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See dia jail dressing..
E be like all those low class yahoo boys meet and greet dressing,like dem useless Walter Ben...

Nigeria is dead for life.
Jail no be good thing,see as jail be like lounge

What does obi cubanna do for a living. I watched some of his videos and he kept repeating these words.....work hard ,work hard,work hard.
What did he mean actually, cos if na by work hard,4get aboki go get money pass everyone.
Abi na work hard to counterfeit

If u think its a joke, use handkerchief to wipe your face b4 u bath,and after scrubbing your face..still use your handkerchief.. it would still be brown. Point is,africa is dusty and dirty.we are surrounded by dust lingering in the atmosphere, the air we breathe..u cant be clean 100%

U can but your chances are slim. They might as well turn blind eye before u meet them,but qould suddenly become ovwr agile and active ,and flag u down. Dont 4get,in naija ...everything is possible...

lumidee:
Can someone with a registered Honda Accord 2003 travel from Lagos to Benin without customs papers? Heard it's likely I won't be stopped because it's an old model car. Please can someone enlighten me on this.

500m kor.dey play
Las las dem go snipe am.
500m.if he see 500m.ahey he no go drop the useless oba title,begin aim for senator

No worry,jus dey play.

Say baba

DonAbba:
we abokis do not roast people alive becos of stealing we r not that barbaric.

If na West,he for don escape. But u see aboki. Aboki no dey sleep oh.dem go chase u taya for nite . Who dey do security work,gateman work. Na aboki na. Abi na Yoruba go dey do am for north

Old cars from 2001 till 2010 engines are always stronger and mind u this na 6plugs oldnmodel benz.guy rush am.but before then do investigation. Oyinbo no jus dey sell car likethat,e don get issue and thw oyinbo owner don taya. Benz na endless moneypit esp whwn it starts riding in naija soil. Ditch it and get a lexus or toyota. If u later wan sell am,dem go dey price am 1m,no be sports car and na old benz..

data123:
Hello House

I currently used Peugeot 307 but considering Switching to Mercedes Benz. So I have this Neighbor that imported a Mercedes C230 2002/2004 model not sure of the year actually but it's a 6-cylinder engine.

Now my question is what will the fuel consumption ratio looks like looking at wia I was coming from.
This was the picture of the engine when I went for inspection.

Pls your advice will be greatly appreciated.
Counting on you dearly pls!!

Reset ecu..disconnect battery for a day

mmo1:
Hello house,
key not detected kept showing on the dashboard, and the key will not ignite, initially i thought we only needed to replace the battery in the fob, in-which we did,but still the same result.
your advise are welcome,
thank you

Did u buy it toks or nigerian used.

mmo1:
Hello house,
key not detected kept showing on the dashboard, and the key will not ignite, initially i thought we only needed to replace the battery in the fob, in-which we did,but still the same result.
your advise are welcome,
thank you

Stfu stupid hater
Like i said,u r empty without nairaland,u would join gazzuz.idiot. stupid hell bound adult hater with the brain of a teenager.u will still die by accident.its very sure

kingreign:
Like I said earlier, SHUT UP!
GAZZUZZ may be no more, he lived a short but very positive life, he impacted positively in the lives of people who came around him and still does even while he's gone. It's not about living long and dying in an old age, yet, nobody can count or state the positive thing you have done while on Earth. Because he is no more, you lilly livered dingbat now has the temerity to come out and speak rubbish of him and try to tarnish his reputation. It's clear to see that you're a bitter, sore loser Ikenna, change your ways.

Make Peter the obi no worry.
30 year old
With 40years old na the same thing.he feel say he dey agile,he dey young
He go soon slump.make he no rest.be like say 2nd term for obi world na this year.
Tinubu never teach am lesson

Don't forget,if I would fear any govt agency abroad,it would be FBI. Don't worry FBI dey pule up evidence. When dem tru,e go loose weight like hush,no worry. Ole

Did ubsay new Delhi
Chai.
India stubborn client paid me 950 dollars last month on the 4th,after almost 2 weeks of back and forth editing and formats.
U must be a NDD

Neighbourhood
Drug
Dealer

Hyena,tiger,wolf,dog cat.....if u feed them daily from small till adulthood. They will see u as dia parent. Whenever u see dia teeth and cheeks open,they are happy and smiling to u.
Esp cat and wolf.
U bleeped up. God is not wirh u

Ole...sha make sure u pay. Ack the loan gove palmpay
Ole

It's not first body n paint. Been resprayed so many times. Accident faulty scrap

Id buy it for 4m. Try to buy 8litres of fuel and 2litres of thinner. Watch the car comenbqck to life. Your engine is filled of carbon. Nigerian used cars are trash.abt 90%. U wont be able to afford another car after selling it.fix and enjoy.na honda o andhonda no get value

chukzyfcbb:
I don put the car up with all 4 brand new tyres less than 6 months for sale at 9m
Make I no die before my time

4years ago,I used to leave everything to mechanic,rewire,etc,not till I got red card from my client and no more funds. I was now fully equipped with info,obd scanner and of cos sense. I lqst went to mechanic last year September and na bushings.if its plugs,coils,oil,etc...I can do it myself

There is nothing 4.7m about this car.
Can u be proud to say u bought it for even 3m.
Do u know what 4.7m will get u
Ml 350,ml 550,acura mdx,BMW x5,etc. Ole

Auto Manual ie back again,
Auto Manual wants to finally condem his eod
Completely.
5w30 for 26k
What's dollar exchange rate be like say dollar don be 750.

Dem even spray the horn,radiator.stop selling scrap

Dey play

Stfu ,u diseased impostor.
Your boos dick indeed.shameless diseased bastad.
Your are a male and u are infected for life
Hiv zombie
Idiot

Stfu u midget
Uglyn3ss at its peak and a failed nollywoof asaba actor who assumed his late father's throne since its a family business. Idiot

U are poor

Balistic4:
Lol the guy you are quoting is a very low life. Trust me, even if you see him, you will be ashamed of yourself for wasting your energy. If Nairaland has a block button, he will be a waste of blocking. Bro, you really raised him to a king by creating this thread.

He would soon be apprehended, idiot

REIIGN:
Dunce, he's already in Yankee. Go and arrest him. Some of you think from your anus

After a year,na yahoo go end am.
Make dem no worry

E get one funny movie wey dstv epic show
It's called
First class graduate.
I laff when dem tell am to pay for the position.
The guy weak. He think say first class na automatic job

After a year,na yahoo go end am.
Make dem no worry

Meaning,anytime he flies to yankee.
He would be arrested and charged to court