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Ugliest:
Thanks to you all for the advice,, i approach her today and she seems to be friendly, i told her that i find her interesting and would like to know her better, then she told me we are already Friends,... i dont want to be engulfed in friendship, all i want is a serious relationship with her.

she is already your Friend...
Now this where the Real Attraction Shii works
Play your Card well ...and please Get to know her First
All DAT Glitters no be Diamond...
*we know wan Hear she Broke my Heart* ...

summerflame:
I am a man of principles, the deed has been done. Back and better with zero worries and no regrets . CERTIFIED BACHELOR

Now that you are Single
NL ladies will do anyfin to ve you

No 2 sound like me tho

jomile:
no it was not
I had fun today
How about ur day

mine was Boring... Fun?? Gist me

Smh the Op don't know the Meaning of ORENTE

jomile:
Smh

smdeek Hope ur Monday isn't DAT stressful

jomile:
y will i get a d*ldo wen I can go for d real thing

Am besides am just using d cucumber to give an example

lie ...abeeggi clean your mouth
U gurls love the cucumber diss days than the Real thing

jomile:
it has to do with cucumber

ooh u girls never learn..
Why not get a dil.do ..bEtter still Go for the Real-Deal
Nothing as being REAL

jomile:
Naaah i don't want to spoil u

U spoil me ?
Lmfao I laff in alien Lang.
Wetin we never hear/see
Tell me joor

Cutehector:
germainediva. I swear I should buy u a drink

hmmn.. Which drink you buy am?

Perodey:
You met a girl you like about two months ago and exchanged contacts. Ever since, you have been doing the calling and messaging. You asked to meet her and she said you have to come down, to which you had no qualms. You finally met and had a fruitful chat. You called her the next day and the day after to say hello. You didnt call the 3rd day and she neither did. The fourth day from the visit you called twice which she missed yet didn't return the call. By the fifth day too she made no attempt to call you. Would it be wise to still call her?

Op if i call a Girl she Busy my call or ignore..
Yet she no call or flash Back
Ooh-Boy na auto-delete her number dey..

germainediva:
I have said this many times here, don't pay too much attention to any lady especially when you r wooing her,let her be confused about ur feelings, it makes it more interesting......infact after chatting wt a lady u r wooing get her number,promise to cal her d next day but don't cal untill 2wks tell her you v been busy and ask 4 a date...if she forms busy n can't go on d date don't cal her again cos she's not into u except she cals u back...so op delet her number

ok where is diss boys *Cutehector... elcapito*
Come serve heR a plate of Nwkobi ++Baba-apari ...
Diss girl dey spit fire like Sango

jomile:
nickelodeon is a station on gotv or dstv

Y will i use tea to warm myself wen dere r other better means to do so

ooh..my Bad
Coughs!! .. Other better Means?..hmmn
*Whisper it to me*

olajorn:
seriki get mad rhyme...but i still think Reminisce is the best yoruba rapper after Dagrin

Yea Dagrin is just so different..
Reminisce dope
Cdq and Base-One ...na Dem dey Bust my Brain for Now..

List of Overated But Dem wack
Meekmill
French Montana
GucciMane
Waka floka
Khalifa is getting wack diss days
Sina Rambo

jomile:
u r enjoying, nothing much is happening Am just indoors watching nickelodeon And it's raining too

Nickelodeon ..what is the film about? Eeya ..I truss you ..tea go done dey beside u Not raining here ... But the weather is discouraging

MrsPhyno:
Ahhh u listed all these average people like Phenom and Ludacris and u no fit write Phyno? Phyno is good nah
Disses are boring jor. No chorus just insults....

Nas is a king. Perfect rapper. Daddy of life

phenom and luda average Rapper??..
If na joke abeggi stop am..
phyno is good i like him too...
But don't call Phenom average...
If you understand yoruba U will know Seriki..
Is better lyrically Dan other Yoruba rapper...alive
But Head dey different...
Just like Nas is better than Jay-z But Jay has the
Fame-Money sotey he even sign Nas to his Record label

MrsPhyno:
Lol... yes well its me are u surprised

lmfao... Na the food WEy i dey chop no lemme see ...
Mhn.. So u like rap music like diss...
Do you sing/rap ??

