoilt itself. Pls what fan is best. I can't go back to ceiling fans,why Guys.. cos it might get dropped on me....are those OX wall fans ,I mean can they last forever.im fed up Guys.
I am Bleep in fed up. My fans keep blowing like fake engine relay Guys. Help me guys

Not even a volvo or a 1990 camry or even a 504 wagon. I don fuc k up

I have been assaulted by a soldier more than 6 times,but the 5th time,I wasn't lucky,I was drunk and driving moderately, sadly the okada in front of me was a rogue soldier.he pursued me to a stop,and gave me 4 hot slapsthe 5th one coming was what cleared my eyes.las las I got bruised on the arm cos a fight ensued with a dagger.men alcohol really give me mind sha. After every,I purchased a thick baseball bat and a golf stick. I fully ready. Side and rear mirros I never really paid attention to,is now a priority. In naija,thieves,soldiers,police don't like flashy car

The best is pedal lock,and that pedal lock I'd almost 3 to 4kg heavy,full steel.thick and effective. But at a point ,u would get tired....the day u forget to use it,is the day they would disarm your car.
It's like t size.only for pedal,it's like that globe black padlock body,luke times ten of that globe padlock body. No how,the thief would swear 4u and cry,cos it can't be sawed off or disarmed.las las he go damage your door panels,dashboard,seats mirros , if na corrolla,brainbox dey pigeon hole,he go disarm am. To lost car for naija,na only god fit make u normal after the loss.

Lexus and some toyotas I know,they have a vallet key,inside that key,there is like a sensor/bulb...no matter the extra key or master key. If the sensor no align with ignition. The thief go kill your battery,cos engine go roll,and not start,small time, alarm would go off.

Those kind of thieves operate late at night,from 1am.all those kind parole wey u go visit yur guy for trenches,no where to park than outside compound.if the thief too pity u,e fit steal your 4 tyres complete with rims.

MrJames007:
Hmm dat one wicked pass stealing d car whole na.

Dat kind of thief would need to be shot at the back of his head if caught.

Na wetin sup be that...dem don do am many times. No be today...

MrJames007:
See wetin dey your mind.

Well at 23,I was already close to finals,at the end,I said Bleep ebele,and today tinubu is fuking the whole city up. My eyes just cleared this morning, my acct balance is now 103k,from 245k I managed to hustle last week. I am not happy.

Dey play,and u think naija thief will just say,ah pedal don dey locked,steering dey locked. Dey play,he go open bonet,disarm the battery,brainbox,cut all the wires completely for engine.tear your leather seats,break sode mirros,door panels etc. With just plier and screw driver. Dey play. My prayer everyday na make thief no get my time.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Me na to just get iron tie the pedals, make I see as thief go take steal am

It ran down ,meaning it's weak. We'll no need for inspection.id buy it 10k

Did u say igando...

That's trenches.
Neighbours....trenches
Relationship....trenches
Got stabbed in ...trenches
And did what.
Died wretched in trenches.
Trenches is bad
Rot in hell

So u can't take decision for yourself.better get a toks engine and rest or ...repair your dead engine and mechanic go save your nos as my blood. Ode.....oponu,didirin

He should rot in hell

Do t stress yourself bro,it's gone. They would have fired it to asaba already,from thr e go enter enugu,dem go respray am to white or red ,from there,dem go resell am. Man I know how I looked like a fool,the day someone disarmed my iPhone 11,luke I almost ran mad. So I can imagine how ud feel for a car.a car u just parked ,someone has a duplicate of your key. U see where tracker dey necessary. Pls don't bother going to the thieves called npf. U go begin pay them like client. Just lock up and leave rest to god

Bro ,I won't lie to you,in the long run,pub transport is way expensive. Like me,if I'm not going far,I'd end up spending abt 7k a day cos I us3d pub transport. Bike 5h here,cab 1k there food,etc. But if I carry car,I won't burn more than 2500 on fuel and trust me I won't speed, or waste money on frivolities. Buy another engine or sell it as scrap

Normally I spend abt 5k a month on the 200 for 1gb sub,but since abt a week ago mtn wipped it and placed 500 for 1gb,I'm now doing 2gb every 2 days,in a month I'd be spending close to 20k. I can't afford it again. Mtn sucks

Lies and deceit. Who are you fooling. Do you think its easy to move around without complete papers,or expired papers,let alone stolen vehicle,at fct. Police better return back the cars to the innocent owners. Police family and lineage can never progress. They know the truth

Do give away

For the washer fluid to be below middle,shows the owner has driven the car for more than 4 to 5 years. The owner tried. But when the owner bought it,toks was like 7m. Ole

See that 12 guage pump

Burns oil,shorts oil.the higher the acceleration, the more oil burns. So u burning both fuel and oil...

abbasajao:
What is a smoking engine?

Black smoke,after changing all,the smoke still remains black. Its not catalyst blocked or brainbox. Your exhaust from underneath is punctured and leaking ,hence problem persists. Check the whole exhaust,tell the mechanic to do smoke test on the exhaust.

Listen to this song. Tho it was stolen from aliyah song that year.
It's called counting...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfw8ESsx1tY

Pop a rubber band start countin'
Buy everything on the counter
Everything I got on designer
Diamonds on me look like a fountain... yeah.

Lay a trap and catch them all. The best trap,of cos even a blind man knows. Just put couple of ripe plantains,banana into a big trap. Catch them all and sell

And still no withdrawals. Dey play
Una go cry again.i pray make them pay. Money wey don sapa.go meet who give obi cubana 100m as gift. Na una money be that

If yur engine is 4plugs,avoid manual

How many g guys are doing g with clear eyes.
Dem must baff soap,drink blood,do shrine for house,do juju. In the end,na corolla dia juju fot bring.