MrsPhyno:
yeah Kanye's confidence is amazing. Usually people who act like him just come off as pr*cks but he carries himself so well, and he has the talent to back it up. Plus he's a really nice guy on the inside
Kanye is the GOAT as far as I'm concerned

I don't really listen to disses.... mostly just like normal music
You generally have good taste tho, Kanye, J.Cole all my faves I also love love love Nas..... he's from like a generation before I was born tho lol

like serious I never knew u were the one i was chatting it...
Very funny
I thought it was kingSamurai... all along

olajorn:
Greatest of all Time...garrit?

yea man..tell Dem
Dey donno...
Kanye off life...

jomile:
Rotfl, u r very funny

My night was fine, hope you are enjoying your Sunday

hmm...I know u can't cope
Yea indomie before me...my mouth is enjoying at the Moment
And you how is going over therev

MrsPhyno:
yeah Kanye's confidence is amazing. Usually people who act like him just come off as pr*cks but he carries himself so well, and he has the talent to back it up. Plus he's a really nice guy on the inside
Kanye is the GOAT as far as I'm concerned

I don't really listen to disses.... mostly just like normal music
You generally have good taste tho, Kanye, J.Cole all my faves I also love love love Nas..... he's from like a generation before I was born tho lol

lmfao.. No dey call my Kanye Goat Oo..
well google Cassidy R.A.I.D diss for Meek-mill
10mins diss ...mehn he massacred Meek
Haven't heard any diss hotter than that..
Cassidy
Nas
Phenom
Ooh my Ludacris
Kidd-Kidd

MrsPhyno:
Good taste


Nobody likes Kanye anymore but thats cause they are all crazy

Bro me like kanye like *wtf*
Love his commanding tone...
I don't even care about the artist as far as u singing/rapping something making sense...
Am ur fan already...
Do you have any Best disss song?

KINGSAMURAI:
i like rap a little bcaus of Eminem nt bcaus of vector(God forbid) bt i dnt talk abt it, i mean for what now?!!!! its a waste of Megabyte

lol...well i like RapMusik in General.. So be it
Vector
Kendrick
Kanyewest
Falz
EL
Poslytd
J.Cole
Drake
M.I
Reminsce
Sark
....etc... Just gimme good-Musik

Classsyalabolas:
fist of all, lyrical skill is never judged with an emcee's freestyle ability
rap geniuses like Canibus cannot even freestyle to save their lives.

secondly, I would send Vector & his entire crew to Hades in a freestyle rap battle...
the only person in my freestyle level in the entire of West Africa is blackJesus.


2/3 years ago I would have jumped at your challenge, but I have responsibilities now & I hardly have time for all those stuffs again .
you don't expect me to leave what I'm doing currently because you asked for a freestyle brawl.
besides, what would I gain from battling you ? you are not even a proper rapper, & you haven't earned your stripes in the rap sect.here.

& the era of freestyle battling has passed . this is the age of pre-writtens..
battle leagues like URL pay rappers as high as 5000$, & give them 2 months to prepare for rap battles..
you think it's child's play

better than Vector ..mmhn
Can i hear any of your song/freestyle?

KINGSAMURAI:
Instead of them to talk about FOOTBALL, they are here talking about RAP. MCHEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

u no like wrapp ni

jomile:
good morning, how was your night

Nd wat does automatic ticket looks like, wat does it entails

Afternoon..
My night was beautiful but short
And yours?
Well First...Potential house wife must not drink or Reduce her Drinking habit ...
Can jomile cope?

jomile:
Ur daughter?

Wat about ur wife

yea yea my daughter..
Well you can be the SHE
I can give u an automatic ticket
Goo-morni dear

godoluwa:
5users, 1guest

U don resume duty fully abi

jomile:
Yeah i like orijin but most times i prefer Snap

How is ur semo the best, who told you it's d best

Or did you win an award in semo competition

hmmn..well i love Orijin
Sweerie my semo can cause wahala...
Well who does it better than me must be my future daughter

jomile:
yes i do

Tanks for the offer, but my stomach is filled up dere is no space left

lemme guess..Orijin ?..
Hmm.. Semo things..
Well my Semo is the Best in my family*no Bragging
Ur level go cut if u sshop my Semo